F3 Knoxville

The Way We Go About It Matters

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lilydipper
PAX: Dain Bramage, Curveball, Dung Beetle, MD Hammer, Tenderfoot, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Crash Dummy, Kung Blue, Lizzy, Steam, Tigger (Jack Panick)
FNGs: 1 Tigger (Jack Panick)
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: 7 Motivators, 7 Cherry Pickers, 7 Twistees, 7 Hand Release Merkins, 10 Rockettes, 7 Pterodactyls Forward and 7 Backward.

THE THANG: Mosey on park roadway to the Caribbean Parking Lot. We will stop to do 40 Baby Crunches. Next, we will sprint for three islands, then slow to a walk to the end of the parking lot. On the other side of the parking lot we will sprint for three more islands, then walk to the end of the parking lot.

Next, we will sprint to the sidewalk that head to the Bros Bowl. We will walk for 20 paces then mosey to the Bros Bowl.
We will run clockwise on the outside circle of the Bros Bowl, stopping three times at any point along the way to do 10 Merkins each time one stops. Those getting halfway around first do squats until the six arrives. Then we will run back to the bottom of the Bros Bowl stopping three more times along the way to do 10 Merkins at each stop. Those getting back to the bottom of the Bros Bowl do baby crunches until the six arrives.
We will all do 20 Hello Dollies.

Next, we will next run clockwise on the second most outside circle, this time stopping two times at any point along the way to do 10 Squats with each stop. Those getting to the benches at the top of the Bros Bowl do incline merkins until the six arrives. Then we will run back down clockwise to the bottom of the Bros Bowl, stopping two more times to do 10 Squats at each chosen stop. Those getting back to the beginning of the loop jog slowly in place until the six arrives.

Next, we will run clockwise in the innermost sidewalk of the Bros Bowl, stopping at 3 o’clock to do 10 Jump Squats, and at 6 o’clock to do Bench Dips until the six arrives. We will then continue to 9 o’clock to do Jump Squats and then run back to the bottom of the Bros Bowl. Those arriving first run in place until the six arrives.

Mosey back to the Caribbean. Go to the west end of the parking lot. We will go to the end of the parking lot by lunges to the 1st island, bear crawls to 2nd island, Bernie Sanders to the 3rd island, hops to the 4th island and sprinting to the end of the parking lot.

Mosey to the gate by the AO parking lot. We will stop to pick up CMU weight rocks and do 20 Overhead Presses.

Mosey back to AO.

MARY: No time, baby!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Our brother, Steam, had a baby girl last month. Her name is Anastasia. Haw Ridge will be on the last Friday of this month. Kung Blue has $10 shopping cards you can purchase for his sons’ Boy Scout troop.

COT:

Message
The Way We Go About It Matters
This evening I am going to read the lyrics from a song I really like. The writer of the song is Kyle Matthews. The song is called The Way We Go About It and it is from his album See For Yourself.
Years ago, she read a letter from the teacher
Sent home with her third-grade son
Tested on some reading
He had been caught cheating
“Why?”, she said
“You told me to make good grades”, he said.
She tried to explain.

“Son, the way we go about it matters
It’s the testimony of the heart
Yes, the way we go about it matters
It’s the proof of who we are”.

Eight years down the road
He’s in a load of trouble
Drugs get him expelled from school
Mother stands her ground
He curses her and heads for town
And says, “It’s good money
For the things we need”
But she says, “It’s worth nothing to me

‘Cause the way we go about it matters
It’s the testimony of the heart
Yes, the way we go about it matters
It’s the proof of who we truly are”
Who we truly are

Tonight, she’ll welcome home
The boy she raised alone
Who has done his time in prison like his father
Friends will come, they’ll dance and laugh
She’ll prepare the fatted calf
And at her table, he will take the seat of honor
And she’ll hold him in her arms

Because the way we go about it matters
It’s the testimony of the heart
Yes, the way we go about it matters
It’s the proof of who we truly are
Who we truly are

Brothers, they way we go about it does matter. Riches, worldly success, power, what does that mean without honor, kindness and love toward our fellow man? Many of you will recognize the story of the prodigal son reflected in the lines of the song. God does love us and will welcome us to Him despite our sins. But the way we go about our lives matters to Him. He wants us to follow His word and His way. That is a way of Glory, of something beyond ourselves, where we can be High Impact Men and strive to be something holy that just isn’t rewarded in our sinful world. But it matters.

Prayers
Prayers of praise for Steam’s baby girl, Anastasia. Prayers for Steam and his wife, Megan, in raising their daughter. Prayers for all traveling at this time during Spring Break. Prayers for High Heels who is on a trip to Spain at this time.

Eyes on the Prize

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Crash Dummy
PAX: Lilydipper, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Pusher, Lizzy, High Heels, Curveball, Tenderfoot, Dung Beetle, Dain Bramage, Shogun
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: Run around pavilion/playground back to AO. SSH – 20ea. Windmills – 10, Monkey Humpers – 10. Pterodactyls – 10 (fwd/bwd). Stretching. Run the parking lot.

THE THANG: Partner Up! Partner A: Bernie up Baby Cardiac. Partner B: Reverse Lung. X3.

Run to top of Cardiac: Suicides: 5 Merkins at top. Turns: Jump Squats 10 reps. Finish at the bottom.

Mosey to Caribbean: Every other island 5 Burpees.

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hardship Hill, Genesis

COT: Proverbs 17:24: “A discerning man keeps wisdom in view, but a fool’s eyes wander to the ends of the earth.”

2026 Translation: Wise men lock in, fools fantasize. Wise men create; fools just wait. Wise men build what’s in front of them. Fools daydream about what they’ll do someday.

I love daydreaming. I buy a lottery ticket hoping it hits but the truth is, it wouldn’t hit if I played the lotto every day from the day I was born until the day I die. What matters is hard work and dedication. You have to put in the work. Every. Single. Day!

Get Out of Your Own Way

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lilydipper
PAX: Drum Major, Tenderfoot, Switchhitter (Tony), Rooney(Carl Whipple), High Heels, Brick, Lizzy, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Pusher, Joshua Foster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: 20 Side-Straddle Hops, 10 Iron Mikes, 10 Ice Skaters, 10 Tennessee Rocking Chairs, 10 Rockettes, 30 Grady Corns, 7 Pterodactyls Forwards and 7 Backwards

THE THANG: We will do the following sets of exercises, doing the first, then running (counter-clockwise) around pavilion twice, doing the second, then running around pavilion twice, then the third and then running around pavilion twice:
– 20 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 20 Merkins
– 20 Picnic Table Pull-ups

Next, we will do totem pole, building on exercises then chopping them off, with 30 seconds for each exercise. Here are the exercises:
– Plank Jacks
– American Hammers
– Bobby Hurleys

Next, we will do the following sets of exercises, doing the first, then running (clockwise) around pavilion twice, doing the second, then running around pavilion twice, then the third and then running around pavilion twice:

– 20 Star Jumps
– 20 Carolina Dry Docks
– 20 Smurf Jacks

Next, we will do the following sets of exercises, doing the first, then running (counter-clockwise) around pavilion twice, doing the second, then running around pavilion twice, then the third and then running around pavilion twice:

– 20 Flutter Kicks
– 20 Bench Dips
– 20 Step-ups on Benches

Finally, we will do the following sets of exercises, doing the first, then running (clockwise) around pavilion twice, doing the second, then running around pavilion twice, then the third and then running around pavilion twice:

– 20 Freddie Mercuries
– 20 Decline Merkins
– 20 Incline Merkins

MARY: No time for sweet Mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Knoxville Region has starfished again into an eastern and western region. Thanks to Mermaid for being a fantastic Nant’an for the Knoxville Region. Our western region will have Stripped as the Nant’an. Our eastern region will have Swanson as the Nant’an. Asylum PM will be in the eastern region.

COT:
Message:
Get Out of Your Own Way
I recently read an interesting article about interview with Ben Stiller. In the interview he said that the worst decision he ever made in his life was to cut his then 9-year-old daughter, Ella Stiller, from a scene she had been filmed in for a movie Ben was making, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Ella, who is now 23, laughs the occurrence off, saying the scene didn’t really make sense in the movie. But for Ben, cutting the scene goes to a deeper issue, which he states is his obsession with his work and his perfectionism. While a goal of Ben Stiller has been to be a good, loving, and available father, he has found that his perfectionism with work sometimes stood in the way of that.
I think it a good thing that Stiller sees that difficulty in himself and is vulnerable enough to admit it. By seeing that fault, he has been able to work on it although he has found himself struggling with it again and again.
Where do you get perfectionist or obsessed? What stands in the way of you being available to others? What stands in the way of you fulfilling dreams? What stands in the way of you being the HIM that God wants you to be? Those questions make me think of that song by U2, Get Out of Your Own Way.
An area where I frequently find I must get out of my own way is having my life in order and getting things done before I take the time to relax and just be. You guys may not see that side of me. When I get home from work or F3, I have these tasks that I feel I need to check off: get bills paid, get email messages answered, straighten out the house, make sure everything is clean and put away, get the laundry done, etc. etc. etc. That obsessive need to work before play can be a good think . . . things do get done. But it also has stood in the way of my getting time to relax and spending time with my family. And, what is truly more important – time with family or getting those clothes cleaned and put away? I am not a workaholic who avoids family but I can certainly learn to let things go more, particularly if time with family is involved.
How about you? Where do you need to get out of your own way? Is there something you need to let go of a bit so that you pay attention to another aspect of your life? If so, assess it and pray about it. Ask God to help you to finds ways to change.

Prayers: Prayers for our bother, Mr Jinxy and his wife, Susan. Susan had to be hospitalized Saturday morning with intense nausea. She was found to have a duodenal perforation. She is being treated with antibiotics at the hospital but may have to have surgery to repair the perforation if the antibiotics do not take care of the issue. Prayers for our brother, Steam and his wife Megan as she is due to have child any day now. Prayers for Will, the five-year-old student of the wife of our brother, Drum Major. Will is undergoing extensive treatment for a significant health issue. Prayers for our brother, Joshua Foster (Shogun). We congratulate him for getting a major new client for his company. We pray for him as he travels to Washington, DC to be the major person working to help that company.

Nothing but the Truth!…

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Pele (Jon Lindberg)
PAX: Lilydipper, Drum Major, Pusher, Sparkler, Lizzy, Tenderfoot, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Franzia, MD Hammer, Curveball, Bacon (Ben)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: 10 SSH IC
line up on curb, slow mosey to far end. FIVE BURPEES!! Windmills, 4-ct in cadence.
– slow mosey back. 10 Windmills, 4-ct, IC
-light shuffle down, switching ½ way 10 Imperial Squat Walkers, 4-ct, IC.
– shuffle/run back 10 Grady Corns, 4-ct IC

THE THANG:
Mosey to Sidewalk just northeast of the nice bathrooms.
“2-4-6-8 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE” : Run south and then east on sidewalk stopping at second, fourth, sixth, and eighth lights to do the following exercises:
– 2 lights: 4 CDDS/ 4 lights: 8 CDDs/ 6 lights 12 CDDs/ SWEEP FORWARD 8 lights, 16 CDDs. Stop at 8th light. PUTS
– Rinse and repeat with SQUATS

Rinse and repeat with PETER PARKERS (2-ct)

Mosey to base of Cardiac

5s (like 7s…) from base to first curve, starting with 1 OFFSET RIGHT MERKIN, run up and do 4 OFFSET LEFT MERKINS

Fellowship Mosey to second curve

5s from Second curve to Benches, Starting with 1 FROGGY JUMP, run up and do 4 Bobby Hurleys

Alternate Dips and incline merkins until the 6 gets there.

Enough time to fellowship mosey to top of the dragon’s tail and do last set of 2-4-6-8s with Supermans (SuperMEN?)

Alternate Lunging and Bunny Hopping across parking lot by bathrooms, then AYG to flag.
Mosey to AO

MARY: Dead Bugs and Pain Planks (Plank position, move left knee to right elbow, switch, R&R).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence Saturday!

COT: I had a math teacher in middle school (Mr. Alexander) who, as punishment for students who talked in class, would make them write lines on the chalkboard of some of his favorite sayings. The only one I still remember to this day is, “Oh the tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!”
Like most of us, I would imagine, I’ve told a lot of white lies in my past, and probably even a few lies that are not all that white. But I certainly try to be an honest person, especially as I’ve grown older, because I have learned how valuable the TRUTH IS. Trust is a haaaard thing to win back. And I’m not talking about your version of the truth, I’m talking about black-and-white truth. If something that’s not black-and-white truth comes out of my mouth, I always try to say “that’s my opinion, anyway”, or “that’s how I interpret it.”

When I was in grad school I was a teaching assistant. Taught classes, created and graded exams, etc. One time these two girls who were best friends were taking a test sitting next to each other and just obviously looking at each other’s papers. I cleared my throat, rustled some papers, and tried to get them to realize I was watching. They kept doing it. When I was grading their tests, they had the exact same answers, word for word, for about ½ the test. And they were wrong answers. If they had been accurate answers, you could almost believe they just came up with it on their own. I confronted them about it, individually, and they already had their stories aligned. They never made eye contact when we were talking, just said the same thing to me… they had studied together, practiced the answers to likely questions together, etc. And they said they never looked at each other’s test during the exam. Bullshit. If they had just admitted it I would have been very lenient, probably just said knock it off, don’t do it again, and I’m going to ask you not to sit to each other. But they flat out lied to me. Thought I was stupid. Thought that what I saw with my very own eyes wasn’t the truth. That is flat-out insulting.

And it got me mad. I gave them both zeros for the test, and brought the matter up to the honor council. One girl ended up dropping out of school. The other actually handled it well, worked hard the rest of the semester and brought her grade up to a C+ or so, as I recall.

In retrospect, I do sort of regret that I was so hard on them, and that my response caused one of the girls to drop out (according to her). I wish I had handled it a bit differently. But I have to say, for them to sit there and completely deny something that I personally witnessed really pissed me off. I didn’t like to be gaslit then. And I hate it even more now.

Proverbs 12:22: “The Lord detests lying lips, but he delights in people who are trustworthy.” That just doesn’t apply to the Lord. I would say it applies to just about everyone.

If we are to be HIMs, Truth matters. Facts matter. Accountability matters.

It’s Cold

AO: asylum-pm
Q: High Heels
PAX: Pele (Jon Lindberg), Lizzy, Lilydipper, Rooney(Carl Whipple), Pusher, Tenderfoot, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Drum Major, Bacon (Ben), Serpentine (Jason Pierce)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:20 SSH – 2 Burpees, 15 IW – 4 Burpees, 10 squats – 6 Burpees, 10 BACs -6 Burpees, 10 Merkins – 4 burpees, 5 Motivators – 2 Burpees

THE THANG:
0900 – 4 times
Dora at Church 100 dips 200 merkins, mosey to bathroom parking lot, 20 lunges, 6 burpees and 10 BBS

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence this Saturday

COT: discipline is the bridge that connects goals to accomplishments


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