F3 Knoxville

Jingle Bell SHAMRock

AO: shamrock
Q: Stitch
PAX: Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Anchorman, Mermaid, Commission, Eliza, Rocket, Base Salary, The Situation, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Voodoo, Baby Boomer, Curveball, Skidmark, slappy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
SSH
Tempo Squats
Hairy Rockettes
Grady Corns
Friendship Merkins x 10 (partner up)

THE THANG:
Football Mosey to the Jesus statue and reconnect with your partner

One partner begins an unnumbered set of the following while the other moseys around the first block and back. Switch roles until each of the 6 are complete…

Merkins
Squats
Burpees
Flutter Kicks
Tricep Dips
Shoulder Taps

Football Mosey to the Coupon pile.

Same partners. Grab 1 CMU per team and begin an unnumbered set of the following while partner moseys to the far lot curb. Switch roles until each of the 4 are complete…

Curls
Overhead Press
Upright rows
Bench style press (on your back)

Slowsey back to back lot. Line up and did 2 mins of Welsh Dragon (Merkin, Shoulder Taps, Plank Jack, Bear Crawl. Repeat but add one rep after each Bear Crawl forward).

Football mosey back to the COT

MARY:
Pickle Pointers
Hello Dolly
Freddie Mercuries
Jane Fondas
Pickle Pounders
LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No Christmas Day workout. Back on Tuesday for ShamRuck

COT:
With Christmas coming Monday, I recently stopped to think about this holiday, why we celebrate it, and what it means to me vs. what it used to mean for me.

I grew up a Christian but wouldn’t say I lived in a Christian home. We went to church, we professed our belief in Jesus as our Savior, and we prayed at the dinner table. That was maybe the extent of it.

I bring this up because at Christmastime, I recall more about trees, lights, presents, and Santa Claus than I do about the real meaning behind Christmas. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. It’s in the NAME! If you are a Christian, then you recognize Jesus as the Christ (anointed one) or Immanuel, God with us (Matt 1:23). Not only God with us but God’s rescuer for us. This is the truer and much better Santa. There is no “better watch out, better not cry”, or you don’t get what you want. His message is so much better. Jesus invites our brokenness and our struggles. He offers us grace and mercy and eternity with Him. He’s worthy of our celebration and worship.

Hebrews 1:1–2 says, “Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets, but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed the heir of all things, through whom also he created the world.” The creator of all things! God with us!

The “most wonderful time of the year” is God’s ultimate gift to humanity: Jesus, the uncreated Creator. Jesus, the one of whom we sing, “Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace! Hail the Sun of Righteousness! Light and life to all he brings. Risen with healing in his wings.” This IS the Christmas story. Make it about Him!

Fine. I’ll do it.

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: Anchorman, Tonka, Photograph, The Situation, Crawlspace, Voodoo, Mermaid, Eliza, Oscar Meyer, Dart Gun, Dumpster Dive, Chef Boyardee
FNGs: 1 Chef Boyardee
COUNT: 12
Some rucked. Some ran. Some got lost.

Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.

3%

AO: shamrock
Q: Steam
PAX: slappy, Voodoo, Eliza, Stitch, The Situation, Crawlspace, Mermaid, Anchorman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
Warm-o-Rama / IP (Initial Push)
5:30am – 5:45am (1%)
Let’s Get Warm
– SSH: 25
– Run to the other parking lot: 1 burpee + come back
– Mountain Climber: 25
– Run to the other parking lot: 2 burpees + come back
– Chattanooga Cherry Pickers: 25×4
– Run to the other parking lot: 3 burpees + come back
– Merkin: 5×4
– Run to the other parking lot: 4 burpees + come back
4 Corners
– 4 corners of the parking lot (basically)
– We’re doing the same 5 Xs we just did – everything will be 10 reps on a 1 count
– Pyramid movement
– C1: SSH
– Run to the middle: 1 burpee (every time)
– C2: SSH + Mountain Climber
– Run to the middle: 1 burpee (every time)
– Rinse and repeat – when you finish your 4th corner + final burpee, stay in the middle holding the plank

