F3 Knoxville

Tag: Wedding Singer

Super MAR10 Bros Beatdown

AO: bigball
Q: vanilla
PAX: Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Swanson, Omega (Phil Puma), Postman (Scott Colby), vanilla, Huffy (Ken Hill), Wedding Singer, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Soot, Cannon Ball, Altar Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

THE THANG:
Mosey to Big Ball Stairs

Merkins -10
AmHam -10 4 count
Run Stairs
10 min AMRAP

Mosey to L&N Coupon Pile
Mario 64
64 curls, kettles, bent rows

Final Castle – Mario/Luigi Partner Up
DORA

B – 100 Big Boys
O – 150 Overhead Presses
W – Walking Lunges (1 trip each)
S – 200 Skull Crushers
E – Elbow Plank (1 trip each)
R – Ranger Merkins 15 OYO

MARY: nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: resist 1) scarcity thinking, 2) pursuit of power, 3) certainty over faith

January You vs. You

AO: bigball
Q: vanilla
PAX: Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), vanilla, Wedding Singer, Postman (Scott Colby)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:

THE THANG: You vs You (Jan)
150 Curls
125 Squats
100 OHP
75 Kettleswings
50 Thrusters
25 Blockees

25 reps -> 25 yard run + 2 burpees -> back to start
525 reps total
30 min for time

MARY: Flutter kicks / LBC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: 1 Corinthians 13

Cardinal VQ, 2 years later

AO: thequacken
Q: FixerUpper
PAX: Herbie, Natty, Wedding Singer, DoorKicker (Jud), Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
15 Side Straddle Hops
10 Tempo Merkins
10 Flutter Kicks Double Count
10 Little Baby Arm Circles Forward
10 Little Baby Arm Circles Backward
10 Hallelujahs
10 Knoxville Cherry Pickers
20 Sec. Samson Hold
PHELPS it out
10 Willie Mayes Hayes

THE THANG:
Round 1: 5 of everything
-Burpees followed by a moment of silence for Cardinal.
-Big Boys
-Heels to Heaven
-Run roughly 100 yards and repeat

Round 2: 10 of everything
-Burpees
-Little Baby Crunches
-Mt. Climbers Double Count
-Run 100 yards and repeat

Round 3: 15 of everything
-Burpees
-Air Squats
-Freddy Mercury
-Run 100 yards and repeat

Round 4:
-20 Burpees
-Run 100 yards and repeat

Having completed 4 rounds, we started again at Round 1.

MARY:
Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
To quote Brad Paisley, there is a last time for everything – last F3 workout, last time seeing your mom, last burpee. For Cardinal, his last burpees were right at the beginning of this workout, 2 years ago.

We just don’t know when that last time will be.

If that is the case, then we should make the most of the time we have, love those around us, forgive freely, work hard, and be thankful for all the days that we have been given.

Prayer for a few requests. SYITG next time. :cardinal:

Hangman

AO: bigball
Q: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
PAX: Wedding Singer, vanilla, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
The usual

THE THANG:
Hangman

10 reps of:
Upperdeckers
Derkins
Flutterkicks
Smurf Jacks
Incline merkins
American hammers
HR Merkins
BBS

Then a run up the stairs, bear crawl across, and run down the stairs

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Isaiah 61:1-3 – we await the arrival of Christ who bound up the brokenhearted and released from darkness the captives

52 Card Beatdown

AO: thequacken
Q: Z-Pack
PAX: Tiny Dancer, Wedding Singer, FixerUpper, DoorKicker (Jud), Prairie Dog, Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
SSH
Windmills
Squat and Reach
OH Claps
Baby Arm Circles
Seal Claps
Ring of Fire Squats
Ring of Fire Merkins

THE THANG:
52 Card Beatdown
:heart: = Burpees
:diamonds: = Decline Merkins
:spades: = Squats
:clubs: = Lunges
The card number is the number of reps. Jacks are 11 reps, Queen 12, and King 13.
Ace = 25 SSH, 4 count

We were 5 cards short of completing the deck. We took a few short breaks to tell dad jokes.

MARY:
No, ran out of time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Gobbler Challenge at the Quacken one day next week, stay tuned.

COT:
Proverbs 17:22 – “A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.”
Ecclesiastes 3:4 – “A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance.”
Life is hard. We walk through various trials and things get very serious. Sometimes we need to take a break and lighten up. So tell some jokes, find something funny to read or watch and just laugh. Its good for your soul.

Dad Joke – My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said, “I never knew my real ladder.”