Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Charmin (John Willis), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Code Brown, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Foie Gras, Tropicana, Farley, Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Cosmo 2, Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: rolling the joints. Mild sprints. Made Farley sign waiver of all claims, real or imagined
THE THANG: I Go….U Go..
Partner Q. Each couple does a round as a team, one working while one rests but every time you switch there a tandem sync exercise. Lap between rounds:
300 squats
Sync: 10 tandem big bois
200 merkins
Sync: 10 alt lunges
100 V ups
Sync: rockettes
Then an abbreviated version of Waxjob’s sliding scale of pain
MARY: Waffle House took us to the ATM. Had to force Charmin to give up his passcode (It was BOSCO). Unfortunately the ATM only spit out Guatemalan dollars
ANNOUNCEMENTS: my bad on the music snafu which shortened my playlist. I am betting no other AOQ in ‘Merica heard both Village People and Conway Twitty this morning
COT: what is your reputation? Does it line up with your beliefs?
Romans 14:21-23