F3 Knoxville

Bananas!

THE SCENE: Perfect morning – mid-sixties, no rain.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Done
WARM-O-RAMA:

Some running. Static stretching: neck, shoulders, chest, ABS, back and legs.
THA-THANG:

Gym set up – a variety of basic strength and cardio exercises performed in counterclockwise rotation:

Squats with 10lbs dumbbells, pull ups, over-the-truck climb, lawnmowers with 60lbs dumbbell, bench press 90lbs, up and down plank hold, American hammers, arm extensions with 12lbs dumbbells, jumping rope, ladder climb with 5lbs dumbbells with superman-bananas in between.

MARY:
None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Luke 16:10-14

“Whoever can be trusted with small things can also be trusted with big things. Whoever is dishonest in little things will be dishonest in big things too. If you cannot be trusted with worldly riches, you will not be trusted with the true riches. And if you cannot be trusted with the things that belong to someone else, you will not be given anything of your own.” [Luke 16:10-14]

Your body and spirit were entrusted to you. Therefore, take a good care of your physical body and your mental state. Do not be afraid to seek for help. Do not face your problems alone. Be brave to admit and to recognize your issues. Be honest to yourself.

Bitesized Portions

AO: shamrock
Q: Stitch (Brad Ware)
PAX: Betty (Tyler Alexander), Mermaid (Bradley Roberts), Anchorman – Daniel Callis, slappy (Nathan Evers), Steam, Glamper, Oscar Meyer (Brett Harris), Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Base Salary (Nate Wilson), Waxjob (Josh Brady), Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Curry (Steve Coy), Curveball P (Dave Purcell), Drum Major (Mike Johnston), Pusher, Commission (Adam Wilson), Bed Wetter (Nick Adkins), Eliza (Kevin Parrott), The Situation (Carl Helstrom), Jardet (Tyler Hill), Great White (Grant Goodwin), LeBling (Chris LeClair), Econoline (Joshua Middlebrook), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Voodoo (Eric A), Tailhook (Max), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Brick (Chris Tittle), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Title IX (Christian Prescott), Band Camp (Jack Renfro)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 32
WARMUP:
• Imperial Walkers x10
• SSH x 10
• Grady Corns x 10
• Tempo Squats x 10
• Tempo Merkins x 10
THE THANG:
Buffet STOP #1 – UPPER BODY – Coupon Pile
1. OHP x 25
2. Curls x 25
3. Upright Rows x 25
4. Dips on CMU x 25

STOP #2 – CORE
1. Freddie Mercury (4 ct) x 25
2. Flutter Kicks (4 ct) x 25
3. Shoulder Taps (2 ct) x 25

STOP #3 – LEGS – Back lot
1. Squats x 25
2. Wall Steps (2 ct) x 25
3. Calf Raises x 25

STOP #4 – CARDIO – Football Field
1. SSH x 25
2. Stair Runs x 1 lap
3. 2 Laps around the Track

Circle up at mid-field
Betty = 10 Burpees
Tailhook = 11 Burpees
Mermaid = Jane Fondas
Lebling = ??
Anchorman = Leg balance?

Mosey back to COT:
Slappy = Monkey humpers
Voodoo = 1 leg pickle pointers
Oscar Meyer = Star gazers

COT:
Habits. We all have them. Some good (those involved with family, work, F3). Some not so good.

Oftentimes, we seek to change our bad habits and create new and better ones. We make resolutions. We resolve to get in shape, to eat healthier, to spend more time with our families. But the fact of the matter is that 88% of new year’s resolutions (if you make those) end up failing and we’re left feeling frustrated and powerless to make progress.

We need milk before solid food. Hebrews 5:14 says “… solid food is for the mature, for those who have their powers of discernment trained by constant practice to distinguish good from evil.”

So what does it mean to be trained by constant practice?…
A few years ago I picked up this little book called “Small Move, Big Change”. It was an easy read and takes a simple approach to changing behaviors and ultimately our habits. We make our goals too broad or idealistic, and at some point, our autopilot kicks in. Autopilot is that system of unconscious habits and preferences that have become so engrained through repetition.

So what’s the solution to changing? It starts with a bitesize goal. Something that focuses on a specific change in behavior and not a result. Instead of committing to “I’m going to eat better” or “I’m going to be more organized”, a microresolution would break that into something easy and measureable. “I’m going to pass on the cookies at our Wednesday meetings”. “I’m going to make my bed every morning”. Easy. Measureable. Successful.

You can even make these a little more personal. Analyze your habits to determine the single changes that will have the greatest impact. Think about your daily cues. I always snack after a trip to the grocery, usually even before I get everything put away. So, a more personal microresolution for me might be “I will not snack during or after putting away the groceries”. Easy. Measurable. Successful.

So you get the point here. Don’t set too many microresolutions. Make a couple and when those changes in behavior become habits, set new ones. Easy. Measureable. Successful.

BattleBuddyWithJesus

AO: shamrock
Q: Anchorman – Daniel Callis
PAX: Honeydew (Jason Childers), Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Curveball P (Dave Purcell), Baby Boomer (Norm Vaughn), Hot Pants (Darin Sowa), Skidmark (Brad Coulter), Eliza (Kevin Parrott), Oscar Meyer (Brett Harris), slappy (Nathan Evers), Curry (Steve Coy), Stitch (Brad Ware), The Situation (Carl Helstrom), Tailhook (Max), Voodoo (Eric A), Commission (Adam Wilson), LeBling (Chris LeClair), Toretto (Larry Seufert), Mermaid (Bradley Roberts), Donnie Floyd, Betty (Tyler Alexander), Base Salary, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Coal Miner, Stiff Arm,
FNGs: None
COUNT: 25
WARMUP:
Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 10

Tie Fighters X10

Cherry Pickers x5

Toe Merkins 4-ct IC – 10

Plank Punch Alternating 10 each side – From a basic plank position, raise one hand off the ground and punch across, behind and under the opposite arm, keeping the core stabilized.

Stretch quads, runner’s stretch, cobra, down dog

THE THANG:
Mosey to CMU pile and grab one. Added in some curls for the 6.

Mosey to the soccer field

Line 1 – 25 CMU chest press

Line 2 – 25 Big Boys
Line 3 – 25 Merkins
Line 4 – 25 Squats
Sprint back to line 1
We will end up at 100 reps per exercise after 4 rounds.
Mosey
10 Blockies
Return CMUs
Mosey to Shamrock Road
Bear Crawl to each painted shamrock. Stop for a break to do 10 Monkey Humpers. I think we made it to about #20.

MARY:
Flutter Kicks – 25 – 4 ct.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Get ready for IPC.
COT:
Matthew 11:28-30
28 “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30 For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”
So many times I pray that God would just take this burden away from me or someone I know. Jesus is saying that he wants to grab onto you and help you walk with that burden. He will make it easier to carry and we will grow through this exercise with him.

Something for everyone

AO: shamrock
Q: Tailhook (Max)
PAX: Oscar Meyer (Brett Harris), Betty (Tyler Alexander), Eliza (Kevin Parrott), Toretto (Larry Seufert), Tailhook (Max), Stitch (Brad Ware), Voodoo (Eric A), Skidmark (Brad Coulter), Curry (Steve Coy), Honeydew (Jason Childers), Baby Boomer (Norm Vaughn), Mermaid (Bradley Roberts), slappy (Nathan Evers), Freefall
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: yoga style
THE THANG:

50 twinkle toes x2
40 merkins x2
20 squats
10 burpees x3
50 dips
40 American hammers
20 big boys
50 Rocky Balboas
40 step ups
30 heels to Heaven
20 Dive bombers
2+ mile running combined
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dunes in the nude
COT:Recognize your fears and crush them.