F3 Knoxville

The Very Nice List

THE SCENE: Spring in December. Mid 60s. Very windy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 SSH, 10 tempo merkins, 10 tempo squats, 5 arm circles both ways, warm up lap.
THA-THANG:
We were going to go to church parking lot when, lo and behold, there was a Christmas note slipped into my CMU and it said that Santa 🎅  had left us a gift under the tree! So we ran to Crumpit to see what might be there.

We found the gift, opened it, and there was a brand new deck of cards and another note! How exciting! The note had the following details.

Nice List

  • ♦️ burpees
  • ❤ original burpees with a tuck jump
  • ♣️ Mr spectaculars
  • ♠️ blockees
  • 1-4 = Trips up the hill
  • Face = 10
  • Ace = 20

So we drew cards for around 50 min and had so much fun!
MARY:
20 box cutters, 20 scissors, merkin block pull through for time (rearrange the presents under the tree, took a lot of tries because no Ms were there for guidance lol)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIMs and 1 2.0 for a total of 9 PAX! Good job guys!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Got a lot of flack recently for not doing the Santa thing with my kids. I’m not against other folks doing it and teach my kids to be respectful of this big, fun “game” everyone plays with their kids each year. However, like many other aspects of Christmas, these things really lose their meaning and significance when pulled apart from the crazy, reality bending truth of the fact that we are celebrating the incarnation of the most powerful diety we’ve ever known! This separation of the spiritual from our everyday stuff is not true! God made Himself man. The significance of this is astounding when you really meditate on it. For me, this significance was highlighted when a friend and I examined my recent moral failing using Jeff Vanderstelt’s fruit to root exercise. At the end of it, I realized at the root of my sin was a false belief and denial of the incarnation. I had tried to pull out the spiritual significance of giving into my fleshly desires. At least, that is how my false belief had manifested itself in that moment of weakness. So, I’m not saying to get rid of Santa. If anything, I’m trying to enhance that fun “game” by getting it back into the larger and more significant context of Christ truly coming to be with us.
MOLESKIN:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dec 18 ugly Christmas sweater walk about.

Hangman Trivium Edition

THE SCENE: 30 and very little wind. Cold enough for pants, but you could get by without once you got moving.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 SSH, 10 IC Merkins, 10 Imp Squat Walkers, 10 Peter Parkers, and a warmup lap (butt kicks, high knees, side shuffle, lunge stretch, jog, sprint)

THA-THANG:
We played Hangman. A correct guessed letter gave us 4 Mary Katherines. An incorrect guess gave us 10 Merkins, 10 box jumps, and 10 LBCs. If we hung the man, we got 20 burpees.

The words were:

Logic – the art of reasoning well in the search after truth and the communication of it to others

Syllogism – an argument stated at full length and in its regular form

Sophism – a fallacious argument, especially one used deliberately to deceive

MARY:
Bearway to Heaven. 7 cones and a base line. Bear crawl to the first cone, one beast merkin. Bear crawl to the first and second cones, 1 then 2 beast merkings. 1st, 2nd, and then 3rd cones, 1, 2, and 3 merkins. And so on to 7. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Assigning a false consequence or “Slippery Slope” Sophism.

The “slippery slope” argument … says that, given the danger of going down the regulatory road, it is safer never to begin. But the slippery slope argument is another one of those exercises in abstract reasoning that imagines a worse-case scenario every time because nothing fills up its landscape but its own assumptions. That is, the slippery slope argument assumes that there is nothing in place, no underbrush, to stop the slide; but in any complexly organized society there will always be countervalues to invoke and invested person to invoke them. Slippery slope trajectories are inevitable only in the head, where you can slide from A to B to Z with nothing to retard the acceleration of the logic. In the real world, however, the step even from A to B will always [or may very likely] meet with resistance of all kinds from person differently positioned, and, as a matter of fact, the chances of ever getting to Z are [or may be] next to nothing. Somewhere along the route some asserted interest will stop the slide, and a line will be drawn beyond which regulators will be prevented from going, at least for a time, until new pressures and new resistances provoke a new round of debates, at the end of which still another line will be provisionally drawn.

