F3 Knoxville

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“You’re Not Handsome Enough to Be Blindside” and other rude things PAX say

THE SCENE: Gagging, I mean gorgeous.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

An unnamed, smart-mouthed PAX besmirched the good name of Krystal.

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Grady Corns, Tempo Squats — All IC x12 (also known as a sackful)
THA-THANG:
A number of hot, steamy, onion-scented exercises were performed. These included:

  • Bermuda Triangle: Squats, Squat Jumps, and UGA Cheerleaders at the corners; lunge between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • Bermuda Triangle: Box Cutters, BBS, and Flutter Kicks at the corners; bear crawl between. A sackful of each exercise. Rinse and repeat x3.
  • 12s (*ahem* also known as a sackful): american hammers at top of the world, step-ups at bathhouse pavalon — recover was called before finishing, because sometimes it’s wiser to stop

MARY:
Nah
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12, of course
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do your best, pay attention to details, have a great attitude.
MOLESKIN:
There were some sad clowns playing pickleball outside of the posted hours.

Also, two HIMs who I’ve worked out with almost every week for years—who have a profession in common—just met each other today. Good reminder to break your routine every once in a while.

 

Passing The JUCO Flag

THE SCENE: 60 degrees and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side straddle hop in cadence 20
5 burpees on your own
Cherry Pickers
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Bearcrawl in and hi five a HIM /Crawl bear out
6 Windmills in cadence
Side straddle hop in cadence 20

THA-THANG:
2 lines person in front falls off for 2 burpees to big parking lot

Line up on the curb
Bear crawl, lunge, burpee leapfrogs, lunge w/ twist (Rinse & Repeat)

2 lines person in front falls off for 2 burpees to Sophomore Hill

Partner up
Wheel barrow up switching halfway

Mosey to coupon pile
Dora partner runs stairs and does 5 pull ups
while you do Blockees x2

2 lines person in front falls off for 2 burpees to the duck pond

8ct Merkins
Mosey around the pond to the Information Center

Minkey Humpers

Line up at light post
Run to next post 10 Squats
Bernie to next post 10 Squats (Rinse and Repeat)

Bear Crawl/Mountain Climbers/Bear Crawl/Shoulder Taps

Mosey back to the flag w/ Jailbreak

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Gentlemen I’ve had a good run 🏃‍♂️ Thank you for the opportunity! It’s been an honor and a pleasure.

I couldn’t think of a better person to pass this flag to. I’ve had a lot of discussions with a lot of you as well as several members of the leadership team.

First off I feel super blessed to have such a great group of leaders to choose from. Obviously I wanted someone that represented all 3 F’s. Beyond that, I was looking for consistency. Who’s always here? Who’s leading by example? Who’s bringing ideas to challenge us? Who’s trying to strengthen the bond we have?

I wrote down Legacy when I was considering this role.

What is an example of a legacy?

For example, some people consider a legacy to be real estate or money. But the most treasured forms of legacy are found in intangible gifts: values, memories, friendship, love, and respect. I like the intangible ones…

The other was Passing the baton.

Where did the phrase passing the baton come from?

The phrase “passing the baton” is thought to have originated in the Olympic relay race around 1967, signifying duty and denoting that a successful outcome requires collective effort. This understanding of collaboration was embodied by passing an emblematic baton from competitor to competitor. I like that as well.

Run the good race my brother!! I’ll be here to support and cheer you on!!

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Stop Stopping

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
60 and warm

THA-THANG:

Warm-up
One Squat
Mosey to the ThunderDome.

Workout (35 minutes): Perform each exercise for 40 seconds, followed by a 20-second rest. Repeat the circuit twice.

1. Catalina Wine Mixer: Burpees
2. Mountain Climbers: Mountain Climbers (No modification needed)
3. Monkey Humpers: Jump Squats
4. Low Slow Flutter: Plank
5. Lunges in Cadence: Alternating Lunges
6. Merkins: Push-ups
7. Freddie Mercury: Bicycle Crunches
8. High Knees: High Knees

Cooldown (5 minutes): – No time
1. Side Straddle Hop – 1 minute
2. Shoulder Pretzels – 30 seconds forward, 30 seconds backward
3. Standing Quad Stretch – 30 seconds each leg
4. Standing Hamstring Stretch – 30 seconds each leg
5. Shoulder Rolls – 30 seconds forward, 30 seconds backward

Remember to adjust the exercises based on your fitness level and feel free to modify them as needed. Take breaks when necessary and stay hydrated throughout the workout. Enjoy!

MARY:
Stop Stopping!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

It’s Gonna Be May (Metric)

THE SCENE: Muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done.
WARM-O-RAMA:
Warm ups? We don’t need know stinkin’ warm ups
THA-THANG:
May Metric Workout

MARY: None
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable). None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.” Woodrow Wilson
MOLESKIN:
Some HIM stuff went down. TCLAPS to Stripped and Mouthwash for changing Choir Boys flat tire. No third leg was affected.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill and something else.

Part of Your World

THE SCENE: Cool, but Spring
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs,Tempo Squats,Tempo Merkins, Gradycorns, Cherry Pickers
THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

Circuit 1 (12 minutes) 12 reps each, rotate through
CMU Chest Press
CMU Overhead Press
Block Merkin
Shoulder Taps
Rest (1 minute)

Circuit 2 (12 minutes) 12 reps each except LBCs, rotate through
Lunges
Goblet Squat
Murder Bunnies
LBCs 25 reps
Rest (1 minute)

Circuit 3 (12 minutes) 12 reps each except LBCs, rotate through (Made it around 7 due to time check)
CMU Curls
CMU extensions
Blockees
American Hammers

MARY:
Flutter kicks for a minute
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be compassionate

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
EFHR Friday 4/14 8p-12a