F3 Knoxville

Release the Quacken!

Note : Q and Backblast by PBR (F3 Spring Hill). Some typing by FixerUpper. PBR, I’ll get you a tag so this can be a lil’ more seamless next time. 

Backblast: Release the Quacken!

AO: #thequacken

Date: 04/26/2023

PAX:

@FixerUpper (Patrick Core)

@PBR (F3 Spring Hill)

@Trip

@Wedding Singer

@Z-Pack (Brian Brockman)

FNGs: 0

Q: @PBR (F3 Spring Hill)

Count: 5

Welcome to F3, I am PBR, and I am not a professional. You exercise at your own risk. Modify as necessary to avoid injury, not to avoid work.

F3 stands for Fitness, Fellowship, and Faith. The mission of F3 is to plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.

The 5 Core Principles of F3 workouts are: Free of charge, Open to all men, Held outdoors – rain or shine, heat or cold, Peer led in a rotating fashion, Always end in a Circle of Trust.

The F3 Credo is: “Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.”

Warmorama

  • SSH IC
  • Good Mornings OYO
  • Phelps (after we explained to Trip who he is)
  • WMH (after also explaining to Trip who he is)

Thang 1

  • PBR’s Beer Run
    • Cones were set in a diamond roughly 15 yards apart
    • PAX completed an exercise at cone 1 before a mosey around the diamond
    • Exercises were 20x Pickle Pounders, 20x BBS, 20x Rosalitas, 20x Squats
    • R&R for three total rounds

Thang 2

  • Release the Quacken
    • Modification of Bermuda Triangle from the Exicon
    • Cones were set in a triangle roughly 10 yards apart
    • PAX duck walked from cone to cone, completing a kraken burpee ladder at each stop 1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1
    • Results were 75 hand release merkins smothered in burpees smothered in duck walks

Thang 3

The Circle Drill

PAX were arrayed in a circle facing in

An interval timer was used to indicate a 30 second MOT followed by a 60 second stationary exercise

9 rounds were completed, featuring such fan favorites as lateral bear crawls, lateral duck walks, Lt. Dans, J-Los, and heels to heaven, among other ab tortures exercises

Time

Count-off and Nameorama

Announcements

Check Slack

Hardship Hill coming up Memorial Day

Prayer Requests

Kept private

F3 does not ascribe to a particular faith or religion. We just ask that you believe in something bigger than yourself and respect the beliefs of the Q. I am an Episcopalian and closed the post in accordance with my traditions.

T-Claps to Trip for setting the pace all morning.

PBR Out :beer::muscle:

“If I want to be healthy …. “

THE SCENE: Pretty nice, dry and 45ish
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Delivered


WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC

Hamstring

Quads

Some back stretching stuff

LBAC, F & B

THA-THANG:
YOU V YOU PART 2

4.5 laps around the park = 1.66 mile

5 min max burpees

1 min max Big Boy Situps

1 min max Merkins

Max pullups

MARY:
Ran out of time (again)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Lizzy, Z-Pack, FixerUpper

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I was listening to a Hunt for Wellness podcast (always a good listen) and the host, F3 Bones, was discussing alcohol. I included a link to the pod below. Please listen to it.

Bones said, essentially, “If you want to be healthy, here are some approaches you can try.” He went on to say that, fundamentally, alcohol is poisonous to us. Not great news.

Putting these two thoughts together, I get “If I want to be healthy, why would I drink poison?” I haven’t been able to think of a good reason yet.

Note : this is not intended to sway anyone one direction or another on alcohol. That is up to you. Some information states that drinking in moderation has some health benefits, but no one appears to recommend that non-drinkers start drinking.

However, I would like you to consider the question “If I want to be healthy, then ________ “

Often, I don’t even ask the question.

  • I eat the doughnut because it is there.
  • I watch the show because it is on.
  • I drink the beer because its in my fridge.
  • I fartsack because I didn’t prepare beforehand.
  • I miss connecting with my family because I am looking at my phone.

If I want to be healthy, then I need to ask myself some questions. Join me in this hard work, brothers.

MOLESKIN:
Prayer for Z-Pack and his family.

Lizzy – GORUCK Tough on 2/24

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

F3 Open House – North Hills Edition. April 3 – 8. Weeknight workouts designed to reach men where they are and give F3 away to all takers. Service project included.

1st F Challenge – 8000 steps a day. See 1st F channel

Escape from Haw Ridge CSAUP – April 14 9pm – midnight