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Holiness is Not a Trait. It is a Result

THE SCENE: The weather outside is the weather. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Did this very well.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Blindside warm-upy things (I do the same warm-up every time I Q, pay attention). 

THA-THANG:

Tennis Courts: Each court has a different routine. Both are explained and PAX chooses where to begin. When one is finished, complete the other one. Repeat each routine 5 times. 

  • Routine 1: 
    • 5 Burpees to start 
    • Shuffle along baseline right to left
    • Sprint diagonally to net shuffle along net right to left sprint diagonally to far baseline
    • 5 Burpees 
    • Retrace steps, shuffling left to right this time
    • 5 Burpees at the start
  • Routine 2: 
    • 10 Merkins at the first corner
    • Lunge down baseline
    • Sprint to the opposite baseline along the sideline 
    • 20 LBCs at baseline
    • Lunge to net
    • Bear Crawl to the middle of the net
    • 10 Squats
    • Bear Crawl back to the sideline
    • Walk back to start

Tennis Court Kraken: Grab a CMU. Kraken consists of completing an exercise, taking a lap around the outside of the fence, passing your previous station, and going to the next. All exercises are 20 reps. 

Stations:

  • Merkins
  • 4 ct. Flutter Kicks 
  • OH Press
  • 4 ct. Hello Dolly
  • Squats 
  • Calf Raises
  • LBCs
  • Imperial Walkers 

MARY:

Back and forth between Squat and Merkin Ring of Fire 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

20 HIMs; 1 FNG (Squeakers); 5 PreRuckers; 1 PreRunner; Several Kotters

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Holiness isn’t a trait. It is a result.

Working for the Weekend

THE SCENE: 39 degrees with a windchill of -10 according to some
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25; Tempo Squat x10; Rockette x10; Little bit of this + little bit of that; Grady corns x10

THA-THANG:
Mosey to Bathhouse for an EMOM:

  • 5 pull-ups
  • 10 merkins
  • 15 squats
  • Every-minute-on-the-minute for 5 minutes.

Mosey to smokehouse to grab CMU’s.

CMU Dora. 1st person did the CMU work while 2nd person ran towards tennis courts to do the exercise. Switch and work your way down.

CMU / Run + Exercise

  • Curls / 10 Dive Bombers
  • OH Press / 10 Wide Merkins
  • Single-arm rows (right) / 10 Diamond Merkins
  • Single-arm rows (left) / 10 Hand-Release Merkins
  • Tri-press / 10 Merkins
  • Goblet Squat / 20 Side-crunches (right)
  • CMU Swings / 20 Side-crunches (left)
  • Blockees / 10 Squat-Jumps

We had enough time for a speed round thru some of this again with a shorter run.

MARY:
ABC’s — spelled our ABC’s in capital letters

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 HIM.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Philippians 3:17 — “Brothers, join in imitating me, and keep your eyes on those who walk according to the example you have in us.”

Fall Ball

THE SCENE: Warm Late Summer Morning at the Pound
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
The normal Merkins with some stretching mixed in.
THA-THANG:
It all started with some running, Indian Run style. Followed by a little Bataan Death March, Kabul Dirty Dozen and Egyptian Walk.  Finished off with Jack Webbs of course.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Proverbs 10:9 – “He who walks in integrity and with moral character, walks securely, But he who takes a crooked way will be discovered and punished.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Don’t forget the upcoming Hardship Hill.

Training Like the Elves Do

THE SCENE: Chilly morning, LOOK AT THAT MOON! 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done and Done. I will NOT comment on the outfits of TweetE and ToePick, I just won’t do it. 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x15 | LBAC IC x12 each way | Little bit of This; Little bit of That | Cherry Pickers IC x4 | Tempo Squats IC x5

THA-THANG:

Time to train like the elves do getting Jolly Ol Saint Nick ready for his Christmas Eve journey! 

  • Santa’s Workshop (Flagpole)
    • 7s 
      • Toymakers (Manmakers) @ Flagpole
      • Squat Jumps @ Playground
  • Loading Santa’s Sleigh (Field)
    • 5 cones set up down the field (about 20 yards apart)
    • Rifle carry CMU to 1st cone, set it down, sprint to the start and back
    • Rifle carry CMU from 1st cone to 2nd cone, set it down, sprint to start and back
    • Repeat to the 5th cone, then repeat the process from the 5th cone back to start
  • On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer… (Tennis Courts)
    • Pick a corner of the court; do 8 Diamond Merkins and 8 Imperial Walkers
    • Sprint to the next corner and do 7 of each
    • Repeat down to 1 rep of each exercise
  • Run, Run, Rudolph
    • “Colonizer Run” from Tennis Courts to Stonehenge 
      • Opposite of an Indian Run, HIM at the front of the line drops off and does SSH until the entire line has passed. 
      • Yells out “Back!” when the last HIM in line passes and rejoins the run
      • The new HIM at the front drops off and repeats 
  • Down the Chimney with Lots of Toys! (Stonehenge)
    • Start with 8 reps of each exercise and drop a rep each round
    • Chimney Jumps (Box Jumps)
    • Inchworm Merkins
  • HO-HO-HIIT (Splashpad)
    • Tabata timer (20 seconds work/10 seconds rest) for 16 rounds alternating:
      • Chimney Climbers (Mountain Climbers)
      • Tree Toppers (Star Jacks)
  • Fellowship Mosey back to the AO

Special Coffeeteria of Milk and Cookies!

MARY:

Did you know? 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

7 PAX; 0 FNGs; 3 for Pre-Ruck 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

With the hustle and bustle of the Christmas Season, even though we are often reminded of the true “Reason for the Season.” Many times this is ignored or not given a lot of thought. Of course, Christmas time is the season to celebrate the birth of Jesus, but often we are distracted. I saw on the sign at a church down the road a new phrase that can reinvigorate us during this time. “Don’t focus on the presents, focus on His presence.” 

Christmas celebrates God becoming Man. The Word incarnate. The Almighty Lord of the Universe humbled Himself enough to become a little baby, born into this world to experience all of the pain and suffering of humanity… and He did this for us.

Just Cold Enough to be Annoying

THE SCENE: Just cold enough to be annoying 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Did this, forgot to mention I had my cell phone, they quickly understood

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x15 ; LBAC each way IC x10 each ; Little of this, Little of that ; Cherry Pickers IC x5 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Splash Pad for a Tabata workout + Field Trips 

20 work/10 seconds rest x 8 ; After 3 exercises, field trip to the bathhouse 

  • Set 1:
    • Dips
    • Step-ups 
    • BBS
  • Field Trip to the Bathhouse 
    • 5 Burpee Pull-ups
  • Set 2: 
    • Shoulder Taps
    • Imperial Walkers 
    • Freddie Mercury
  • Field Trip to the Bathhouse 
    • 5 Bodybuilders
  • Set 3: 
    • Merkins 
    • SSH 
    • Reverse Crunch 

Aborted set 3 halfway through SSH as the Q didn’t hear the PAX at the other end of the SplashPad yelling that it was 6:13, then 6:14…

Quick mosey back to AO (arrived after time 6:16)

MARY:

There just wasn’t enough time. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

8 HIM (2 pre-rucked)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

When Ribbed asked me about my weekend this morning during the pre-ruck, I told him that “It was good, just not enough time to do nothing.” While this wasn’t going to originally be the focus of my BOM, that phrase churned in my mind throughout the workout. During the holiday season, many of us become busier and busier. Whether it is kid’s concerts at school, holiday parties with work or friends (shoutout to Judge Judy for welcoming us into his home this weekend, what an incredible evening!), shopping for presents, etc. We tend to go, go, go during this last half of December. I challenge you all to take time out of your day to do “nothing.” I don’t mean sit and stare at a wall nothing, but do something unscheduled, something without a deadline, something that makes you a better HIM. For me, I am committing to spending an extra 15 mins before heading out into the gloom this week, sitting in front of my lit Christmas tree, with my gas logs going, and spending some extra time in silent prayer.