F3 Knoxville

Masters of the Blockee!

THE SCENE: 50s w a bit of chill in the air
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Bear crawl in line to the tennis court, Line up for jog across courts, high knee skips, crawl bear, and jog.

Mosey back to the AO for Monkey Humpers x20, SSh x20, Merkins x10 all IC. Rows for bros with the CMU x20 IC, Blockees x5, CMU curls x20 ic, 5 more Blockees OYO.
THA-THANG:

Mosey down to the base of the parking lot next to the pee rocks with CMU for DORACIDES

  • 75 blockees, 150 curls, 200 CMU goblet squats
  • P1 does said exercise while P2 does suicides. first cone 1 burp, 2nd cone 2 burps, and 3rd cone, 3 burps, run back to your partner and switch, keeping cumulative count of reps between partners
  • If you finish early, P1 Planks while P2 does 20 flutters IC, switch, rinse and repeat until all pax complete the Doracides
  • Blocklee dan back to the AO. 4 lunges w CMU, 2 Blockees. Continue this until half way. I cut it short to get in some mary

MARY:
5 more blockees, Dead head led us in Flutters IC, Hello dollys x10 ic, Slutters x10 IC, Supermans x10 IC, pickle pounders x10 IC, and J-LOs x10 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
29 including 1 FNG, PINK EYE. Welcome!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Chase the Lion Manifesto!. Instead of me typing it up here, google it and it will come up. Capn Crunch read this to us at one of his Q’s for his BOM one morning. It has stuck with me and I try to read it every so often to get a life check. Its short and sweet but means so much to me. Thank you for sharing Capn! I love to share it with others.
MOLESKIN:
I miss seeing my bros at the Dog Pound. So many AOs and so many great HIMS out there that I look up to at all the different AOs. I encourage more Pax to go visit other AOs to meet others and grow our community. Not saying to stop going to the one closest to you, but one morning every once and while, wake up a little earlier and drive a little further to visit other AOs and meet the HIMs that make their particular AO special. Thanks to all the HIMS at all the AOs for being who you are, leaders!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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The Crabby Bear Gut

THE SCENE: Slight Overcast 54 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 20 Side-to-side squats
  • Practice round of the Crabby Bear

 

THA-THANG:
30 Min A.m.r.a.p.  (5:40-6:10) of Light Pole Loop around parking lot.  Seven Light pole stations each with choice of two exercises.  50 reps of either exercise (single counts).

To get to each light pole alternate between bear crawling and crab walking.

Light Pole Station Exercises:

  • Crunches  or Empirial Walkers
  • V-Ups  or On Back Legs up Side to side arches
  • Cross Toe Touches  or On back lets up and out
  • Russian Twists or Plank Knees to Elbows.
  • Supermans or Vert Scissor Kicks
  • Bicycles or On Side Plank side raises.
  • Heel Touches or Horz Scissor Kicks

After seven light poles reached, climb the hill to the guard rail and to 5 reverse incline push ups and 5 incline push-ups.   Hit the Light Pole with a “I own you Crabby Bear Gut” and round number.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 PAX, Booster, Snaggletooth, Scrum, Neutron, Waxjob, Toto, Trolley,

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Be gentle and loving — Don’t be crabby or a bear!!

Galations 5:13-26

13 For you were called to freedom, brethren; only do not turn your freedom into an opportunity for the flesh, but through love serve one another. 14 For the whole Law is fulfilled in one word, in the statement, “You shall love your neighbor as yourself.”15 But if you bite and devour one another, take care that you are not consumed by one another.

16 But I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not carry out the desire of the flesh.17 For the flesh [g]sets its desire against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh; for these are in opposition to one another, so that you may not do the things that you [h]please. 18 But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the Law. 19 Now the deeds of the flesh are evident, which are: [i]immorality, impurity, sensuality,20 idolatry, sorcery, enmities, strife, jealousy, outbursts of anger, disputes, dissensions, [j]factions, 21 envying, drunkenness, carousing, and things like these, of which I forewarn you, just as I have forewarned you, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law. 24 Now those who [k]belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires.

25 If we live by the Spirit, let us also [l]walk by the Spirit. 26 Let us not become boastful, challenging one another, envying one another.

MOLESKIN:
Trying to work off the big easter feasts from our guts.  We completed almost two rounds.

Bunny mosey

THE SCENE: 57 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Stretched on our own.  Swirlie came in on two wheels but made the start.
THA-THANG:
Mosey the long way to the cush field:

  • High skip knees x 2, mosey back to start
  • Side hop x 3, mosey back to start
  • Sprints x 5, mosey back to start
  • Frosty can’t draw a bunny?!??

Continue mosey around the park until time is up.

Depending on whose watch you believe it was anywhere from 4.33-4.6 miles in total.

MARY:
No abs here

MOLESKIN:
Frosty is recovering from a hammy pull during Woodshack’s beatdown on Saturday.  So while the rest of us did sprints he went off on a private walkabout.  Turns out he tried to draw a bunny using Strava maps, but in the end even the most intuitive modern art scholar would say it looked like crap.  It was a good effort though, and he kept moving which was the most important thing.  Ironically we discussed GPS watches on the last two laps of the park, including which ones worked better with Strava, unaware of Frosty’s failed attempt at bunny drawing.

Propitiation (Jesus is our substitute)

Weather was PERFECT at the Asylum
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Imperial Squats, Back Lunge W Kick, The Annie, The John Travolta, Tempo Squats
THA-THANG:

Mosey to Lil Everest and Sprint up w 5 Burpees at the top

Mosey to top of Cardiac then alternate 10 wide and diamond merkins every light pole to the bottom and LBCs

mosey to steep hill perform 7s w Burpees and Star jumps

mosey to new parking lot and participate in Grocery buggy race, 15 Burpees to the loser

mosey to dug outs and perform 11s w pull ups and dips

back to AO TO DO 4 Corners w 20 Mtn climbers   Lunge to next corner 20 star jacks bear crawl to next corner 20 box cutters run backwards to next corner 30 LBCs side bear crawl to the next

curls w coupons while partner runs to end of parking lot and back

  • Finish w leg lifts, merkin rt/left leg lift, table saw, modified table saw, hands around the world, lateral hops
  • are
  • handy.

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Fifty Reasons Why Jesus Came to Die (Propitiation)
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Showcase Q

THE SCENE: mid 40s clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA: 

  • 25x side straddle hop
  • 25x Murkin
  • 15 Burpees
  • 25x mt climbers

THA-THANG:
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  • Indian run with Potato sack to the hill
  • burnie sanders up hill , bear crawls down, 15 burpees at the top, 15 jump squats at the bottom
  • Pax divided into 2 rows planking side by side each other, last man leap frogs over each one in their respective line and runs up to tavern and back down then rejoins line.
  • while planking Pax taken through
    • 25x mt climbers, 4ct
    • 10x spidermans
    • 20x plank jacks 4ct
    • 25x reverse crunches
    • 20x flutter kicks

MARY:
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
18 Pax including FNG “Nature Boy”
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I hate speaking in public or even out loud, but i believe God has called me to lead today.

MOLESKIN:

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