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Uphill Sampler

THE SCENE: 40° Dry and calm
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Butt Kickers, Hill Billy Squats, Newton’s cradle merkins, Mtn Climbers
THA-THANG:
Grab 3 CMU’s for practice for Friday.  Carry them with us.  Mosey to the guardrail for some Derkins, Dips and Overhead Claps with rocks.

Cross the street to our favorite hill.  At each line did things below till the CMU’s made it to the next line.

  • Newton Cradle with Merkin
  • Burpees
  • Mountain climbers
  • Bonnie Blair
  • BBS
  • V ups
  • LBC
  • Side crunch L, R
  • Downhill Merkin
  • Uphill Merkin
  • Freddie Mercury
  • Flutter

We then continued through the woods to look out over Knoxville, did some squats and made it back to the flag in time for some Mary, coming down Valley Vista.

MARY:
Hello Dolly, Freddie Mercury and Flutter Kicks
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be willing to Write the Check to live the crucified life.
Fun, Safety, Convenience, Popularity, Worldly Success
Today, the day after Easter, is fitting to look at these last 2
Jesus demonstrated the need to lay aside popularity & Worldly Success
Jesus lost his followers and his closest friends had to flee too.
Reminder: Jesus paid it all, we don’t earn salvation by giving up these things.  This is about our sanctification.

Yesterday was Easter and many of my coworkers missed it. It doesn’t take much to stand out as a Jesus follower.
The world won’t look at you and call you a success, but:
Man looks on the outward appearance but God looks on the heart. 1 Sam 16:17
Consider your legacy.
Will God call you a success?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Escape from Haw Ridge – this Friday!

Still need someone to take on coordination of building Hardship Hill obstacles.

Sweet Sweet Candy Pyramid

THE SCENE: Very warm compared to recent weather

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Tempo Squats
  • Tempo Merkins
  • Wind Mills
  • Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:

Easter Candy Pyramid

The PAX voted on their favorite Easter candy. Each candy was an exercise and the candy order determined the exercise order of the pyramid.

Exercise Order

  1. Merkin x 10 = 10 [Reece’s Eggs]
  2. American Hammers x 10 = 20 [Starburst Jelly Beans]
  3. Dips x 10 = 30 (reduced to 15 after first few rounds) [M & M’s]
  4. Burpees = 4 [Cadbury Mini Eggs]
  5. Lap around the building [Chocolate Bunny]
  6. BBS x 5 = 30 [Peeps]
  7. Squats x 5 = 35 [Cadbury Eggs]
  8. Step ups x 5 = 40 [Whopper Robin Eggs]

You start at 1. Once completed each level you start over and complete the next level. (1,2) Next start over and do 3 levels (1,2,3). After completing level 8, start over and complete 1-7 dropping a level each time till you’re completed a single level 1.

Most made it through level 8 and several made it several levels further.

MARY:

Crunches for the last minute.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Little Known Facts About Laziness #6

Let’s review the facts…

Fact #6 – The lazy way is the hardest way

Prov 15:19 – The way of the lazy man is like a hedge of thorns: Those who are lazy may not see it in themselves.

We often choose the lazy way because it seems easier. But it’s not! It’s like a hedge of thorns. I was recently reading about the Barkley Marathon. It’s a super hard marathon and it’s hard for many reasons. But one of those reasons is it takes place through the smoky mountains which are full of briars. You’re fighting through thick brambles and thorns that are tearing at you. It’s incredibly tough and miserable. This is what the lazy way is like.

Prov 18:9 – He who is slothful in his work Is a brother to him who is a great destroyer.

This is not a gentle rebuke. This is a serious issue. Being a little slack is the same as walking in with a sledge hammer and taking everything down.

Prov 12:24 – The hand of the diligent shall bear rule; But the slothful shall be put under taskwork.

Prov 10:4 – He who has a slack hand becomes poor, but the hand of the diligent makes rich

It’s amazing how many verses deal with laziness. It doesn’t seem to be a really big issue in the world but apparently Proverbs thinks overwise. Consider yourself and where you are lazy.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up for Escape from Haw Ridge. Still room on teams.

