F3 Knoxville

Bears Do Crawl In The Rain…

AO: juco
Q: Windex
PAX: Lt. Dan, Lil’ Spice, Guardrail
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
12 x SSH, BAC-F, BAC-B, Tennessee Rocking Chair, Tempo Squats
6 x Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Grab a CMU and take along for the ride, passing around as we go. Mosey to the other CMU pile. Grab 3 more CMU’s so no one feels left out. Hit nearest parking lot and do exercises in 2 opposite corners, running between each exercise to other corner.

Corner 1
30 x CMU Curls
30 x Squat Thrusters
30 x Dead Lifts
30 x CMU Curls

Corner 2
30 x Mountain Climbers
30 x Merkins
30 x Shoulder Taps
Last Man Planking

Return 3 CMU’s to pile and mosey up sophomore hill to the building.
Bear crawl up the ramp, Burpee x 1
Bear crawl up the ramp, Burpee x 2
Bear crawl up the ramp, Burpee x 3
Bear crawl up the ramp, Burpee x 4 and yes…
Bear crawl up the ramp, Burpee x 5

MARY:
No one’s got time for her…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GTE, Hardship Hill, start talking about a possible JUCO event (workout and bbq :man-shrugging:) to get more Hardin Valley men out in the gloom.

COT:
1 Peter 4:9-10
Show hospitality to one another without grumbling. As each has received a gift, use it to serve one another, as good stewards of God’s varied grace:

One of the things I enjoy most is playing drums on our worship team at church. I consider it a joy and a privilege to help lead God’s people in worshipping our creator.

Challenge: Find somewhere to serve at your church if you are not already. There is something for everyone, and you never know how you may impact someone’s entire day, week, month or year just by being there.

Labored Running

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Swimmies (Nathan Chesney)
PAX: Steam, OnStar, Glamper, Guppy, Brick, High Heels, Crash Dummy, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Drum Major, Tenderfoot, Mr Jinxy, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: SSH, Tempo Merks, Grady Corns, tempo squats, little this and that

THE THANG:
3,6,8,12,15,18
CMU Deadlifts
Air Squats
Merkins
3,6,9,12,15,18
CMU Squats
CMU presses
CMU squat thrusters
Run after each set

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: GTE

COT: PSALM 51
Your never to far from grace

Road Trip

AO: shamrock
Q: Eliza
PAX: Crawlspace, Curveball, Eliza, slappy, Mermaid, Trojan, Voodoo, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Caveman, Waxjob, Twitch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, Willie Mays Hays, Cherry pickers, twinkle toes, Merkin Wheel to 5

THE THANG: 4 corners up Weigels hill down dutchtown to cedar bluff and back.
15 merkins, 15 squats, 15 big boys

Mosey to Fire hydrant run down the hill cross the field and up the opposite hill and do 1 burpee. Repeat adding a burpee each time.

Mosey to CMU Pile

25 reps, OH press, Curls, Rows, Bench
20 reps right side row, left side row
15 reps swings
10 blockees

MARY: flutter kicks, Jane fondas, snow angels, 10 v ups OYO, pickle pointers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The pulpit launches Wednesday,

COT: Leadership and teamwork can be difficult. You’re not always right. Sometimes you’re wrong. Lead well. Serve Well.

Ruckin’ Solar Eclipse

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Coolio (Greg Fox), Pac-man, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Jack-Jack, Rugby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 3.89 Miles. Lost pace because someone was late after a late night of the collegiate basketball coaching changes, Matlock (Bill Maddox) ( :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:)

MARY: Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS: the-pulpit launches Wednesday.

COT: Waffle House (Brady Greene) reminded us that Jesus chose his disciples, not for their religious acumen, but because of whom they were.

The Doctor Is In

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hands, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Trotline (Britton Carver), Rainbow, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Russell Crook/Crablegs, TRC/Crab legs, bluebird, Bunny, P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Sawdust, Coolio (Greg Fox), Pac-man, Johnny Knoxville from Charleston (from Knoxville)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
SSH x 49, Shoulder blasters, BSIA

Today’s Tabata was brought to you by “Doctor” Tabata, originator of the Tabata.
Curls, box jumps, LBCs, dips.

We also took time to reflect on the legacy and example of John C “Jack” Webb, friend and teacher to all who labor under the delusion that air is weightless.

Everest was part of the journey, but not the destination. The real summit today was giving our friemd Johnny Knoxville a fresh decade to enjoy thanks to the wonders of Junk Science.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge in 51 weeks

COT: Jesus is looking for disciples, and they are not necessarily the super qualified