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AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow
PAX: Bunny, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Tropicana, TRC/Crab legs, Rainbow, P3, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Econoline, Grandslam (Trey Leake)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: 20 SSH on 4ct the. Mosey to corner of parking lot for 10 tempo merkins, butt kickers to next corner for 10 4ct plank jacks, mosey to next for windmills, toy soldier hybrid to next corner for 10 tie fighters each leg

THE THANG: 4 corners 5 minute timer. 1 exercise at each corner. 20 reps. Rinse and repeat for 5 minutes.
Round 1 and 2 exercises Merkins, Plank Jacks, SSH, Imperial Walkers
After 5 minutes meet at baby Everest for multiple trips up with 5 jump squats at top
Round 3 exercises Dry Docks, LBC, Rocky B’s, Bobby Hurley
Run Everest again

After that head to pavilion for 7 minute ab shred workout. 1 min each of dollys, flutters, gas pumpers, LBC, Big boys, right crunch, left crunch
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:talked about putting your shopping cart away when you’re done shopping. Do the small things right and don’t get lazy or cut corners

Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @worm, @loves
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: 43 SSH
THE THANG: partner up. Rounds with merkins, squats, LBC, flutter kicks, wall sits, shoulder taps, pickle pounders, etc
MARY: @cat gut led boat/canoe
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:Jesus is the reason.

Come see my Knob

AO: asylum-am
Q: Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Sawdust, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Jenner (Matt Pfeiffer), Econoline, Charmin (John Willis), Code Brown, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Dodgeball, P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), WORM, Carni
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17

WARMUP: SSH, tie fighters
THE THANG: run up baby everest. run some more. at every other pole
10 squats
10 merkins
10 big bois
some rock work until @catgut cried uncle (#awkward)
partner Dora’s at (gulp) Everest
partner 1 run halfway up that accursed mount 5 bleeping times
partner 2 CDD, lunges, flutters, other stuff
bear crawl up the Knob named after me
down Picketts charge back to AO
MARY: ain’t nobody got no time for that
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: if you are weary, lean into Him, . Read Thessalonians

2 Qs for one low price!

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox) , Waxjob
PAX: P3 (Jordan Simmons), TRC/Crab legs, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Pac-man
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6

WARMUP: Waxjob:SSH. shoulder Blaster circuit. Terducken (sp?) merkins
THE THANG: Matlock: 3 rounds of Laredo. 24 squats, 24 Merkins. 24 lunges. 400m run (yes @gibbler we ran in my portion)
Waxjob: diabolical #onbrand CMU
20 of each
1)up and over merkins
2)hard curls
3)thrusters
4)triceps extensions
5)big bois

oh…and run a lap after each rep. with said CMU
MARY: Death by flutterkicks. 50 of them on the 4 count. 5-0. Fiddy
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brolympics is coming in 51 weeks. Govern yourselves accordingly
COT: daily prayer and meditation with God will physically change your brain. ,#science

Card Shark Time

AO: asylum-am
Q: Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey)
PAX: Pac-man, TRC/Crab legs, Hands, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Unconventional Good Mornings

THE THANG:
Dealing of cards with reps by value and exercises by suit:
– Hearts = Hand Release Merkins
– Diamonds = Dips
– Spades = Step-Ups
– Clubs = Crunches

COT: Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

1 There is an appointed time for everything. And there is a time for every [a]event under heaven—

2 A time to give birth and a time to die;
A time to plant and a time to uproot what is planted.
3 A time to kill and a time to heal;
A time to tear down and a time to build up.
4 A time to weep and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn and a time to dance.
5 A time to throw stones and a time to gather stones;
A time to embrace and a time to shun embracing.
6 A time to search and a time to give up as lost;
A time to keep and a time to throw away.
7 A time to tear apart and a time to sew together;
A time to be silent and a time to speak.
8 A time to love and a time to hate;
A time for war and a time for peace.