F3 Knoxville

Slick Bernie

THE SCENE: Mid-30s and clear.  Perfect beatdown weather.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tha zero burpee warmup:
-Zero Burpees OYO
-25x SSH IC
-2x Burpees OYO
-15x TN Rocking Chairs IC
-4x Burpees OYO
-30x Mountain Climbers IC (10x standard, 10x hands as far fwd as possible, 10x hands as far back as possible)
-6x Burpees OYO
-8x Cossack Squats each leg
-8x Burpees OYO
-20x 4-ct Monkey Humpers IC
-10x Burpees OYO
THA-THANG:
Mosey over behind the maintenance building
-10x on-the-wall pullups
-Circle up with CMU for Pass-The-CMU BBS
-30x curls

Put back CMUs. Then look at Weinke.
Pick up 2 CMUs each for Rock the Block Merkins:
-Plank up on 2 landscaping CMUs.
-Do 1 Merkin.
-While holding plank, Q calls direction to rock the CMUs by 90° (Fwd, Back, In, Out), then another Merkin.
-R&R until groans from PAX reach sufficient volume

Put back CMUs for realz this time.

Mosey down the road a little ways to the hill
Partner up for Dora 1-2-3 (Merkins, Squats, SSH)
Bernie up the hill, Bear Crawl down.
Except the hill is really slick from frost! Nix the Bear Crawl after the first attempt. Too hazardous.

Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Just enough time for a couple rounds of Row Your Boat, then cash out with AMRAP merkins for 30s or so
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 PAX today, including FNG Cubby!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do the hard thing.  Hard things come up frequently in life.  Sometimes we look for an easy way around it.  Sometimes we avoid it or put it off.  Don’t do that.  Just like you tackle those 30 burpees in a beatdown, take on the hard thing head-on, and do it with all your might!
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Leprechaun Hunt, 2.0s and Dads

SCENE: 52, sunny, and beautiful

Welcome and Disclaimer

Warm-o-Rama

IC SSH

OYO Hand release Merkins

OYO Hop like a kangaroo

OYO Walk like an elephant

The THANG

Leprechaun Hunt

Mosey to where the trees make it rain and do a reverse rain dance backwards around the trees x5 (splash pad)

Mosey to where the firemen slide and do your best fireman impression. (Playground)

Mosey to the place we have snack and walk the planks (Pav-a-lon)

Mosey to where we say the Pledge of Allegiance and hop like a frog x10 (Flagpole)

Mosey to Bend it like Beckham and plank while we wait on the PAX (soccer field)

Bear Crawl in traffic!  (Red light green light but the PAX bear crawls)

Leprechauns vs Shamrocks (sharks and minnows)

Mosey back to the AO

Kids choice of favorite exercise

5 burpees – Her Miney

10 BBS – Minnie

5 high kicks – Jaws

10 Merkins – Buckets

10 burpees – FNKid Wolverine

10 burpees – FNKid Wildcat

20 IC SSH – Charger

20 IC SSH – Blaze

10 Burpees – Slugger

5 Burpees – Haley