THE THANG:
The Thang / PF (Push Forward)
5:45am – 6:00am (2%)
(Mosey to the entrance to the stadium)
15s
– Xs: Squats (stadium) + Rocky Balboas (covered entrance to the school)
– 1 + 14 to start (everything on a 1 count)
(Mosey around to the top of the parking lot straightaway – middle runway between the two parking lots)

The Final Thang + Mary / FP (Final Push)
6:00am – 6:15am (3%)
There + Back Again
– I never liked the workout name “suicides” – so I’m calling these there and back agains
– 7 points of contact
– Curbs
– Sidewalk corner
– Crosswalk
– Further sidewalk corner
– Further further sidewalk corner
– Look for orange cones
– At each POC: merkins – # corresponding to the POC (1-7)

Gentlemen’s mosey to pick up the cones: 1 man-maker at each cone
Jail break / BTTW to the 🇺🇸

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Asylum AM Winter Solstice Hike on 12/21
– 2024 Polar Bear Plunge at the Townsend Wye on 1/1/24
– Convergence at the Big Ball AO on 1/20

COT:
raamdev.com/2021/one-percent/#:~:text=15%20minutes%20%3D%201%25%20of%20your%20day

You’ve just worked hard for 3% of your day.
45 minutes.
– Are you owning and making the most of the 3% of your day that you’re investing in with F3?
– If this is one of the hardest things you do all day, what does the other 97% look like?

We just worked hard over 3 consecutive 1% time periods (15 minutes).

15 minutes is just 1% of your day. Here’s a neat formula I’ve heard over the years on how to maximize just 1% of your day, every day.
– Silence for 5 minutes
– The world is loud. Cultivate a rhythm or unplugged silence.
– Reflect for 5 minutes
– What’s going on up there (head) and in here (heart)? Cultivate a rhythm of reflection.
– Pray for 5 minutes
– Prayer is plugging into the source of life by talking with God. Cultivate a rhythm of conversation with your Creator.

Rucking Around the Hood

AO: shamruck
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Betty, Eliza, Bed Wetter, Hot Pants, Toretto, The Situation, Swifty, Mermaid, Voodoo, Skidmark
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
We took a little longer and knocked out 4 miles. Toretto, decided to forgo the ruck and ran for 2 straight hours and running 12 miles while we rucked.

It’s the busy season, keep your eye on what’s important and don’t be distracted by the noise. Family, wife, work whatever you deem important, don’t let the noise and less important things distract you from the important things.

[karns-otb] OTB 1

AO: karns-otb
Q: Betty
PAX: Appleseed (Jon Smith), fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Gmail, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Dumpster Dive, Mermaid, Honeydew, Tractor, KickFlip, Voodoo, Eliza, Ocho, Baby Boomer, Sawdust, Commission, Noodles, Power Wheels
FNGs: 1 Power Wheels
COUNT: 18
WARMUP:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, Inch Worms, Tempo Squats, Merkins, Imperial Walkers, Willy Mayes
THE THANG:
Mosey to the Kindergarten Pickup Line for some 11’s
Top Half of a Burpee (some debate was had)
LBC’s

Mosey to cafeteria doors for a 4 corners workout
Corner 1- 10 Hand Release Merkins/10 4-count flutter kicks
Corner 2- 10 4-count SSH/10 Inch Worms
Corner 3- 10 Squats/10 4-count mountain climbers
Corner 4- 10 Iron Mikes/10 4 count shoulder taps

Mosey to the hill behind the tennis courts
At the bottom: 15 big boy situps
Bear crawls up the hill
At the top 5 burpees
Crawl bear down the hill
Repeat 2 # of times

Exploration mosey around the field house with some stairs and a kickflip pushing a voodoo on a sled. Also, some bear crawls were had.

MARY:
No time, back to flag just in time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The next OTB will be next Wednesday 10-11-23
COT:
“Don’t ever prejudge who can and cannot make an impact on your life. Even the most unlikely of people can turn out to be instrumental in your journey.” -Cameron Hanes

A nice tailgate coffeeteria was had after with some great mumble chatter. See you all again soon.