F3 Knoxville

SSTT

AO: thequacken
Q: FixerUpper
PAX: DoorKicker (Jud), Gmail, Z-Pack, Herbie, Hobie, Tiny Dancer (Josh Duncan)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Ruck a lap around the park, b/c no man should be left behind even if they are late.

THE THANG:
Ruck to Central HS, 2 trips up the bleachers, 20 ruck merkins in cadence, repeato. Ruck back to the AO, shuffle across Broadway. About 2.3 miles.

MARY:
no

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence 11/16 at Asylum – sign up here
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2nd F lunch next week?

COT:
Reflection on how sometimes I need to get certain thinking out of my head. Examples include cynicism, feeling sorry for myself, wanting to quit. Employ the “SSTT” strategy. (IYKYK :laughing:)

“Get behind me, Satan!…” said Jesus. “You do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.” Matt. 16:23

Prayer for Powell community and Doorkicker’s wife.

Bear Kraken

AO: thequacken
Q: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
PAX: Z-Pack, FixerUpper, DoorKicker (Jud)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
The usual

THE THANG:
Kraken workout, bear crawl to each station with 5 Burpee buy-in at each station

30 cobras and 30 calf raises
20 squat jumps and 20 BBS
10 inch worms and 10 get up ups
20 Lunges and Am Hams
30 CDD and LBC
20 Plank Toe Taps and glute bridges
10 Body builders and mucho leggos
20 derkins and squats

3 rounds of 1 minute wall sit and 10 incline merkins

MARY:
Ab circle

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence in November

COT:
If someone observed you this weekend, what would they say you worship?

There and Back Again

AO: thequacken
Q: Wedding Singer
PAX: DoorKicker, Prairie Dog (Trey Barrett), Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Seal Claps/ SSH / Imperial Walkers / Tie Fighters
Tennessee Rocking Chair (Reach and Squat) /Absolution

THE THANG:
5-7 minute mosey to Gresham Football Field pausing on each “Yee Haw” for 5 merkins ( every minute using tabata timer)

THERE:

On very cold & wet grass field
10 MRK then TRAVEL THE LENGTH OF THE FIELD as indicated below

0-20: 17’s (run back and forth from the 0 to 20 yard line for 17 segments – touch each line)
20-40: Bear Crawl
40-40: Murder Bunnies
40-20: Crab Walk
20-0: Zombie Crawl

End Zone:

Back Again

10 No Surrenders

0-20: Bernies
20-40 Reverse Crab Walk
40-40 Reverse Murder Bunnies
40-20 Crawl Bear
20-0 17’s

On dry track:

0-20 yards blockee broad jump
20-40 yards CMU Lunges.
40-100 sprint
Jog back to CMU
Repeat Lunges and blockee broad jump

Mosey Back to AO pausing on Yee Haw for 5 MRK.

MARY: a set of B.L.I.M.P.S.

5 burpees
10 Lunges
15 Imperial Walkers
20 merkins
25 Lunges
30 Squats

ANNOUNCEMENTS: None shar3d

COT: Read passages from Evangelical Pharisees by Michael Reeves. Summary of thoughts: we all know that there is a way we ought to be and deep down we know that we aren’t living up to that standard. Also, we have sinful pride. We can more easily see it in others than ourselves. Consequently, we continually focus on ourselves, striving try so hard to justify ourselves. Instead of looking up to God and his glory and grace, we look down at our own achievements, look down at others for approval, and look down on others in competition. Michael Reeves said this about Pelagius (a 4th-5th century monk): “he sought not to enjoy God but to use him as a gatekeeper who sells us entrance into heaven for the price of being good.” However, we can never be good enough. Looking at ourselves results in either a prideful phariseeism or a hedonistic pursuit of what feels good. These lead only to frustration and a narcissistic spiral of increasingly unsatisfied desires or worse apathy, depression, and isolation. Instead we can look at “the one so superabounding in life and blessedness that he generates glory.” As Martin Luther wrote, at the cross we see that “the love of God flows forth and bestows good… sinners are attractive because they are loved; they are not loved because they are attractive.

IPC Week 3 – The Brenton Sandwich

AO: thequacken
Q: Z-Pack
PAX: FixerUpper, Hobie, Wedding Singer, Gmail, Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Windmills
Hill Billies
Squat and Reach
OH Claps
Baby Arm Circles
Michael Phelps
Mountain Climbers

THE THANG:
Bottom Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – (3 rounds)
30-yard bear crawl to the cone
30-yard standing broad jump back
Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)
The Meat – 3 Rounds – Descending Rep Structure – 21/15/9
Exercises

Burpee Block Jump Over. (lay block flat side down)
Start on one side of the block, do a burpee, and jump over the block laterally. That’s 1 rep.
Perform burpee on the other side, and jump over the block laterally.
Reminder – Each time you jump over the block = 1 rep
Thrusters
Bonnie Blairs
Right leg-left leg = 1 rep (the hard way)
Hand Release Merkins
Big Boi Sit-ups
400m run
Format

21-15-9 Style
Do 21 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 15 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 9 reps of each exercise and 400m run.
Top Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – 3 rounds
30-yard bear crawl to the cone
30-yard standing broad jump back
Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)
Workout ends after you cross the line after completing the last portion of Brenton.
Record your total time in HH:MM:SS format.

MARY:
No

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Let’s do lunch!
IPC continues next Wednesday at the Quacken

COT:
Eric Liddell a man of Principal.