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Sham-Rocks (CMUs) and Sham-logs

THE SCENE: The Shamrock, perfect weather. Good humidity to get the sweat going
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
warmup stuff
THA-THANG:

Divide up into teams of 3.

One team member  carries a big  log, smaller log, heavy CMU or a regular CMU to cone. Switching carriers at each cone. Teammates not carrying the item run ahead to the next cone and do the exercise associated with each item.

  • Big log- burpees
  • Smaller log- squat jumps
  • Heavy CMU- Merkins
  • Regular CMU- lunges

once you reach the end, go back the way you came.

depending on time I’m probably going to make stuff up after this. But it won’t be easy.(update: no time for anything but a cone clean up run)

MARY:
You know the drill. Stuff that makes your beer belly hurt.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

12 including one FNG “Utah” (FBI agent)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
What does Endure mean? What does Enduring mean? What is Hardship Hill and Operation Enduring Warrior? We answered those questions and more this morning.
MOLESKIN:

Apparently the workout is sneaky. It starts off a little slow but gets you in the boo boo by the end……unless you started with the big log and burpees.

Did you know that Boo Boo is also Yogi Bear’s side kick? He is a forever-loyal buddy, always willing to join in Yogi Bear’s exploits and schemes to pilfer the next basket of treats from unsuspecting Jellystone Park visitors. Most importantly, Boo Boo serves as Yogi Bear’s conscience, constantly reminding him of the danger or consequences of their actions.

Yogi Bear is a loyal older brother figure to Boo Boo and accepts him unconditionally, regardless of how much Boo Boo complains or worries. “The Ranger isn’t going to like this, Yogi” is one of his trademark expressions. Boo Boo’s loyalty and concern for authority – and being the cute “straight man” to Yogi Bear the comedian – is what makes him so endearing.

boo boo is also what some parents call an injury to their children. “Did you get a Boo Boo on your knee Billy? No mom, my leg was torn off at the knee by that mountain lion over there. I don’t think that qualifies as a boo boo…but thanks for noticing mom.

boo boo. It’s also what a stuttering ghost says.
Well enough about boo boo, let’s talk about you. How have you been?

hello?….so you’re not going to say anything? Fine then. Don’t say I didn’t try.
I’ll give you another chance. Would you like to join the “I read Tank’s BB club? It’s very exclusive. Today, all you need to do is put a gorilla emoji, no comment just an emoji on the slack post. And just like that you are in.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
HHOCR and Wesley House workouts

The Pavilion Grinder

THE SCENE: 72 degree Hot Box
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
25 SSH on the 4ct

Tai Fighters x10 L and R

Tempo Merkin x10

Curb for Rocky Balboa’s x20 Mosey to other end of lot for 12 4ct Plank Jacks, Back down for some “This and That”, Butt Kickers to mosey to Pavilion
THA-THANG:
35 Minute Timed Workout

  • 1 Min SSH
  • :30 Al Gore
  • 1 Min Burpee
  • :30 Plank
  • 1 Min SSH
  • :30 Wall Sit
  • 1 Min Burpee
  • :30 OH Claps
  • 1 Min SSH
  • :30 Squats
  • 1 Min Burpee
  • :30 Plank
  • 1 Min SSH
  • :30 Wall Sit
  • 1 Min Burpees
  • 2 Minute Run
  • 1 Min Table Row
  • :10 Sec Rest
  • 1 Min Dips
  • :10 Sec Rest
  • 1 Min Merkins
  • :10 Sec Rest
  • :30 Table Row
  • :10 Rest
  • :30 Dips
  • :10 Rest
  • :30 Decline Merkins
  • :10 Sec Rest
  • 2 Minute Run
  • 1 Min Wall Sit
  • 10 Sec Rest
  • 1 Min Squats
  • 10 Sec Rest
  • 1 Min Step Ups
  • 10 Sec Rest
  • 2 Min Run
  • 1 Min Flutter Kick
  • 10 Sec Rest
  • 1 Min Box Cutters
  • 10 Sec Rest
  • 1 Min Big Boys
  • 10 Sec Rest
  • 2 Minute Run
  • 1 Min Seal Claps
  • 1 Min OH Claps
  • 30 Sec Seal Claps
  • 30 Sec OH Claps

 

MARY:
No Time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
It’s easy to get into a workout and make it about us.  How hard it is for us.  To think about ourselves.  We do it too often.  Encouraged each brother to look outside of themselves.  To reach out to another brother today.  To check in.  To say they had their 6.

Asylum Tour

THE SCENE:  Swampy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Start with SSH x25 on 4ct, Tempo Merkins x10, Plank Jacks x10, Mosey to Curb for T Fighters x12 R Mosey to other side to finish them out. Mosey back down for Rocky Balboas then …
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the front of the Asylum for a little 5 burpees at every other lightpole.  Ended up with 9 light poles, so 45 burpees.  Mosey to steps up the Asylum for 25 4ct calf raises on steps, Mosey to Overlook for 2 rounds of 20 merkin, 20 carolina dd, 20 4ct flutter, 20 squat (run a lap after first set, SSH after second)

Next we did 7’s on the west side of the overlook doing burpees and 4ct LBC’s.  Running form middle of overlook to trash cans.  When done, down to steps for 25 more 4ct calf raises.  Mosey to stop sign for 20 merkin and 20 dd’s.  Mosey to crosswalk for 20 4ct flutter and 20 squats…then mosey back to AO.

MARY:
Had time for some Freddie Mercury and LBC’S
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Remember that the third F is an action as well.  Just like the first two.  Let people know our faith because of our actions.  Live out your faith.

Four Corners @ Shamrock

  • Welcome: All are welcome – those who come are awesome!  Welcome to the Jungle!  I’m not a professional, but neither are you, so lets go have some fun! By the way, it was  a perfect 70 degrees this morning.
  • Warmup:
    • Merkin to chest – Arm shake
    • Squat with leg shake
    • First Corner of parking lot :25 Merkins
    • Second Corner of parking lot :50 LBCs
    • Third Corner of parking lot: 75 Squats
    • Fourth Corner of parking lot: 100 SSH
  • Workout:
    • Repeat the warmup for every parking lot on campus.
    • We ended up doing 500 SSH, 375 Squats, 250 LBCs, and 125 Merkins.  (we did throw in some CMU exercises for good measure too).
  • Warmdown:
    • 50 Freddy Mercuries
    • 25 Hello Dollys
    • 25 Scissor Kicks
    • Leg Lift Holds
    • Ring of Leg Fire
  • Wrapup:
    • Fruity Goals: Bored?  Need direction? Need a goal?  Pratice fruit! Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, faithfulness, Gentlness, Self-Control.   Sounds silly to Practice fruit. But do it. Pick one today, add a little focus to your goal.  Write it on your hand.  Write it on a sticky.  Nudge yourself in that direction today.  Put effort into that thing. Be intentional about it. Go outside your comfort zone.  The reality is that it is difficult and you will fail if it’s just you trying.  So before you start on your chosen fruit of the day, ask God to nudge you in that direction.  Ask Him to fill you with more of it today.  Ask Him for help in exercising that new muscle.  You are His and He is yours.  Partner with God and His Holy Spirit today in practicing fruit.  At the end of the day – review your Fruity Goal.  How was your nudging? How did God do as a partner?  Share how it went with someone or write it down.  Now repeat that every day.  🙂
    • But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law. 24 Now those who [a]belong to Christ Jesus crucified the flesh with its passions and desires.
    • But what happens when we live God’s way? He brings gifts into our lives, much the same way that fruit appears in an orchard—things like affection for others, exuberance about life, serenity. We develop a willingness to stick with things, a sense of compassion in the heart, and a conviction that a basic holiness permeates things and people. We find ourselves involved in loyal commitments, not needing to force our way in life, able to marshal and direct our energies wisely.
  • Announcements

Life, the Universe, and Everything

THE SCENE: A bit cooler than it has been recently. Might rain… (but it didn’t)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x42 IC
Cherry Pickers x4 IC
TN rocking chairs x15 IC
Cobra burpees x4 OYO
Regular burpees x2 OYO
Crabettes x10 IC

THA-THANG:
Pax has a choice: “42” beatdown at the AO, or “Over the hill” beatdown at the boats.
“Over the hill” won by a landslide (over Choirboy’s warnings), so let’s grab a CMU and head off!

Stations are set up by the hill with the boats. First station is the timing station – Carry the 90lb sandbag up and over the hill, coming back around by the road.
Remaining stations are AMRAP:
Twist lunge
Tricep extensions
Squats
Blockees
Calf raises
Curls
Up & Over Merkins
LBCs
Ice skaters
Alpos

Didn’t think about the fact that our FNG may not know the lay of the land… He ended up taking a wrong turn, and we had to send out a search party. He was 80% named at that point (Waldo). The W got changed to a B during the COT due to cranial physique.

MARY:
Out of time today. Thanks Abu and Tank for teaming up to bring the sandbag back to the AO!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 helped YHC kick off the 43rd trip around the sun. Welcome to FNG Baldo!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Short word of gratitude to the PAX for the fellowship, encouragement, help, and accountability over the last four years
MOLESKIN:
Thanks to everyone who brought blowers to clean off the AO. Not sure why everyone then decided to leave the AO for the beatdown…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill coming up – Sign up! Plus help build some obstacles.
Off the Chain on the 21st!