F3 Knoxville

[halls-otb] Thursday Ruck

AO: halls-otb
Q: Mountain Ice
PAX: Frizzles
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
Started with the Clayton Loop

THE THANG:
Started off towards Emory/Maynardville intersection. Crossed over and found the greenway. Followed various animal tracks and a very ominous drag mark for a good .5 mile. Dodged slippery spots all along the trail. Cut up by the ball fields, into a neighborhood then headed home. Headed back to the AO as fast as possible since we were about 15 minutes late.

MARY:
No time

COT:
She had blue skin, And so did he. He kept it hid And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.
– Shel Silverstein

Choose your adventure #2

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Brick, Bacon (Ben), Pusher, Kung Blue, Franzia, FixerUpper, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Lilydipper, Drum Major, Serpentine (Jason Pierce), MD Hammer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
While warming up gave the guys options of two workouts. 1- is approximately 3 miles of running called the sea biscuit, 2 – right at 2 miles but would be harder. I warned the guys option 2 would be challenging ahead

THE THANG:
Mosey to hill on the backside of the park to the hill. Round 1 up hill was 6 suicides to the each light and bottom of the hill. Round 2 – suicides again with increasing burpees up to 6. Round 3 suicides with merkins increasing to 6.

Bear crawl to next benches.

Did some ab work here.

Then burpee broad jump to the end of the path.

MARY:
We don’t know her
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Escape from Haw Ridge

COT:
At the beginning I gave you a choice and as a group we chose what we thought was the easiest workout. As a group we declined to do a sea biscuit workout because it’s a daunting task. A lot of times we do this in our daily lives. We choose the shorter or easier path when we have the option. But many times we end up with more work or a harder experience. Don’t always choose what the easiest path is. Lots of prayers but the important one was Pele and Lily are now in a civil union and will be traveling to West Virginia to celebrate. We’ll celebrate them as a couple when they come back.

An Icy Climb

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Aladdin, Bartman, Choir Boy, Einstein, Magnum, Pew-pew
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Some
THE THANG:
Ruck up Bridgemor Hill
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See newsletter
COT: Find support and grow

Ain’t no title to this

AO: shamrock
Q: Dumpster Dive
PAX: Anchorman, Drano, Eliza, Free Fall, slappy, Lizzy, Mermaid, Polly, Pool Boy, Squatter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSH
Cherry :cherries: pickers
Tempo squats
Baby arm circles
Inch worms
Stretch the legs
Arm stretches

THE THANG:
Grab CMU – everything in cadence
Curl to overhead press
Seesaw lunges
CMU around the world
Single leg rows
CMU flutter kicks
Goblet squats
Triceps extension

Run a lap or work up to sprints
MARY:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
I’m reading Matthew. I’m trying to be patient with people. I might need to find a new church. I love you guys – not in a gay way though. Although there’s nothing wrong with that if you’re into that sort of thing. Free Fall says he’s gonna try trans men to see if dating a guy with girl parts is better than dating a girl with girl parts. So we pray for his journey. It’s not totally gay, just sorta gay.


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