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The Dora Circuit

THE SCENE: Dog Pound 10/2/18, perfect weather

WELCOME AND DISCLAIMER
Warm UP:
SHH X20
Funky yoga stretches
10 Merkins
Partner up
The Dora Circuit
Partner 1 does exercise while partner 2 runs to cones. (50+- yards apart)
Dora #1
100 Merkins
200 squats
Move to next cone
Dora #2
50 inch worms
100 imperial walkers 3count
Dora #3
250 LBCs
100 Shoulder tap merkins
DORA #4
100 Squat jumps
100 curb dips
DORA #5
100 calf raises
100 merkins
Mosey back to AO
Mary: box cutters, hello Dolly’s and Peter Parkers

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Sticking your neck out for what’s right.

I used an example of my wife stepping up and taking on several people that were not doing what was right. She was willing to put her neck out there and take on a lot of work, lose relationships and even have people talk bad about her even though she did nothing wrong.

Its tough to stand up sometimes when you know if you do it could cause heartache. But, we need to stand up for what’s right and not let bad things happen as we turn the other way. I was very proud of my wife and I learned that she is not afraid to put herself on the line for what’s right.
MOLESKIN:
Great to see all the still sore GoRuckers out there loosening up those muscles. Awesome job fellas!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 olympics coming up soon

Muchas Grassyas

THE SCENE: Pretty standard late-summer atmosphere. Still hot and humid, but with an air of winding down .
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x26 IC
Cherry Pickers x10 IC
Buddy the Elf x10 each leg IC
Crabettes x20 IC
Mosey up to the boats
Failure to Launch (formerly Al Gore Tuck Jumps) x8 IC
Mosey back to AO
Plank Rolls for about 20yd. Created much more dizziness than anticipated….

THA-THANG:
Grab a CMU and head to the grassy field. Cones set up in a square about 16 yards apart.
Each cone has a card with an exercise.
Bears and Blocks to the first cone and do that exercise.
Bears and Blocks to next cone and do first cone exercise plus next cone exercise.
Continue to 3rd and fourth cone, adding exercises escalator style.
After adding the fourth exercise, switch to Blocks and Bears (backward bear crawl with block) to first cone. Drop that exercise, do the other three.
continue back down the escalator. Exercises:
10 Hand Release Merkins
30 Pickle Pounders
20 Carolina Dry Docks
16 Catalina Wine Mixer (8 each arm)

Guess what… Every card has a flipside! Repeat above, except crab walk carrying CMU on abdomen.
First round forward, second round backward. Exercises:
10 Prisoner Getups each leg
30 Monkey Humpers
10 Donkey Kicks
15 Squat Jumps

Pretty sure everyone made it around to at least get the Monkey Humpers in…

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 PAX this morning, including FNG Unibrau (Nick Robinson)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
1 Timothy 2:1-4:
First of all, then, I urge that supplications, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for all people, for kings and all who are in high positions, that we may lead a peaceful and quiet life, godly and dignified in every way. This is good, and it is pleasing in the sight of God our Savior

Looking around at what is going on with our leaders today, there’s not much you can describe as dignified in any way. However, no matter which side of the current issues you come down on, one thing we all have in common is that we’re called to pray for those who are in high positions. Notice, even thanksgivings is in that list of what we’re supposed to make for all people. Remember that God’s ultimately in charge, and He’s the one we’re responsible to.
MOLESKIN:
The grass this morning had a pleasant herby, minty sort of smell. Very refreshing when you’re nose-deep doing hand-release Merkins…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd Anniversary Extravaganza first weekend in November.

Eye-Hand mis-coordination

THE SCENE: Dog Pound, gloomy but a little cooler
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHx20, Demos of Frogger Merkins, horse kicks
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the ice rink with a CMU. (Copying the wall jump I heard about.)

Split into partners,, one does frog walks  down bouncing a lacrosse ball switching hands and then does 20 merkins, goes back same way and does 40 shoulder taps.. Partner 2 jumps over wall and does 10 Curl-press-tris with CMU then jumps back over wall and switches with partner. Repeat (4 rounds)

line up on goal line. All bounce their lacrosse ball do one burpee and catch it moving length wise across rink. Repeat 4-6 times.

Run across Rink bouncing ball x4

Tweet E Audible: Donkey Kick Burpees holding ball between feet x10

BBS X25 bouncing ball between reps

mosey to the track with CMUs. . Run around track till you see a cone. Do that exercise. Then run to next cone. They are:

  • Shoulder tap merkins x10
  • LBCs x25
  • Frogger Merkins x10
  •  Horse kick leg ext x10 each leg
  • dry docks x20
  • Curl press tris x10

MARY:
Scissor LBCs, Flutter kicks, Peter Parker’s
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Discussed how sin can grab a hold of anyone regardless of  background, wealth, looks, ethnicity, intelligence and any other factor. Everyone struggles with something and the only way to get fully through it is with God’s help.  Be honest with yourself and ask for God‘s help. He will get you through it.

MOLESKIN:
We all know who is coordinated and who is not.

Three headed monster

THE SCENE: Calm, Humid, 70sih
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:
WARM-O-RAMA:
Little of everything… Merkins, Alabama ass-kickers, jog, burpees, tempo squat, jog, BLIMPS
THA-THANG:

  • Aiken legs –>  Bernie Sanders  –> 50 yd sprint (x2)… Legs blasted, check
  • Bear crawl ring of fire –> center circle of the MRSA field. There was no safety on the ground or on your hands.
    1. 360 degrees of bear crawl –> 10 merkins.
    2. 180 degrees of boo boo bear crawl –> 10 werkins.
    3. 180 degrees of boo boo bear crawl (opposite leg) –> 10 werkins.
    4. 180 degrees of crawl bear –> 10 derkins. Arms smoked.
  • Doracides – 400 iron mikes, 250 Big boy sit-ups, and 250 dry docks.
    • partners take turns chipping away while the other runs a suicide style sprint with burpees at the turn around point. At least the end was near.

MARY:

Just cause we had 3 minutes left…. gas pumpers and peter parkers.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

17 strong.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
After God threw man out of the garden of Eden, the first thing he did was form clothes for them. How do we extend grace to our children even when we punish them?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

F3 olympics…. not sure when, but sounds like fun.

BIZ NAS time

THE SCENE: Asylum, moist and delicious
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHx20, cherry Pickersx5, donkey kicks x5

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the paver parking lot.

8 stations, start with reps of 15 each exercise. After each lap remove one rep. Audible: substrat 2 reps. Go till Tank says stop

  • Low Squat Jumps
  • Merkins
  • Lunges
  • Inch worms
  • Rocketttes
  • Shoulder Tap merkins
  • Side lunges with a hop
  • dry docks

mosey to da playground…ya know

box jump burpees for 1min, 10 sec rest, incline merkins 1 min, 10 sec rest, dips 1 min. Repeat

mosey to AO

MARY:
Flutter kicks x25 and slutter kicks x15

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
24 In attendance
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
White lies, although we think that they are not harmful, they dissolve trust with others including our coworkers, friends and spouses. Challenging the PAX to cut out the white lies and be honest in all that we do.
MOLESKIN:
Apparently I didn’t get the message about it being a casual dress code today. 🙁
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for cheatsheet and his daughter, and friends struggling with chemical dependency.