RunNGun

THE SCENE: 48 degrees and dry… And a little salty no one picked up the Q.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side straddle hop in cadence 20
10 tempo merkins
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Tempo squats
Cherry Pickers
10 Windmills in cadence
THA-THANG:
Mosey around the lot where we meet.

  • Grab a CMU
  • 20 Curls
  • 10 single arm rows each side
  • 20 tris

Mosey to the large lot and line up

  • Bear crawl to the next line
  • Lunge to the next line
  • Flutter kicks
  • Rinse and repeat across the lot

Mosey to Sophomore Hill

  • Bernie up the hill

Mosey to the Pull up bars

  • 5 pull ups / 20 LBCs x2

Mosey to the coupon pile

  • Grab a CMU
  • 20 Curls
  • 10 single arm rows each side
  • 20 tris

Mosey back to the flag stopping for core exercises along the way.

MARY:
Rifle carry and Murder Bunnies to wrap it up.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The warrior ethos (AKA Jedi Training) consist of 13 pillars: commitment, honor, respect, prepared, faithful, fighter, hungry, humble, lover, teachable, firestarter, truthful, and generous.
Each one is tied to a Bible verse.

Today I’m discussing the 12th pillar:
Truthful
The verse for this pillar is 1 John 3:18

“Dear children, let’s not merely say that we love each other; let us show the truth by our actions.”
1 John 3:18 NLT

Love this! Actions speak louder than words. Be that example for others. Don’t sit around and wait for someone to ask for your help, Just Do! This is how you truly lead.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Betty will be out to discuss Shield Locks with the crew this Friday!
Sign up for Escape Haw Ridge 4/14

Fire-Starter!

THE SCENE: 57 Degrees and Dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side straddle hop in cadence 20
10 Tempo squats
10 Hairy Rockettes
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Cherry Pickers
10 Windmills in cadence
Bear Crawl in and shake hands/Crawl Bear back
5 burpees on your own
Bear Crawl in and shake hands/Crawl Bear back

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the large parking lot for drills with the HIM in the back sprinting to the front

  • Drills: Side Shuffles, Side to side lunges with toe touches, Hi skips, Lunges, High Knees, Butt-Kicks, and Bear Crawl
  • Hold Plank for the 6/ 20 Pickle Pounders

Mosey to Sophmore Hill lot for drills with the HIM in the back snaking to the front

  • 20 Flutter Kicks
  • Bernie the hill
  • 8 count Merkins

Mosey to Pull-Up bars

  • Half did 5 Pull Ups / while half did Freddy Mercuries x2

Mosey to the Coupon Pile

  • 20 Curls / Rifle Carry to the Stadium
  • Bear Crawl to the top / 2 Burpees
  • Partner Up for Wheel Barrows
  • 20 Tris / Rifle Carry to the coupon pile
  • 20 OHP

Mosey with the HIM in front falling off for 2 Burpees

  • Stopping for 20 Dead Bugs

Mosey back to the flag stopping for some 15 Soul Claps. JAIL BREAK!

MARY:
No time…
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Frozen Four

THE SCENE: Pretty Chilly, 22 degrees and clear at the start, got colder…

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH
Tempo Squats
Diamond Merkins
Freddy Mercuries
Iron Mikes
Hairy Rockettes

THA-THANG:

Mosey to large parking lot
25 Merkins
25 Squats
Run to the other side and repeat x4
Mosey to Prestige Cleaners for Core (45 count of Heels to Heaven, Flutter Kicks, etc)
Mosey to Tome Poke for upper body (Dips, Dirkins, Irkins)
Mosey up the hill about 400 feet for Burpees
Mosey to the bank for Hello Dolly (40)
Mosey to Maple St parking lot
Lunge to each parking line and do some core
Mosey back to flag for Mary

MARY:
Rocky Balboas, LBCs, Pickle Pointers, etc

MOLESKIN:
Make the most of every opportunity – witness to that loved one — our time is short