Stanly Fish, There’s No Such Thing as Free Speech, and It’s a Good Thing, Too (Oxford: Oxford University Press, 1994), 130

MOLESKIN:
I think it is important of us to be such men as we can spot fallacious arguments and put a stop to them sooner rather than later. To be well rooted “underbrush” and so be anchor points for our society. We do that by sharpening our minds, but more importantly by deepening our reliance on God and his promises.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dec 11 – Breakfast at Drifter’s
Dec 18 – Ugly Christmas Sweater Brew Ruck

Drifter’s 30th

THE SCENE: just below freezing
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

30 SSH, 30 tempo squats, 30 arm circles, warm up lap.
THA-THANG:
Grab a dance partner. While one partner stays and boogies to the music, the other does 30 reps of something and runs a short lap. Switch to the next set each time the song switches.

Wall sits with arms dancing / 30 chest to bars

Balls to the wall (hold as long as you can) / 30 box jumps

Superman sways / 30 WW2

Dancing Bears/ 30 Hand release merkins

run a lap together

Rinse and Repeat

MARY:
Nope…
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Just because you win/lose the battle does not mean you win/lose the war. This could go for a lot of things, but what is on my mind is the war with sin. I recently lost a significant battle with sin and after 2+ years of sobriety concerning seeking out porn, I sought it out just a few days ago. It was a crushing blow that I am still sorting through, but one thing that is different this time is that God is not allowing this lose to shift the momentum of His war on sin in my life. The root cause of the defeat was trying to do things on my own and not reaching out to my battle buddies for help. So when you are facing a losing battle, reach out and get the battle support you need, and don’t let a defeat shift the momentum of the war on sin in your life. Let it fuel your resolve to learn and grow so you can crush it in the next battle.
MOLESKIN:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Don’t forget to bring some unwrapped gifts to some beatdowns. Talk to Peach and Nair for details.

Neighborhood Trash Pickup

THE SCENE:

That awkward too cold for some clothes but too warm for others weather.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 SSH, 10 tempo merkins, 10 Peter parkers, 10 tempo squats, 10 berpees
THA-THANG:

Run the route around the community and pick up trash. Add merkins and such to make it as hard as you want or focus on getting lots of trash.

MARY:
N/A
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
How many times have we overlooked all this trash? *gestures to the 12 trash bags we used.* We don’t see it because we are busy with other stuff. Or we do see it and whatever we are doing prevents us from dealing with it. So it is in our lives. The little bits of trash pile up on us if we are not intentional about dealing with it. So let’s roll up our sleeves and get to work.
MOLESKIN:
Important tasks, done consistently over time, have a cumulative effect. Urgent tasks rarely have that effect.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
20th will be some friends giving and helping with the children presents.

7s on Hills

THE SCENE: frost and fog.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

7s on Waxjob Hill. SSH at the bottom. Imp Squat Walkers at the top.
THA-THANG:
Run to church parking lot. 7s.

  • Burpies and merkins
  • Bear crawl up, crawl bear down
  • Be sure to add one additional parking space for the crawl to match your merkin rep count

Run to educator. 7s

  • Iron mikes (2 ct.) and Squats
  • Crab walk up (feet uphill if you can), run down

Run long way round the duck pond. Stop at each light post to add one side lunge (single count)

Run to the school playground. 7s.

  • Pull-ups at the bars
  • Big boy sit-ups up on the road

Run back to AO

MARY:
Hello Dolly in cadence 29. Jay lows 5.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
2 PAX

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
What does the worker gain from his efforts? I have seen the task God has given humanity to keep us occupied. He has made everything suited to its time; also, he has given human beings an awareness of eternity; but in such a way that they can’t fully comprehend, from beginning to end, the things God does. I know that there is nothing better for them to do than to be happy and enjoy themselves as long as they live. Still, the fact that everyone can eat and drink and enjoy the good that results from all his work, is a gift of God.
Kohelet (Ecc) 3:9‭-‬13 CJB
https://bible.com/bible/1275/ecc.3.9-13.CJB

Thinking on that lately. Why have I been so up tight about things not getting done. There is always going to be more to do. Need to focus on my attitude and enjoy the gift of labor that God has given me. I think that can even go as far as finding joy in suffering. God works all things out for our good. So if we trust Him, we can have joy even in the midst of really hard stuff knowing that He is using it to produce good fruit in our lives.

MOLESKIN:
N/A.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Special beatdown next week! Don’t miss it and the breakfast after.