TRC/Crab legs – F3 Knoxville

Slow Down

July 2, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Hot Tub (John Muller), TRC/Crab legs, Bunny, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Gibbler, Hands, @Archie, @Coco, @Medicine Woman, @Aquafina, @Medicine Woman
FNGs: 1 @Medicine Woman
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: legs and chest and arms

THE THANG: 4 laps of with merkins and jump squats and flutter kicks. Go 1/2 speed and go slow at loop. Mosey to pavalon and do 4 rounds of Bulgarian squats and shoulder taps at 1/2 normal speed. Abs of box cutters and side crunches and pickle pounders and Georgia cheerleaders. Mosey back and stopped to do 5 squats at each light pole.

MARY: mixed in as usual

ANNOUNCEMENTS: legs last Q in Knoxville is coming soon.

COT: slow down.

Broga

July 1, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Tropicana, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, TRC/Crab legs, Waxjob, Hands, Pac-man, Grandslam, Joyride
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
A few minutes of stretching to see if Snitch (Cory Beilharz )was going to show, then mosey’d up to the Overlook.
THE THANG:
40 min yoga sesh with the boyz.
MARY:
Included
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Asylum AM Night at Covenant Park 7/10. Come watch the Smokies devour the Montgomery Biscuits with your favorite people and see what they look like in the daylight with normal clothes on.
COT:
There is so much to be grateful for. It’s really amazing.

The Toilet Bowl Workout

June 23, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Hands, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Sawdust, TRC/Crab legs, Aquafina
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:

Warm Up / Stretching
Mosey w/ CMU

THE THANG:

Round 1:

25 Thrusters w/ CMU
Jog 1/8 Mile
25 Dips
Jog 1/8 Mile

Round 2

25 Kettlebells w/ CMU
Jog 1/8 Mile
25 Step Ups
Jog 1/8 Mile

Round 3
Alternating Merkins w/ CMU (Side/Top/Side) ~ 30 Reps
Jog 1/8 Mile Round
20 Burpees
Jog 1/8 Mile

Round 4
30 Curls w/ CMU
Jog 1/8 Mile
30 Bench Rows w/ CMU
Jog 1/8 Mile

MARY:

Mosey back to AO
2 Minutes Big Boy Sit Ups

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

My Father’s Day present this year was a rolling tool box to get organized. Got it together ok but had an extra piece at the end that got left out. I was reminded after some wonderful input from my wife to always read the instructions first! I was also reminded that in all we do don’t forget to include the most important piece…. Love.

“If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned, but have not love, I gain nothing. Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away.”
‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭13‬:‭1‬-‭8‬ ‭ESV‬‬
bible.com/bible/59/1co.13.1-8.ESV

It’s All Fun & Games

May 30, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Double Wide, Tropicana, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Rainbow, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Bunny, Gibbler
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Stretch
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes (Bunny-style)
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (Because Bunny wasn’t sure if he was warm)
– Route 66 with Squats up to the Asylum

THE THANG:
Two (2) Teams Competing for most Exercises Complete. One team would run based on the roll of the dice, while the other did exercises. When the run team returned, the teams switched.

The Rollin’ & Runs:
1. Space Needle
2. Asylum Building
3. Whole Big Circuit
4. Down to the Overlook
5. Upper Parking Lot
6. Tree Run

The Exercises:
– 10 – Burpees
– 15 – Seal Jacks (4 – Count)
– 20 – LBCs (4 – Count)
– 15 – Peter Parkers (4 – Ct)
– 10 – Sumo Squats (4 – Count)
– 15 – Hello Dollys (4 – Ct)
– 20 – Merkins
– 15 – V-Ups
– 10 – Lt. Dans
– 15 – Gas Pumpers
– 20 – Side Crunches (10 EA)
– 15 – Boxcutters (4 – Count)

MARY:
– Matlock (Bill Maddox)’s Dante’s Core
– Cat Gut (Mike Davis)’s Boat-Canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Book Club after BOM
– Anderson County Starfish Coming this Summer

COT: Do not expect to Rise to the Occasion, but Fall to your Level of Training. Focus on training in your life; spiritually, physically & mentally to be prepared for any eventuality.

Crazy 48’s

May 12, 2025 BackBlasts

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: TRC/Crab legs, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hands, P3, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: usual Hands warmup

THE THANG: Crazy 48’s with Freddie Mercury, monkey humpers, Merkins, jump squats, high knees and burpees

MARY: she drove by but didn’t stop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Book club starting soon Fridays after the Q.

COT: Stay close to the good shepherd, don’t wander off.