F3 Knoxville

Co-kraken

THE SCENE: perfect workout weather
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Warm up stuff
THA-THANG:

Carry 6 CMUs to upper lot
Kraken- run lap around after each exercise
stations
10 inch worms
30 squats
25 Merkins
20 Bobby Hurley’s
20 CMU American swings
30 dry docks
20 Russian dancers (1 per leg)
Bear crawl to center cone
25 CMU curl and press
Co Q Break for sprints and 10 struggling turtles x10
Return to AO

MARY:
Some flutter kicks
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Trusting God
Story of Joseph, when he found out that Mary was pregnant after he was engaged, was not his plan. He was confused, upset and I’m sure heartbroken. But God had a different plan for him. God‘s plans were way different than his. And God‘s plan is perfect. an angel came to Joseph, and let him know what his plan was. That he should stay with Mary and take her as his wife.
There’s been many times in my life where my plants have gone to the wayside, and God has shown me that he is in control and that he always knows more. Job example. Trust in God is not always easy, it may be confusing or tough. But we must trust God that he has a plan for our lives, and we must let him lead.

MOLESKIN:
Welcome to Skewer from the project! He made us do some much needed sprints.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence on the 7th

It Was Paul’s Fault

THE SCENE: WE FINALLY SAW THE DADGUM MOON.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Administered accordingly
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH,Tempo Squats,Cherry Pickers, Gradycorns
THA-THANG:

Look: Y’all don’t realize that it was all Paul and Linda that broke up The Beatles. Yoko is wildly misunderstood and one of the greatest artists of the 20th Century. She gifted us some amazing songs and shared her husband’s (can’t remember his name) musical gifts with the world. You should all be thankful for her that he was able to continue on after Paul stole the band away and broke it up.

We had some Tabata at the Splash Pad benches to some Jingle Rock n’ Roll. 20 seconds of work, 10 seconds of rest, do it 8x then rest for a minute.

  • Dips
  • Step Ups
  • CDDs
  • Run from the splash pad, to the bath house, around stonehedge, then back to splashpad
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Merkins
  • Lunges

Mosey to the bath house for 50 second wall sits, then watch YHC fall flat on his keister.
Mosey to Flagpole for a 30 sec plank.
Fellowship(TM) Mosey to the #shovelflag. Will request to start implementing Friendship Mosey in the future. Ask Blindside what that is.
MARY:
Nada.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 PAX, No FnGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Get your rest you animals. We can only be our best when we’re feeling our best.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

The 1st of the Last

F3 Q: 12.1.22

The 1st Q of the Last Month of 22 

[ The Scene ] 

  • 40s getting into the 30s
  • Sun goin down 

[ Welcome/Disclaimer ]

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – Faith 
  • My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this morning 
  • A few things before we begin: 
    • I’m not a professional 
    • You’re here on your own volition
    • You know your injuries if you have any so if you need to modify anything we do today feel free to do so, but push yourselves and the men around you. They deserve it and so do you. 
  • FNGs? – 0

[ Warm o Rama ] 

  • Rockette: 10×4
  • SSH: 10×4
  • Zombie walk from one end of the parking lot to the other
  • SSH: 10×4
  • Merkin: 10×4
  • SSH: 10×4
  • High Knees down and back 
  • SSH: 10×4

Tour de Lights

[ The Thang ] 

(Mosey to the Coliseum) 

— Stop 1: Top of the Dragon

  • 5s (1:1, 2:2. 3:3, etc)
    • POC: Top + 3rd light down 
    • Xs
      • Top: Mountain Climbers (4ct)
      • Man Makers (8 count)

— Stop 2: Roundabout before the Coliseum

  • Core 4: 25 merkins, 25 squats, 25 BBS, + 25 Carolina dry docks  
    • All on a 1 count
    • In between each X, we’re going to run to the top where the building is, and execute 10 SSH together

— Stop 3: Middle of the Coliseum

  • The Triangle Pyramid
    • 3 POC: Think of the coliseum like a triangle – 2 base points on either side of the bottom + the top point where the admin doors are)
    • Starting on the right, we’re going to run the triangle, but it’s going to be pyramid style, meaning that the Xs are going to build upon each other 
      • C1: 1 cone (SSH)
      • C2: 2 cones (Merkins + Imperial Walkers)
      • C3: 3 cones (LBCs, Flutter Kicks, Dips)
    • Everything is 20 reps, on a 1 count

— Core 4 looking over at the lights 

  • American Hammer: 25×4
  • LLBC: 25×4
  • Penguin: 25×4 
  • Dead Bug: 25×4

(Mosey back to the AO)

[ Mary ] 

  • ATMs
  • SWS

[ COT ]

  • # off – 13
  • Name o Rama: Pele, Lillydipper, Tank, Title9, Pusher, Doubtfire, Dawg Paddle, Rooney, Brick, High-Heels, Abacus, Onstar, Steam
  • FNGs – 0
  • BOM

Where Are You? 

  • Genesis 3:6-12

“When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves. Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?” He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.” And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?” The man said, “The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.”

(https://my.bible.com/bible/111/GEN.3.6-12)

3 things I want to point out as we head into the last month of this year: 

  1. “She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.” — What locations are you allowing yourself or the loved ones around you to be in? Mental, physical, emotional, spiritual, sexual locations that are good and healthy or locations that may not be as conducive to how we’re called to walk as HIM. 
  2. “God called to the man and asked “Where are you?” —  God will always call Adam first. It’s not a sexist thing or misogynist thing, it’s by design. We as men are called to lead. And we will answer for how we’ve led. Why would God ask Adam “Where are you?” when he knew exactly where he was at? Now that’s a powerful question. A question we can all  intentionally ask ourselves and others as we enter into the last month of 22 and into a new year – Where am I? Or where are you? Emotionally, physically, mentally, spiritually, relationally, sexually, etc. 
  3. “The man said “The woman you put here with me-she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.” – This is where I get it wrong so much of the time when I’m convicted – it’s not my fault, it’s her. Or it’s their fault. Or it’s the circumstances’ fault. And some of that may be true. But what would it look like to have a generation of men stand up and say “It’s not my fault, but it’s my duty. My duty as a steward of what’s been entrusted to me, my duty as a gardener, protector, and HIM.” 

Closing — It’s easy to show up to a 45 minute workout (for me at least) and not be real. “How’s it going? Good? Good!” But I want to invite myself and all of us into a very scary and eye opening endeavor over the next 30 days – check your location. Where are you? Really? Take stock on your location mentally, physically, emotionally, sexually, spiritually, relationally, professionally, etc. The greatest thing about sharing your location with someone is that it demands accountability. 

F3 never has been, and never will be a men’s ministry. However, a men’s movement? Absolutely. Why? Because men are called to MOVE. 

Pickle pounderball

THE SCENE: Wet and humid but like Blind Melin said…no rain.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Merkins, grady corns 1 lap around track
THA-THANG:
Divide into 2 teams of 6 on the tennis court.
Play some big ball tennis or renamed Pickle Pounderball.
When team earns a point, other team does 5 burpees. (Later changed to 3) Every time your team hits it over the net you do one Burpee. Every so often we take an exercise break to do 45 seconds of the following
exercises:

  • merkins
  • bobby hurleys
  • shoulder taps
  • Rockettes
  • Grady corns
  • dry docks

Run three laps around tennis courts and resume play

MARY: no time for her
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

serving others. Especially to those that do not have the same abilities that we have. Talked about our upcoming partnership with the cerebral palsy center.

MOLESKIN:
I think we all realized that we need choirboy as our lawyer. He definitely knows how to argue and fight for what he wants!! Ha! Although in the end Judge Tank denied several of his objections and International rules were in effect.  We also realized that several of us including me have no skills in volleyball.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence at JUCO  next weekend