F3 Knoxville

Interior Obliques Anyone?

THE SCENE: Nice and warm… Rain amount varied from zero to “all of the rain.”
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x25 IC
TN Rocking Chair x15 IC
Let’s go ahead and get the Wettening out of the way:
20x BBS OYO
20x Superman Swims IC
15x Cobra Merkins (each side) IC
Donkey Kissers x15 IC
Cossack Squats x16 IC

THA-THANG:
Lemur Hop from AO to CMU pile (hands forward on the ground, hop feet up between hands, lift hands and rise to Al Gore position and hop forward w/knees bent)
Overhead Carry back to AO
Plyo Box Merkins x15 OYO
CMU Kettlebell Swings x25 OYO
CMU overhead pass: Circle up close, place CMU outside right foot. With left hand, reach across body and lift CMU. Press overhead, then set down outside left foot (next PAX’s right foot). R&R. Don’t hit anyone with CMU. Switch directions and arms after apx. 10 reps.

Head over to the curb:
40 Calf Raises OYO with CMU
Bear Crawl dragging CMU across parking lot
40 Calf Raises OYO with CMU
4×1 Lunge w/ CMU twist, blockees back across parking lot
40 Calf Raises OYO with CMU
Crawl Bear (/swim… raining pretty hard) dragging CMU
40 Calf Raises OYO with CMU

Back to AO:
25x Lawn Mower (each arm)
10x Upright Row
20x Bent Over Row
20x CMU BBS
10x 4-ct CMU American Hammers

MARY:
Just enough time for some Row Your Boat – Pretty appropriate given the conditions.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 thoroughly moistened PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Psalm 150:
1 Praise the Lord!
Praise God in his sanctuary;
praise him in his mighty heavens![a]
2 Praise him for his mighty deeds;
praise him according to his excellent greatness!

3 Praise him with trumpet sound;
praise him with lute and harp!
4 Praise him with tambourine and dance;
praise him with strings and pipe!
5 Praise him with sounding cymbals;
praise him with loud clashing CMUs!
6 Let everything that has breath praise the Lord!
Praise the Lord!

OK, so I changed that last word a bit… We should praise God whatever we are doing, wherever we are, with all that we have!

MOLESKIN:
I don’t know which exercise did this, but I need more of it: Something made the muscles over my kidneys sore. I had to look ’em up… I think they’re the “internal obliques”
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F event next month, with convergence at Big Ball preceeding!

Faith of a Child

THE SCENE: Partly sunny, temp near 80 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side-straddle hops, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Body Twists, 10 Windmills, Little of This and That
THA-THANG:
Mosey to Stop Sign at Northeast Corner of Admin Bldg.  20 American Hammers.

Mosey north toward perimeter trail and then mosey east to benches at top of Cardiac.  20 Heel Touchers.

Mosey to bottom of Cardiac.  We will go back up Cardiac stopping at the following turns to do the following exercises.  Then we will come back down to do the same two more times (three times total):

  • First Turn:  20 Hello Dollies (four count)
  • Second Turn:  20 Bicycle Kicks (four count)
  • Third Turn: 20 Decline Merkins
  • Fourth Turn:  20 Bench Dips

Mosey from bottom of Cardiac past northern fields batting cages to CMU pile. First, we will do 10 Burpees.  Then, each man picks up CMU.  We will, as a group, do the following, sprinting to the end of parking lot and back between each exercise:

  • 20 Overhead Presses
  • 20 Curls
  • 20 Rows
  • 20 Squats

Mosey to Mini Cardiac.  We will Bernie Sanders 2/3 of the way up and then sprint up the rest of the way.

Mosey to Stop Sign at Northeastern Corner of Admin Bldg.  20 American Hammers.

Mosey to AO.

MARY:
20 Buzz Saws, Boat Canoe.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Seven men, no FNG’s.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The Trust of a Child

Let the Children Come to Me (Mark 10:  13-16)

13 And they were bringing children to him that he might touch them, and the disciples rebuked them. 14 But when Jesus saw it, he was indignant and said to them, “Let the children come to me; do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of God. 15 Truly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God like a child shall not enter it.” 16 And he took them in his arms and blessed them, laying his hands on them.

When I was a boy of about age 5 or 6, I came to the front door of our house, after playing outside, to enter.  The door was locked.  I rang the door bell but nobody came.  I could see my mother through the large front window of our house.  It was kind of difficult to see her but she was sitting on the couch.  I rang the doorbell again and also knocked loudly but no one answered.  I ran to the front window again.  My mother was just sitting on the couch. I thought she was ignoring me, shutting me out.  I was startled and hurt. How could she not come to the door?  Didn’t she love me anymore?  I ran in tears to the back yard.  I sat out there crying.  Maybe she didn’t love me.  Maybe she didn’t want me as her child anymore.  I was angry, I was dejected, I was dumbfounded.  I don’t know how long it took me to go to the front of the house again.  This time I banged as hard as I could on the window, screaming for my mother, demanding her to come to the door.  My mother had been sleeping heavily and was startled awake by the banging.  She quickly walked to the front door, probably in an angry mood because of her son banging on a window.  She opened the door and her anger quickly changed to concern.  She saw her boy in a state of agony, in despair, his face and shirt wet with tears, his voice blubbering.  She took him into her arms and held him close, asking “what’s wrong, what’s wrong.”  The boy explained that she had failed come to him and demanded why she didn’t do so?  She didn’t react in anger to his demands, understanding the shock of the boy of her not coming, the need to know she cared.  She explained she had been sleeping, explained that she would always love him, that she would never intentionally not come to him, that he could always count on her love.  We went that night to my favorite hamburger restaurant.  We ate together and she bought me an ice cream cone after that.  It was special to have that, but what was more special was the knowledge that my mother did love me, that she always did and always would.

God speaks of us coming to Him like children.  I believe he wants us to come with that same childlike need that I had then for my mother.  He wants us not just to have the faith of a child but the desperate urgency of a child who needs his parent.  After all, we do need Him.  We need Him desperately. If we have to wrestle with him to make him bless us like Isaac did, so be it.  If we have to bang on Heaven’s window, like I, at age 5, banged on the window of my house to make sure I was loved, so be it.  I don’t think God will mind too much if you, in utter honesty and desperation, call on Him and demand that he love you, demand your blessing from Him.  If your demand comes from your heart, He’s gonna be there.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Mr. Jinxy’s co-worker who has lost two friends to suicide this year.  Prayers for the family of those who committed the suicides.  Prayers to the families of the young person who died this past week in a car accident in Alcoa.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F on Saturday, August 10 with Convergence beforehand at the Big Ball.

The Tree-biscuit

THE SCENE: What is this 59 degrees in July??

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Fitness Faith Fellowship?  Fellowship Faith Fitness?  Fellowship Fitness Faith? Couldn’t get it right.  🙂
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 SSH, 10 High Knees, 5 Merkins, 5 Freddy Mercuries, 5 Hand Release Merkins, 5 Moon Dancers, 5 Wide Merkins, 5 Windmills, 5 Diamond Merkins, 5 Cherry Pickers, 5 Carolina Dry Docks, 5 Inchworms, 5 Peter Parkers, 5 Tennessee Rockin Chairs, 10 High Knee Squat Jumps…  AND Introducing the Burpee Destroyers.

The Burpee Destroyers are:

  • Drop down to face then to plank
  • 1 Plank Jack
  • 1 shoulder tap (left and right)
  • Drop down to elbows
  • 1 rainbow drop (left and right)
  • Frog Up  (Legs up underneath you up to squat jump)

THA-THANG:  The Tree-Biscuit

Just like the Jaws theme, this workout is SUPER simple with only two notes, but oh so terrifying and challenging.  This workout had just two elements running and burpees.  We ran to every tree, stopped, called out the tree number and did a burpee. That’s it!

Within 25 minutes we managed to tag 156 trees with burpees.  I mistakenly ended the workout at 6:05 since I thought we’d be totally toast and would then need some larger recovery time.  Turns out the hungry beasts wanted a Mary too.  So next time we’ll do the whole 45 minutes and aim for hitting 200 burpees.  Usually I go way over time and catch heat for that… Turns out I catch more heat for ending early.  #still-a-rookie

MARY:

  • 5 Burpee Destroyers
  • 10 Burpee Penalties for saying Fitness Faith and Fellowship instead of Fitness Fellowship and Faith. (The Judge brought the hammer down)
  • 30 Pickle Pounders
  • 25 Freddy Mercuries
  • 25 Tempo Merkins

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Current stressors have me totally scatter brained. I could barely count to five during the warm up. Totally spaced on the Mary and the timing. So preached to myself and others about resting in the lord and finding peace in him.

Psalm 37:7 Rest in the Lord and wait [b]patiently for Him;

Psalm 46:10He says, “Be still, and know that I am God;
    I will be exalted among the nations,
    I will be exalted in the earth.” 

Isaiah 40:31 Yet those who [a]wait for the Lord
Will gain new strength;
They will [b]mount up with [c]wings like eagles,
They will run and not get tired,
They will walk and not become weary.

Here’s hoping and praying that all my brothers find some peace amidst the storms today.

Amen!

MOLESKIN:
Apologies for ending early!  It won’t happen again! lol.  😉
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Call out and challenge to all the other AO’s to see how many trees they can tag with burpees when they do the TREE-BISCUIT challenge (I’m lookin at you Asylum)!!!!!

Rain or Shine

THE SCENE: Beautiful and rainy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 x SSH

Random arm and leg stretches

THA-THANG:

4 cones around the track. Do the first exercise then run to next cone and continue with that until the 4th cone. Increasing each exercise amount until 28 then decrease by 7 until you are back to 7 reps.

  • 7 – Burpees
  • 14 – Up and under (per side)
  • 21 – Rosalitas
  • 28 – Plank and Sprint – 4 count to 28 and then sprint to next cone
  • 21 – Superman/reverse superman (21 Mississippi count then roll to 6 for the same count)
  • 14 – Imperial Squat Walker
  • 7 – Mountain merkins (right, left, right, left) then 2 merkins; equals 1 rep. (We didn’t quite make it here)
  • Got in a little over 3 miles of running.

MARY:
Nada
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 HIMs.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Pray for even those that are bitter and you don’t want to be around.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for lady junk, Bearded lady travels and mouthwash youth excursion
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Don’t Skip Anything

THE SCENE: Rain 70 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 30 IC

Imperial Squat Walker x 15 IC

Tempo Squat x 15 IC

Overhead Claps x 40 IC
THA-THANG:

Route 66 on Roids: 11 stops along route with 11 reps of each exercise at each location. Except location 11 which gets 66.

  1. Bolt 45s – 11 squats from standing to half then 11 squats from half to bottom out.
  2. Cooler (11 reps left and right) – Side plank on left, scissor kick up, back together, bring knee to chest (4ct); flapjack and do right side.
  3. Dan Taylor – 1 squat:4 lunge to next stop
  4. 11 merkin
  5. Baryshnikov Squats (11) – Feet pointed out, hips out, weight on toes, then squat.
  6. Smurf Jacks (11)
  7. 8 Count BB
  8. Bay City Scissors (Reps 1-5 Vertical scissor; Reps 6-11 horizontal)
  9. Split Jacks (11)
  10. Duck and weave – Pax line up and duck walk to next stop while last man Indian runs between each man.
  11. Flutter Kicks (66 IC)

To stairs at stadium

Squat every other step to top of seats.

Squat every other step to top of seats backwards.

Run stairs with Bobby Hurley at bottom of steps. Start with 1 Bobby Hurley and go to 10.

Back to AO

Flower boxes

10 BBS with feet up on flower boxes

10 each leg split jacks

MARY:
Australian Snow Angel – 10 IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Detachment B-52; 5th Special Forces Group; 1st Special Forces

  1. Minimize fatigue because tired becomes careless
  2. If you show confidence, your team will have confidence
  3. If TL loses temper it effects judgement. Keep cool, think ahead, keep alternative plan in mind. Don’t be afraid to take advice from Team.
  4. Team Work – The key to success, only comes through constant practice and training. Realism must be injected into all phases of training.
  5. Teams that have good physical training have less health problems.
  6. Use tact when reprimanding. Don’t call someone out in front of their peers. Take them aside and let them decide how they are going to correct themselves.

MOLESKIN:
F3 is about building leaders. We build ourselves physically to endure more each day/week but we also learn how to lead the PAX. We can lead in any state and any AO. We are universally trained to lead.

It has been my honor and privileged to be the Brickyard AO Q but it is time to pass the leadership role to another. Herbie will be taking over as AO Q in the next couple of weeks. He is very capable and will lead us well. It will be a new voice up front and encourage, lead, and challenge all of us.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F and Convergence on 8/10 will take place at 7am Big Ball (Worlds Fair) followed by breakfast and 3rd F at Redeemer Church at 17th and Highland.