F3 Knoxville

Confession

THE SCENE: Raining, temps in low 40s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side Straddle Hops, 30 seconds of butt kickers, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Windmills, 7 Wide Arm Circles Forward, 7 Backward
THA-THANG:
Mosey to CMU Pile.  Half of men pick up CMU’s and carry them to pavilion at Northern Ball Fields. The CMUs will be placed at one corner of the pavilion.

We will do totem pole with 30 seconds each of the following exercises.  By the end of the totem pole workout, each exercise will have been performed for 30 seconds five different times.  The exercises are:

  • Burpees
  • Picnic Table Pull Ups
  • Bench Dips
  • Hello Dollies
  • Plank Jacks

Next, we will go counterclockwise around the pavilion three separate times, doing the exercises listed in sequence at each corner.  We will always bear crawl from Corner 1 to Corner 2 and Corner 3 to Corner 4.  We will always lunge from Corner 2 to Corner 3 and Corner 4 to Corner 1.  We will do 20 of each of the exercises at the corners.  The exercises we will perform at each corner are listed in sequence below:

  • Corner 1:  1. Merkins  2.  Carolina Dry Docks  3.  Dive Bombers
  • Corner 2:  1. Big Boys  2.  Bicycle Kicks  3.  Dying Bugs
  • Corner 3:  1. Squat Jumps  2. Star Jumps  3. Smurf Jacks
  • Corner 4:  (with CMUs)   1. Overhead Presses  2. Curls  3. Rows

Next, we will do squat with back to the wall for one minute.  Then, we will do quick steps with turns on command for 2 minutes.  Finally, we will end with one minute of stretches before putting the CMUs back at the CMU pile and running back to AO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Six men, no FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
One of the greatest comforts I have each week at church is to read, together with the other church members, the Confession of Sin.  Why should it bring comfort to confess that I have done wrong?  That I have sinned against God?  The Confession of Sin lets me know a number of important things:

  • I am not perfect and I should not require those around me to be perfect.  I fail, I screw up.  And while I can admonish myself for this, I need to realize that I am human.  So are those around me, even those members of my church that I consider to be like saints.  So, even though I drank too much on a Saturday night, even though I failed to truly listen when my wife talked to me earlier in the week, even though I got too angry at a stranger on the roadway and flipped him the bird, even though I failed to be like I was so desirous of being the previous Sunday when feeling so inspired at church, I am not alone in this sinfulness.  My wife and the guy who almost cut me off on the roadway are not alone in their sinfulness either.  It is our nature to sin.
  • Yet, we as Christians can strive to be more like God, like Jesus.  We can delight in God and find Glory in His name.  And in doing so, we can become more like Him.
  • We can also confess and admit that we fall short of God’s expectations and our own expectations. In so doing, we are not saying we are failures. But we are also not turning a blind eye to the fact that we do make mistakes and do sin.
  • Despite the sinfulness, we have a God who loves us.  He made us in His image.  He acknowledges our sinful nature.  Yet, He forgives us of these sins and calls us His own.  And, He finds favor in each of us.  He finds favor in us even though we screw up every week of the year.  We do not need to turn our faces from Him.  We can proudly say, I am yours and you are mine.

Here are the words from the Confession of Sin at my church (Redeemer Church of Knoxville).  Read them knowing that you are not alone in your sin and that God loves you, knowing that you sin.

Most merciful God,

We confess that we have sinned against you

In thought, word and deed,

By what we have done, and by what we have left undone.

We have not loved you with our whole heart;

We have not loved our neighbors as ourselves.

We are truly sorry and we humbly repent.

For the sake of your Son Jesus Christ,

Have mercy on us and forgive us;

That we may delight in your will, and walk in your ways,

To the glory of your Name.

Amen.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Tank’s wife who is in the hospital due to large kidney stone that will need surgery.  Prayers for Pinto and his treatment for multiple myeloma.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tank’s 2nd F party is being pushed back from Friday, January 3 to Friday, January 10, due to his wife being in hospital.

Perseverance is the Back Up Plan

THE SCENE: 40° and Cloudy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Seal Clap SSH X 20, Imperial Squat Walker x 15, 4 count Merkins x 10, 10 Burpees In Cadence .
THA-THANG:
Grab a coupon and mosey to golf course

  • Par three Burpee Course- carry coupon to each cone and do 3 Burpees = 8 Cones & 24 Burpees…transition with roll of Exercise Dice- 15 MTN Climbers and 10 Merkins…mosey across parking lot
  • Using guard rail- Bo Knows w Battle Buddy- one maintains wall sit while holding coupon and BB does 100 High Knees, switch, RR…mosey w coupons toward the restaurant
  • Start w roll of dice 25 Crunches/ 20 Dips, Dora Trifecta at bottom of hill- 100 Curls, Triceps, Presses While BB runs to the top and does 10 Dive Bombers
  • 10 jump squats hold Al Gore 10 sec, 9 Jump squats hold AG 10 sec, then 8, 7, 6, 5,4,3,2,1…mosey back to AO

MARY:
Box cutters x 20, Leg lifts 6 in, 45°, 90°- till hearing moaning and grunting, flutter kicks x 20
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Perseverance is the back up plan when we are struggling to accomplish our New Years Resolutions.

Tips for Persevering

  • Clarify your goal. Base it on your purpose, needs, and abilities. Know why you want this goal and how you and others will benefit.
  • Intend to achieve your goal.Outline your goal, strategies, and timeline. Know resources that can help you attain it, including individuals and the Internet. Break the goal into small steps, working backward form your desired outcome and attainment date.
  • Maintain optimism. Expect good things. Keep a daily diary of good experiences.
  • Live in the present. Don’t dwell on the past or worry about what might happen. Let go of attachments. The more attached you are to something, the greater the fear of losing it.
  • Acknowledge your accomplishments. Judge these against personal standards of self improvements. Have the courage of your convictions. Don’t change for others or compare yourself with them.
  • Try new experiences.Experiment with new ways of improving a product or service at work or other activities. Investigate how successful individuals or teams have achieved similar goals.
  • Care for you mind, body, emotions, and spirit. Schedule quiet times to think and reassess. Practice stress relievers such as deep breathing and exercise. Get sufficient sleep, eat healthy, and take time for fun and friends.
  • Experience yourself living your goal today. Hold your desired outcome firmly in your mind. See, smell, touch, and hear aspects of your goal. Each morning upon rising, review your goal. Repeat the process at night.
  • Persist. Focus on goals daily. At regular intervals, ask yourself whether your activities are moving you forward.

MOLESKIN:
Romans 12:12 be joyful in hope, patient w afflictions, faithful in prayer. Prayers Lady Junk, Pinto, and Flashback and family
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tanks Party this Friday (postponed til next Friday), Contributions to Pull Up Bars go to La-Z-Boy, Waxjob, and Abscess. Also

F3funds@gmail.com(PayPal)

@FThree-Knoxville (Venmo)

 

Tractor Clause’s Christmas Eve Elf Training

THE SCENE: Warm (40) for December and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 LBAC IC front and back

15 Windmills IC

20 Imperial Walkers IC

5 Man-makes IC

21s, count out to 5 and then silent to 21.  Everyone did it perfect and avoided the penalty and do over.

THA-THANG:
This was a CMU workout to get Santa and his elves ready to deliver heavy packages.

  1. 50 OH Press, then Overhead CMU Carry (OHCC) to other end of parking lot
  2. 50 CMU Curls, then OHCC back
  3. 50 CMU block squats, OHCC to other end of parking lot
  4. 50 CMU BBS, OHCC back
  5. 50 CMU Ground to Overhead, OHCC to other end of parking lot
  6. 50 CMU Squat Thrusts, OHCC back
  7. 50 CMU block swings, OHCC to other end of parking lot
  8. 50 CMU Swith Arm merkins, OHCC back

Mosey to the planters:

11s on the planter boxes of Step-ups and Little Baby Crunches

Mosey over to AO and circle up for Mary.

MARY:
Time for some Jose Felicianos.  While “Feliz Navidad” is playing, circle up in plank position.  When Mr. F sings “Feliz Navidad”, do a merkin.  When he sings “I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas”, do a plank jack.  Merkin count: 21.  Plank jack count: 18.  Plank duration: 3:06.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Despite all the hustle and bustle, always remember that it’s really all about Jesus during the Christmas season.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

New Year’s Day at JUCO

THE SCENE: 35 Degrees, a slight wind, but otherwise comfortable.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

The Motivator from 10
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the pond .75 miles
Warmup exercises
Karaoke
Walking Lunges
Cherry Pickers
1 mile run
once finished, find people still running and encourage them, pick up cones
Push up PT test
Sit up PT test
Mosey to AO

I will add a tab to Mandolin’s spreadsheet, so that if we want to repeat these, we have a baseline to measure improvement.  See link here.  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QvJB3KJoW9XvUVQYBBMQ-kUdJR3yOgKx_jjZbzyHQxY/htmlview# 

Results from testing:

January 1, 2020
PAX Weight Mile Time Pushups in 2 min BBS in 2 Min
Booster 9:16 45 47
Cheatsheet 8:08 100 61
Erector 6:07 81 50
Hurry Can 7:06 41 50
Judge Judy 6:57 75 55
Mailbox 6:45 41 50
Mandolin 11:29 55 40
Mermaid 199 N/A 56 50
Ralph 9:05 15 33
Spotter 6:06 68 57

MARY:
The mile run and additional warm up exercises took longer than expected.  No time for Mary.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 guys, no FNG’s today  Ralph was here too, but not yet entered into the website, so he can’t yet be tagged.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The new year an new beginnings.  I spoke about my professional life, and some challenges that led me to the where I am professionally today.  Don’t be afraid to make a professional change.
MOLESKIN:
Prayer Requests:
Cheetsheet – Pray for his family
Booster –  A friend named Jim Johnson who recently passed.  His family and their grief.
Judge Judy – His Wife’s family member Chris Kerr who is gay and is having issues with his family because of his decision to come out.
Mailbox – his wife has had some good days, continued prayer for her hart condition because the cause is still not known.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Polar Bear Plunge New Years day at noon, clown car options avail.
F3 New Year’s Party on Friday night 1/3 @ 7:00PM.

New Year Celebration with Coupons

THE SCENE: Mostly Cloudy, 38°F, Feels like 37°F, Humidity 70%, Wind 3mph from S
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH 25x IC
  • LBAC Forward & Reverse 10x IC
  • Merkins 10x OYO
  • Burpees 10x OYO
  • Little of this, Little of that, Some of these, and Some of those

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the coupon pile. Pick a coupon that you can work with.
Mosey to the splash pad.

  • Decreasing Rounds – Start with 30x then 25x/20x/15x/10x/5x
  • Exercises:
    • Overhead Press
    • Tricep Extensions
    • Front raises
    • Curl
    • Squats
    • Rows
    • BBS
    • Press
  • When finished with a round Mosey around the splash pad, then start the next round.
  • Mosey to the coupon pile to return coupons, Mosey to the AO.

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks 25x IC
  • Captian Thor 5x IC
  • Hello Dolly’s 10x IC
  • Bruce Lee’s 10x IC
  • Box Cutters 10x IC
  • Circle of Fire (legs)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Herbie, Fast-n-Easy, Biohazard, Hamm, Belding, FNG – Boogaloo
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
It’s a new year. Time many make resolutions. Make concrete goals. Ones that are achievable but will take effort. A goal achieved through effort and hard work is better than one you just coast through. Set your goal, share your goal, have others hold you accountable, and then crush your goal.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: