F3 Knoxville

Author: Wingman

Trying to turn back time

THE SCENE: A Fantastic 60
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER  Checkeroni.
WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH

10 Tempo Merkins

10 Tempo Squats

10 LBAC Foreward 10 Backward

10 Morrocan Night Clubs

10 Grady Corn

10 Hallelujah

10 Chattanooga Cherry Pickers

5 Cherry Pickers
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the track (Our last day on the track before the city closes it down for upgrades!!) Perform a modified Millennial routine. Preform 50 of determined exercise then sprint 100m.

  • 50 squats; sprint 100m
  • 50 LBC; Sprint 100m
  • 50 Merkins; Sprint 100m
  • 50 SSH; Sprint 100m
  • 50 Toe Merkins; Sprint 100m
  • 50 Lunges; Sprint 100m
  • 50 2-count Flutter Kicks; Sprint 100m
  • 50 2-count Mtn. Climbers; Sprint 100m
  • 100 Hallelujahs; Run full lap
  • 50 Burpees; Indian run full track

Mosey back to circle. Plank while AC/DC Thunderstruck plays. Every time thunder is said do a merkin every time “Thunderstruck” is said do a burpee. Ring of fire squat jump to 4.

MARY:

Dealers Choice around the circle
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 Awesome PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
From “Dailydad.com Slow down or you’ll miss this gift” Were seemingly in a rush all the time, always in a hurry to get to the next thing, for seemingly no reason. Meanwhile our children, friends and family often take the back burner and we rush so much that we wind up missing them and everything important that one day we’ll give anything to get back. So slow down and appreciate today appreciate the ones around you and make sure to remind them ow much you love them.
MOLESKIN:
Pray for the boys on the DR and DL and for all the men that showed up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Rampart shirts are LIVE!! Put the orders in we have to weeks to get at least 12 in order for the  to go to print. Starting next month were gonna plan on getting coffee together every first Saturday of the month. 2nd-f opportunities are still always welcome though.

Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon Please!

THE SCENE: 72 degrees with 940% Humidity. Porta-potties onsite just incase we have any more “Bobby Hurleys”
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:Checkity, check check
WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH

10 Tempo Merkins

10 Tempo Squats

10 LBAC (Forward and Backward)

10 Moroccan Night Clubs

10 Chattanooga Cherry Pickers

5 Knoxville Cherry Pickers

Stretch-’em if ya got ’em.
THA-THANG:

Everyone looked hungry this morning luckily brought some Quarter Pounders with me this morning. Markers set up at 25, 50, 75, and 100 Yards. Sprint to marker and do certain exercise, then Bernie back.

  • 25-Merkins at the 25
  • 50 Big Boys at the 50
  • 75 Squats at the 75
  • 100 SSH at the 100

Quick 10 count, but boys still look a little hungry so we decided to supersize and turn our Quarter Pounder into a Double with Bacon.

  • 25 Baby Burpees at the 25
  • 50 2 Count American Hammers at the 50
  • 75 Jump Squats at the 75
  • 100 SSH at the 100

Everyone looked pretty full so we circled up for a game of Rochamburpee. Wingman/Swapmeet tied with Bobbit/Foghorn Leghorn for the Win.

MARY:
Mary go round of Dealers Choice

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Awesome Men (2 FNG’s Feeny & Fertilizer!!)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Little devotional about praying I’ve jumped back into because I have definitely been lacking or missing something from it. 2 Timothy 1:7 tells us The spirit God gives us does not make us timid but gives us power, love and self-discipline. I know I tend to keep my prayer request “safe” or easy in a sense. I don’t really ask God to do “Godly” things cause I’m afraid to ask to much or seem needy. But the pastor that introduced this devotional put it this way. If you had kids and they came up to you in absolute fear and timidness just to ask you something, it would break your heart how scared they are of you or how lacking of self respect they have to ask that way. Hebrews 4:16 says Let us come boldly to the throne of our gracious God. There we will receive his mercy, and we will find grace to help us when we need it most. So keep that in mind when you talk to god, that you are to come to him in confidence, in self-discipline and with power, love and respect.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for all the kids starting school; all our HIMs out with injuries or traveling, or just fartsacking.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill is creeping up on us. They’re looking for help with sponsorship and other things. If you’d like to Volunteer or help out hit Bobbitt up he’ll get you connected.

2nd F gathering coming up this month sometime details coming soon from Mr. Airborne.

Hills of Contenmt

THE SCENE: 69 degrees, 99% humidity with a slight breeze to make Ol’ GLory show her colors
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Check, Check, Check and Check
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 5-Windmills
  • 6-Cherry Pickers
  • 10-LBAC (Foreward and Backward)
  • 10-Grady Corn
  • 10-Chattanooga (Suck-up) Cherry Pickers
  • 15-SSH

THA-THANG:
We began our morning with a mini D.O.R.A., PAX split into groups of 2. PAX 1 started doing the exercise while PAX 2 ran 100 yards and did 5 burpees, then ran back and switched.

  • 50 Merkins
  • 100 LBC
  • 200 Squats

Mosey to small hill next to light pole and completed 4 rounds of climbing exercise.

  1. ROUND 1-Welsh Dragon up, increasing in reps until reaching 10. Mosey down the hill, 3 Merkins at bottom.
  2. Round 2-Buddy up. PAX 1 hold Al Gore while PAX 2 does 50 1-count flutter kicks back pedal up the hill then 50 Sweat Angels at the top. Mosey down and switch.
  3. Round 3-50 Sumo Squats at the bottom, mosey up the hill 75 Monkey Humpers at the top.
  4. Round 4- FINAL ROUND! Arm Release Merkins at the bottom. Mosey up the Hill for San Antonio Shuffle at the top. start with 2 reps at bottom, 4 at top and increase by 2’s until reaching 10.

MARY:
5 Min. left, why do Mary when you can play a pleasant game of Rochamburpee. We’ll call it a practice run with no winner. Rules to be slightly modified next time to account for draws.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 PAX Killed it this morning!!!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
1 Timothy, Chapter 6: “But godliness with contentment is great gain. For we brought nothing into the world and we can take nothing out of it.” With all the temptation around us, and everyone trying to keep up with the rat race to take a second and be content with the great things we already have. All the tings we want or think we need eventually all add up to nothing compared to the gift that the Lord has given us. The assurance that at the end of it all we will greet him in the promised land. So just remember to take that second and thank the lord and find contentment in your current situation.
MOLESKIN:
Remembering Olive Oyl with his neck injury and all our others brothers who weren’t there for one reason or another. TAPS gentlemen.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
August 6- Service/Work day at Cerebral Palsy Center @ 7:00 a.m. yard work, moving things, cleaning up. Message Judge Judy and see main thread for more info, equipment needed, etc.

July 30- Saturday Beat down with Coffee Whipped Cafe Coffeteria after. Hope to see everyone there!