F3 Knoxville

The Rockpile Lives and the Spaceship is Spooky

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THE SCENE: 54, just right for a beatdown, plus a great PAX.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER if it makes our lawyers feel better to say we did
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, BAC forward, Overhead claps until we were sick of them, BAC reverse, more claps, Iron Mikes.
THA-THANG:
Slow mosey up to the site of many awful workouts, the rockpile. Taken from us too soon. Somehow, there were little friends waiting for us.

  • Curls to Q’s exhaustion, plus 5, touch the Spaceship (also recently neglected)
  • Presses to Rainbow’s exhaustion (he pretended; he could still be doing them), plus 5, touch the Spaceship
  • Squats to Bluebird’s exhaustion, plus 5, touch the Spaceship
  • Rows to Kentucky’s exhaustion, plus 5, touch the Spaceship
  • Hands’s Signature Shrug (™) to Hands’s exhaustion, plus 5, touch the Spaceship
  • A few more Curls cause why not
  • Indian Run down to the Cloud
  • 15-10-5s Box jumps/Derkins/LBCs
  • My buddy Jack Webb made the trip from Raleigh F3. Air gets real heavy real quick.
  • Table 7s – table rows and table saws.
  • Balls to the Wall. Bluebird be like “y’all look like fools.”

MARY:
Not today, gentlemen. Get with Crawdad at Real Hot Yoga if you want your Downward Dog.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Kentucky, Rainbow, Bluebird, Hands, Waffle House.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Let yourself be drawn to God by his beauty and greatness. You just doing it on your own may not get you where you want to go.
MOLESKIN:
Didn’t feel like Tuesday without Crab Legs but I guess even Superman takes a break sometimes.