F3 Knoxville

The Rockpile Lives and the Spaceship is Spooky

THE SCENE: 54, just right for a beatdown, plus a great PAX.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER if it makes our lawyers feel better to say we did
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, BAC forward, Overhead claps until we were sick of them, BAC reverse, more claps, Iron Mikes.
THA-THANG:
Slow mosey up to the site of many awful workouts, the rockpile. Taken from us too soon. Somehow, there were little friends waiting for us.

  • Curls to Q’s exhaustion, plus 5, touch the Spaceship (also recently neglected)
  • Presses to Rainbow’s exhaustion (he pretended; he could still be doing them), plus 5, touch the Spaceship
  • Squats to Bluebird’s exhaustion, plus 5, touch the Spaceship
  • Rows to Kentucky’s exhaustion, plus 5, touch the Spaceship
  • Hands’s Signature Shrug (™) to Hands’s exhaustion, plus 5, touch the Spaceship
  • A few more Curls cause why not
  • Indian Run down to the Cloud
  • 15-10-5s Box jumps/Derkins/LBCs
  • My buddy Jack Webb made the trip from Raleigh F3. Air gets real heavy real quick.
  • Table 7s – table rows and table saws.
  • Balls to the Wall. Bluebird be like “y’all look like fools.”

MARY:
Not today, gentlemen. Get with Crawdad at Real Hot Yoga if you want your Downward Dog.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Kentucky, Rainbow, Bluebird, Hands, Waffle House.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Let yourself be drawn to God by his beauty and greatness. You just doing it on your own may not get you where you want to go.
MOLESKIN:
Didn’t feel like Tuesday without Crab Legs but I guess even Superman takes a break sometimes.

The Dirty Dozen

THE SCENE: nice, clear, and perfect temp for a beatdown at the Project.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 10 Windmill, 15 mountain climbers, 15 Moroccan night club
THA-THANG:
The burpee mile: 12 burpees followed by 1 lap around the track. Repeat for a total of 48 burpees and 4 laps, 1 mile.

The dirty dozen. 3 exercises at each corner of the walk path next to the main parking lot of the AO.

1st lap:

  • 12 merkins
  • 12 squats
  • 12 Freddie Mercury IC

2nd lap:

  • 12 diamond merkins
  • 12 sumo squats
  • 12 Flutter kicks IC

3rd lap:

  • 12 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 12 iron Mike’s each leg
  • 12 heels to Heaven

MARY:
Hello Dolly and LBCs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 strong again this morning
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Ephesians 5:1-5: be imitators of God. Be in the world but not of the world. We are called to be different in the way we act and live our lives. We are called to be Christ-like. Consider this when doing anything: “would Jesus be sitting beside me supporting this?”
MOLESKIN:
Hard work by all the PAX this morning!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Abridged this Thursday. Hardship Hill on May 18th. Last day to get JUCO shirts.

Rounds with the bag

THE SCENE: Mostly Cloudy, 58°F, Feels like 58°F, Humidity 91%, Wind 1mph from NW – by Klimat.app
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH 20x IC
  • LBAC 15x IC Forward & Backwards
  • Tempo Squats 15x IC

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the big pavilion & move tables
  • Sandbag workout 1
    • 4 rounds
      • 8x Merkins with sandbag pull through
      • 6x speed skaters
      • 4x sandbag getups
  • Timed workout
    • 3 rounds 30 sec exercise, 30 sec rest
      • Squat (with or without sandbag)
      • Plank Up Downs
      • Mountain Climbers
  • Sandbag workout 2
    • 4 rounds 1 min exercise, 1 min rest
      • Sandbag Thrusters
      • Lateral Hops
      • Bearcrawl (with or without a sandbag drag)

MARY:
Ran out of time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
2 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

BOMBS!!!

THE SCENE: Clear, 64°F, Feels like 64°F, Humidity 89%, Wind 2mph from NNW – by Klimat.app
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH 20x IC
  • LBAC 15x IC Forwards & Backwards

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the school
    • J.T. Hero WOD
      • 21 Handstand Merkins
      • 15 Dips
      • 9 Merkins
  • Mosey to the splashpad
    • Since there was such a low turnout, all reps completed by each PAX
    • BOMBS – 50x Burpees
    • BOMBS – 100x Overhead Claps
    • BOMBS – 150x Merkins
    • BOMBS – 200x BBS
    • BOMBS – 250x Squats
  • Mosey back to the AO

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks 15x IC
  • Hello Dolly 15x IC
  • Boat Canoe

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
3 Strong HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Challenge and Encourage one another

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Buddy Bench and Hopscotch install at The Quacken at 8:30am.

Bear With Me Birthday Beatdown

THE SCENE: Overcast, 62°F, Feels like 62°F, Humidity 89%, Wind 8mph from SW – by Klimat.app

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH 30x IC
  • Tempo Squats 10x IC
  • LBAC 15x IC Forward & Backwards

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the Gresham parking lot
  • Bear With Me
    • Bear Crawl & Exercises
      • 10-yard Bear Crawl
      • 20 Air Squats
      • 10-yard Bear Crawl
      • 20 push-ups
      • 10-yard Bear Crawl
      • 20 ruck curls
      • 10-yard Bear Crawl
      • 20 4-count flutter kicks
      • 10-yard Bear Crawl
      • 20 4-count mountain climber
      • 10-yard Bear Crawl
    • Hold plank until six catches up
    • 10 Burpees
    • Repeat Bear Crawl & Exercises
    • Mosey around to the end of the parking lot
    • Repeat Bear Crawl & Exercises
    • 5 Manmakers IC
    • Repeat Bear Crawl & Exercises
    • Mosey back to AO

MARY:

  • Captain Thors 5x
  • Boat Canoe

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As men, we need challenges to grow. These challenges can come from our work, our families, etc. but they are needed for us to constantly improve. These workouts are meant to push and challenge us. Find opportunities for challenges and embrace them.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: