F3 Knoxville

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Magic No. 24

THE SCENE: 44 degrees // light rain // cloudy but kinda purty outside
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

“Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – Faith. My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this morning. I am not a professional – you are here on your own volition, which means I don’t know any injuries you may or may not have. So if you need to modify any of the exercises we do this morning feel free to do so but push yourself and those around you.
WARM-O-RAMA:
1. Side-Straddle Hop (SSH): 15 x 4 in cadence

2. Cherry-Picker: 15 x 4 in cadence

3. Windmill: 15 x 4 in cadence

4. Squat: 15 x 4 in cadence

5. Merkin: 15 x 4 in cadence
THA-THANG:
Mosey — PT — More PT — More Mosey — More PT — Mosey Home

  • Mosey to The Square (American Indian run formation)
    • Bridge across Henley St. = battle buddy side lunge across
  • Arrive @ front of Market Square
    • 24 x 4 SSH in cadence
  • Assemble battle buddy teams
  • “It Pays Tn Be A Winner
    • 4 stopping points to cross market square
    • 5 rounds
    • Round 1: 5 merkins/square
      • Sprint back to start
    • Round 2: 10 dry docks/square
      • Spring back to start
    • Round 3: 15 buddy sit-ups/square
      • Sprint back to start
    • Round 4: 20 SSHs/square
      • Sprint back to start
    • Round 5: 25 squats/square
      • Sprint back to start — hold plank
  • Mosey to S side of Market Square — enter well lit /charismatic Ally running parallel to Market square
    • Mosey 1/3rd of way: 24 merkins
    • Mosey 1/3rd of way: 24 plank jacks
    • Mosey to end: 2 burpees
  • Mosey around to N side of Market Square
  • ABS
    • Battle buddy decline sit-ups (24)
      • Sprint to S side of Market Square & back = Bell & Back
    • Flutter kicks: 24 x 4 in cadence
      • Bell & Back
    • American Hammers: 24 x 4 in cadence
      • Bell & Back
  • Market Square Departure Exit Ticket
    • SSH: 50 x 4 in cadence
  • Mosey Back Home
    • Before bridge across Henley St.
      • 24 squats x 4 in cadence
  • Porti-Pottys alongside pond at WFP
    • Squat rotations all the way down the line
    • American Indian Run back to field
  • Take the Field
    • Sprint the field – 100%

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
PAX Count: 8

Cheatsheet – Waxjob – Cheesesteak – G-6 – Abort – Pfeiffer – Detention – Steam
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I want to encourage us to take heart this morning men. I’ve had the honor of getting to know and be mentored by a Marine officer by the name of Brandon Rabun. He’s a warrior for Christ above all else, even above the Corps. I want to share something he shared with us on our spring break trip last week. I need to hear this more than anyone.

“We’re men, let’s act like it. Be strong. Physically run a mile – lift a weight – climb a mountain – let’s do this together. Mentally be emotional and show a loving side at all times. Spiritually, open the word and encourage other men to do the same. As men were not allowed to be weak. Throw that away – accepting and owning your weaknesses shows the upmost strength. – Walk alongside men of character and impact to battle your weaknesses together in fellowship.”

Brandon is a huge role model for me.

So this morning I want to call us as men into active duty for the Lord. Take heart in him, because everyday we’re going toe to toe with the enemy. But we don’t have to do it alone or do it according to the world.

|| Keep the Faith & Fight the Good Fight ||

|| No Man Left Behind – No Man Left the Same ||

Tri-Dora

THE SCENE: 54 degrees, clear. Basically perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

SHH X20, Cherry Pickers x6, 5 burpees,Rockets x10 3-ct

THA THANG:

Partner up
Carry CMU to boat-1 per partner
Dora
100 curls
100 presses
100 triceps
100 bent over rows
Partner 1 does CMU work while
Partner 2 does suicide runs on 2 light poles stopping for 2 burpees at each

Mosey to Cory Hill (leave CMUs)
DORA 2.0
100 ground touching Squat jumps
100 merkins
Partner 1 does excercise
Partner 2 bear crawls up and down (forward facing) the hill.

Move to steps
DORA 3.0
300 LBCs
Partner 1 runs steps to rock while partner 2 does LBCs

10 burpees

Mosey to get CMUs
Mosey to AO

20 3-count Calf raises

MARY:
ring of fire -push down leg lifts

Flutter kicks x22

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I lost my cool yesterday with my son and wife, and I had to look for this scripture to refer to.
“My dear brothers and sisters, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry, because human anger does not produce the righteousness that God desires.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1:19-20‬ ‭NIV‬‬

God is very slow to anger with us. If he wasn’t, we would be gone a long time ago. How can we not do the same to our family and friends?                      MOLESKIN:
We lost a CMU today. It served us well.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 3rd F this weekend

SSHs help when you can’t feel your fingers

THE SCENE: Clear, dry and cold. Felt like 20 but probably around 27 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs x20, Burpees x5, this and thats, rockettes x10

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the CMU pile stopping at walls for some:
Dips x10
Box jumps x 10
Declines x10
Reverse monkey humpers x10
Inclines x10
Repeat till it’s time to mosey again (2-5mins)

Once at rock pile:
Take paver and do
10 curls, 10 presses, 10 tris, 10 rows and run it to top of steps where you do 9 of each. Back down then 8,7,6,5,4, stop for some SSHs to help us feel our fingers again

Mosey to the hill
Rd 1: reg mericans, wide, diamond x5 do lap up around and down hill.
Rd 2: do Rd 1 exercises AND reg squats, squat jumps, smurf jacks x5
Rd 3: Do Rd 1 and Rd 2 exercises AND dry docks, inch worms, dips x5, repeat till time.

Mosey to AO-long way around

MARY:
Boat canoes, flutter kicks, stutter kicks, pickle pounders, monkey humpers…pretty much all the awkward exercises for the FNGs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 total, 4 FNGs (Homer, Wolverine, pigskin, Joe Dirt)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I went to my daughters lacrosse game last night and it was a very close one. There were some questionable calls during the game to which one of the parents attending is very vocal and condemning of the referee. It was quite embarrassing to be sitting next to someone that was acting in such a manner. The way they were talking about The referee and the opposing team was uncalled for. My father always taught me to keep my mouth shut to referees and not to complain or put someone else down. I am not perfect and fail in that sometimes. My father’s advice was a great example for me as I became a man. My mother also backed that up with the “if you can’t say something nice about someone don’t say anything at all“.   I found myself criticizing the referees in the car ride home with my daughter listening intently. When I got home this scripture was waiting on me…..Ephesians‬ ‭4:29‬

“Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.”

Another lesson learned in my adult life. MOLESKIN:
Great group this morning, great to see Booster out there working hard even though he could not run. T-claps to my man Mr. Rogers for bringing out 4 FNGs! He is an early lead for the EH award this year!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F gathering , Hardship Hill race

Sparky wasn’t here but we saw him anyway.

THE SCENE: 31 degrees, partly cloudy with a light breeze.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
Windmills x 15 IC
Cherry Pickers x 15 IC
Merkings x 15 OYO
Mountain Climbers x 15 IC
Plank Jacks x 15 IC
ISO Squat x 15 IC

THA-THANG:

Dawg Pound 500
There are four cones placed around the 0.3 mile track.  At each cone, perform 25 reps of the following exercises:
– Merkins
– Squats
– Alternating Shoulder Touches
– Big Boy Situps

Mosey back to AO

MARY
– Boat-Canoe

BOM

– Just a quick note to share that we “decide” to consider our lives stable, or unsettled.  Choose to influence your world rather than be influenced

MOLESKIN

– Great morning today!  Always good to see the PAX happy and pushing each other!  HA! Sparky, we did one of your workouts!

Hiding in the Bushes

THE SCENE: High 40s, drippy and drizzly but not pouring
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25 or something like that.  Q screwed up the cadence so reps uncertain
LBAC x20 each way IC
TN Rocking Chairs x15 IC
Al Gore Tuck Jumps x8
Hindurkins x15 IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the steps by the ball. Hop up first flight of stairs on right foot,
head south and down the steps, circle back around to hop up stairs on left foot.

Keep heading south and down the steps that some idiot decided should be painted with high-gloss paint. Successfully navigated without injury.
Pair up in groups of 3, each group picks up one large and two small coupons from the bank of the stream.

Cross the street to the safe, unpainted set of stairs.
One PAX at top, one PAX at bottom, one PAX in motion for each group
Small coupon exercises on the streetcorner at the bottom of the stairs until relieved:
-Man-Makers
-Side Raise
-Wax On/Wax Off
-Raise the Roof

Large coupon exercises at the top (hidden by the bushes to avoid indecency citation during Hip Thrust)
-Squrls
-Fwd Raise
-Hip Thrust
-Rows

2 rounds through the circuit and it’s time to head back.

MARY:
Squeaked in some Protractors and 3 rounds of Row your Boat
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 strong, no FNGs braved the drizzle. Good to see Acapella visiting the gloom from South GA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Jeremiah 2:13 – “For My people have committed two evils: They have forsaken Me, The fountain of living waters, To hew for themselves cisterns, Broken cisterns That can hold no water.”

Last week I had to replace my water heater. It was old, and had a good run, but it sprang a small leak. Fortunately I managed to get it out before a catastrophic failure. Pulling the old, leaking tank, partly full of sediment, out of the house made me think of Jeremiah 2:13. Be careful where you are looking for your water, your fulfillment. Anything but the source of Living Water is just a cracked and useless cistern.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: