F3 Knoxville

Author: Borg

Marvelicious Thor’sDay

THE SCENE: 57 degrees, overcast, moderate gloominess
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Done
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 Arm circles front, 10 back
10 Seal Claps
10 Winston Churchill’s
3 Standing Glute stretch
10 Monster Walks
20 SSH
20 Speed Skaters
Mosey to the coupon dispenser

THA-THANG:

Thor’s Mini-Mayhem
(Based on IPC 2021 Maryanne’s Mayhem with reduced time and reps)
Exercises are to be done in sets of 25 reps for 36 minutes
After completing 25 reps, run to the cone that is 25 yards away and do 3 burpees.
After the 3 burpees, run back and continue with exercise.

Exercises
150 Curls
125 Squats
100 Overhead Press
100 Kettlebell Swings
50 Merkins
50 Thrusters
50 Bonnie Blairs (right leg-left leg = 1 rep)
25 Blockees

If you finish all of the exercises, go back to the top and start over.

The burpees DO NOT count in your rep count.
650 reps is the total if you get through all of the exercises.

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 HIMs crushing it
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We thought about the Ultimate Avenge (not Thor).  Vengeance is mine says the Lord.  Which takes a bigger man – to get vengeance or to not seek vengeance?
MOLESKIN:
Always an honor to Q.  Always inspiring to workout with HIMs.  All will be excited to know that I’ve started time studies to make sure we get through the entire cycle (in the short time we have) at least once the next time I Q a Thor’s Day Heavy.  Because, wearing out every muscle group is half the FUN!!!

Sally Country and Roxanne Gospel

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THE SCENE: A balmy 27 degrees under clear skies and a waning gibbous moon.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER  Yes, sir! Sir!
WARM-O-RAMA:
Jog-A-Lap – high knees, butt kicks, skips and strides. SSH, Morrocan Night Club, OKCPs, Oh Yeah!
THA-THANG:
An eclectic Up/Down musical adventure

  • Old Lucy and Sally kept us doing Merkins to failure then Squats to failure and so on
  • Jog-A-Lap
  • A country song about a parking lot party somewhere in Egypt kept us doing leg lifts and Freddy Mercuries.
  • Jog-A-Lap
  • Burpees and s-s-h to Roxanne.  FUN!
  • 21’s – Nailed it on the first round.  HIMs of pure concentration.
  • Jog-A-Lap
  • Even The Chuck Wagon Gang has a workout song with Up and Down in the lyrics.  Perfect for dips at the bell.
  • Jog-A-Lap
  • Annnddd…Repeat.

MARY:
Hello Dollies, 25 BB Situps, and some gruesome, off-cadence torture devised by Tuba.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Done.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Think of your favorite world-stopping smell and imagine breathing it in.  How wonderful is that? HIMs offered several great examples – a freshly bathed baby, smoked meat, being deep in the woods.

Eph 5:2 Walk in love, as the Messiah also loved us and gave himself for us, a sacrificial and FRAGRANT offering to God,

The following verse describes a very difficult way of walking in love, but our sacrificial offering of obedience is a fragrant offering to God. Luke 6:27-28 Do what is good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.

What is our fragrance?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Congratulations, men of The Project on being part of a record breaking year for filling Christmas boxes at the Samaritan’s Purse project.

IPC Week 3 – “B” the EMOM

THE SCENE: Rain, then rain, then more rain and 70 degrees. Another Beautiful morning.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Done

WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH

11 Imperial Squawkers

15 Tempo Squats

Stretch at own pace, quads and achilles

THA-THANG:

  • IPC Week 3 orientation with demonstration of Kraken Burpees and BDE Burpees
  • Mosey to the track and sync/start EMOMs at both cones of the 50 yard section
  • Start timer
  • Perform 50 Kraken Burpees, but run to other cone every time the EMOM sounds and resume Krakens.
  • When 50 are completed, run 400m, stop at same cone you started at.
  • Perform 50 BDE Burpees, but run to other cone every time the EMOM sounds and resume BDEs.
  • When 50 are completed, run 800m, stop at same cone you started at.
  • Perform 50 2-count Bonnie Blairs/Jumping Lunges, but run to other cone every time the EMOM sounds and resume Bonnie Blairs.
  • When 50 are completed, run 1200m, stop at same cone you started at.
  • Record time from group timer.
  • No one modified.
  • All PAX regrouped as they completed their respective cycles and finished as a group.

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Word on the way back from track with lots of good talk, but I being of sound mind did forget the Count-Off & Name-O-Rama
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
2 Peter 3:14  Strengthen yourselves, so that in the end god finds you at peace with him.

Then we discusses how life is tough, because faithfulness only is proven through the tough times.  An example was Noah and being alone after God killed every other living being who Noah had lived with or known for hundreds of years, except for his family.  Now the ensuing loneliness might be a chance to not be at peace with God.  The discussion turned to the fact that being blessed, like Noah was, can be a burden.  Lots of good talk.

MOLESKIN:
The response to the Word was an encouragement to me.  Thanks.

This Ain’t A Picnic

THE SCENE: Clear and 45 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Slow jog with cadence change up and high knees

Circle up:  SSH, Front Arm Circles, MorrocanNightClub

Dynamic stretches: 

  1. Twist flexors
  2. Scoop da rice

Indian Run to CMUs:

  1. Side shuffle til line passes
  2. Burpees til line passes
  3. Calf jumps til line passes

No recovery,  Grab 1 CMU – curl CMU up to chest and lower gradually to full extension, as PAXes jog back to the picnic tables

THA-THANG:  Circuit training using 4 Picnic tables, no recovery pauses.

Run timer – (target =approximately 1 minute run)  Modify = carry block

  1. Burnees out, recover jog back 
  2. Butt kicks out, recover jog back 
  3. High Skips out, recover jog back

“Merder-kin” table – Modify = Use different levels of table

  1. Merkins or Derkins
  2. Dips (Mods = lift one leg, use one arm)
  3. Plank with Oblique crunches

 Legs Table – Modify = Use different levels of table, carry block

  1. Box jumps
  2. Bulgarian split squats
  3. Squat/thrust with jump

Table of Abs-olution

  1. Jack Knives
  2. Windshield wiper
  3. V-up

Noodlegs Table – Modify = carry block

  1. Side step /knee up /thrust
  2. Forward step /knee up/ thrust
  3. Repeat Side step

COOL-O-RAMA:

Jog CMUs back to stack, Jog to CoT.

MARY:

PAXes crushed the Table of Abs-olution, so no Mary today.  Sweet!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Word – Jesus is Lord.  John 6:29  “This is the work of God – that you believe in the One He has sent.”

MOLESKIN:
Thanks for your amazing encouragement and participation on this my VQ.