F3 Knoxville

hey you stay off of my cloud

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: TheWalrus, Grandslam, P3, Tropicana, TRC/Crab legs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:cherry pickers then on the Pav for Rocky 7 minute Tabata

THE THANG: Super 21s. Mindful of IPC tomorrow and the gajillion Merkins contained therein we did CDDs and Big Bois
1 CDD 1 Big boi
2 CDD 2 Big bois
3 CDD 3 Big bois

(You catching my drift)

Running laps after rounds 5, 10 and 15

Then one round of Loredo (modified)
24 Rockettes (non Bunny style)
24 squats
24 walking lunges
400m run

MARY: 2 rounds of Dante’s Core
10 hollow rocks
10 v ups
10 tuckups
30 second hollow hold

ANNOUNCEMENTS: prayers for Sawdust in his cozy little bed

COT: Forgiveness is non negotiable for God. He has Forgiven you AND those who have hurt you. Vengeance is mine says the Lord. Let go of those hurts. Find the freedom in Christ

Farmer’s delight + broga

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:SSH, TN rocking chair, froggie squats, tie fighters, shoulder blaster, X wings.

THE THANG: Rotate through CMU exercises while one pax farmer carries around the Pav-a-lon. Did 4 total rounds, changed the exercises after round 2.

MARY: BROGA! ( Matlock (Bill Maddox) planted that seed earlier).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Iron Pax this Friday.

COT: If things aren’t working out like you planned, take heart! You’re in good company (ie the apostles). Keep moving forward one step at a time in faith and you will end up where you are supposed to be.

The Scotty Too Hotty

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Grandslam, Hands, Love’s, P3, Sawdust, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, TRC/Crab legs, Woodpecker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP:

SSH
Stretching

THE THANG:

Indian run to Everest (Football Shuffle Pass)*
Up & Down Everest
*5 Burpees for fumbles

Indian run to workout area:

Push Ups x 25
Pull-ups x 10
Big Boy Sit Ups x 20
Jump Squats x 20
Repeat 4 Times

Suicides x 2

MARY:

Canoe w/ Catgut
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Gary Chapman

1. Consciously acknowledged his korthatyouare angry.
2. Restrain your immediate response.
3. Locate the focus of your anger.
4. Analyze your options.
5. Take constructive action.

“The discretion of a man deferreth his anger; And it is his glory to pass over a transgression.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭19‬:‭11‬ ‭KJV‬‬
bible.com/bible/1/pro.19.11.KJV

Plagiarism- A Q by Code Brown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Code Brown
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Code Brown, Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Hands, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, P3, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Woodpecker, Newton, Techmo, Flintstone, WHITE BELT
FNGs: None
COUNT: 20? (Going from a dim memory)
WARMUP: Code Brown padded his pockets with additional royalties from Tie Fighters. Did some plank things with varying degrees of success among the pax.

THE THANG: See my backblast from the previous week. Seriously.

MARY: A mercifully brief boat/canoe. It’s almost like Code Brown was playing with Cat Gut’s emotions.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Third F this Friday at Dead End for lunch, early dinner, pre-nap. Prayers for Doubtfire to show and pick up the tab.

COT: Imitation is a sincere form of flattery and an excellent way to lead the pax for a Q.

Fear the Brau, bruh

AO: asylum-am
Q: Unibráu (Nick Robinson)
PAX: Tropicana, P3, Grandslam, TRC/Crab legs, Pac-man, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Rooney(Carl Whipple), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Snitch (Cory Beilharz )
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: No time for such nonsense. The Brau waits for no one

THE THANG: mosey around the entire livelong park. Follow the Brau. Stopping periodically for merkins and other stuff

MARY: she ain’t here

ANNOUNCEMENTS: one nation under Brau

COT: a Brau divided amongst itself cannot stand