F3 Knoxville

Laissez les bons temps rouler

THE SCENE: Misting, mid 40s, with an overcast QIC
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20 or so (waiting on you Cosmo!); 5 burpees OYO, run 2 laps around AO parking lot to let QIC figure out what we’re going to do. End at the CMU pile because, well CMUesday.
THA-THANG:
While listening to some New Orleans Mardi Gras inspired music, we’re gonna have a parade.  Everybody has to contribute a float to the parade.  Whenever you hear Louis Armstrong’s “Hello Dolly,”  stop what you’re doing, hit your 6 and do Hello Dollies for the length of the song.

  • First float by Swimmies and Crablegs:  Doras with your battle buddy. Grab a CMU and do a certain amount of curls, overhead presses, rows, goblet squats (I can’t really remember how many.  Maybe 100 total each?), while your partner runs to the other side of parking lot and back John Cusack style (CMU held over your head the whole time).  Shoulders are appropriately burning at this point.
  • Next float sponsored by Gibbler and Baby Boomer?  Head to the Pav-a-lon with CMU for 7s CMU Merkins and leg thrusts (on CMU). Wall sit with your CMU while waiting on the 6.
  • So, the third float was maybe Rainbow or Hot Tub’s?:  More Doras.  One partner runs a lap around building with CMU while the other one does kettle bell swings.  4 laps for each partner.
  • Next float:  Hands comes down St. Charles with a bunch of shoulder shrugs. and CMU arm raises.  Shoulders now feel like they’re going to simply let go of the arms and let them fall off.
  • Next float:  Code Brown’s float made of rocks.  Grab two rocks from next to the building for two rounds of Tie Fighters (BAC while in lunge position- forward and back); then overhead claps.  At this point, shoulders go from painful to just numb.
  • Next float:  Snitch brings it home with 11s- Box Jumps and dips (more shoulders!!)
  • That’s the end of the float, so we return CMUs and circle up.

MARY:
No Mary, but Satchmo did serenade us with “Hello Dolly” twice during the workout, so we got 2 doses.  And I was wrong about the time.  The song lasted 2:24, so that’s a total of 4:48 of straight Hello Dollies.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Lent is upon us.  Don’t just pick something to give up that is “bad” for us.  Let’s pick something that is a true sacrifice.  When we feel its absence, search for the presence of God.  There’s nothing we can’t replace with God’s love and presence.
MOLESKIN:
Here’s the playlist:  Mardi Gras in New Orleans- Professor Longhair; Hurricane Season- Trombone Shorty; Right Place Wrong Time- Mr. John; Hello Dolly! – Louis Armstrong; Cissy Strut- The Meters; All on a Mardi Gras Day- The Wild Magnolias; Jambalaya- Hank Williams; Down by the Riverside- Dirty Dozen Brass Band; It’s All Over Now- Ry Cooder; What is New Orleans – Kermit Ruffins and the Barbeque Swingers; La ti da- Marcia Ball; Preservation Hall Jazz Band- PHJB with Allen Toussaint; Tipitina-Professor Longhair; When the Saints Go Marching In; The Orleans Band.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bring snacks for Wesley House.  See the list on GroupMe.

Turf in your Turf

THE SCENE: Cool and a little damp
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER done
WARM-O-RAMA:
Warm up mosey towards rail road tracks with leg burner every 30secs
10 squats
10 lunge (r/l = 1)
10 jump squats

Cross tracks carefully

Mosey to rock pile in corner of parking lot. Select two coupons to bring with you.
Mosey to soccer field. Stopping every 30 seconds for arm blaster
10 curls
10 front raises
10 tricep ext

THA-THANG:
On soccer field – Coupon bear crawl to mid field – Drop coupon and 80% sprint to other side

10 squats
10 lunges (l/r = 1)
10 jump squats

80% sprint to mid field pick up coupon and bear crawl to other end line

Carry coupon over head length of field at a 50% sprint – Drop coupons and complete:
5 burpees
10 bbs
4 burpees
10 bbs
3 burpees
10 bbs
2 burpees
10 bbs

Carry coupon over head length of field walk to 50% sprint – Drop coupons and complete
5 burpees
10 bbs
4 burpees
10 bbs
3 burpees
10 bbs
2 burpees
10 bbs

and just for giggles –  tunnel of love to each PAX crawled through three times

Mosey back to rock pile to drop coupons
Mosey back to AO

MARY:
no time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Impostors are preoccupied with acceptance and approval. Becuase of their suffocating need to please others, they cannot say no with the same confidence with which they say yes. And so they overextend themselves in people, projects, and causes, motivated not by personal commitment but by the fear of not living up to others’ expectations.
***Impostor is the authors term for the false self that we portray to the world around us.
Brennan Manning – Abba’s Child
MOLESKIN:
2nd breakfast anyone?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Q 101 this saturday

Morristown launch in April

Never been in the Big Ball

THE SCENE: 45* and despite the forecast, no rain.  Not sure if I was actually awake or if it was all a dream…
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH
Iron squats
Seal claps
Merkins
Imperial walkers
THA-THANG:
Collect everyone’s keys/phones and mosey out of the start point along the sidewalk adjacent to the convention center, until reaching the Big Ball.  Pause in the shadow of the Big Ball for a set of leg blasters, where Swanson and myself surprise a few by saying we’ve never been in the Big Ball.  To recover from the shock, we blast our legs.  No rest in between: 10 tempo squats in cadence, 10 lunges on four count in cadence, 10 jump squats OYO.

Continue mosey up the stairs beside the Big Ball for descending ladder routine.  I’d planned for rain but was sick of the garage and amphitheater so we moseyed to the overhang on the corner of Clinch Ave and Henley St.  Work your way down the list until you complete the last exercise, then run up the stairs, across the pedestrian bridge across Henley St, and return.  Rinse and repeat removing the lowest number exercise each time through.  Oh yea and touch every stair up and down the stairs.

  • 10 merkins
  • 9 squats
  • 8 sit ups
  • 7 OH claps (4 count)
  • 6 jump lunges (left right = 1)
  • 5 burpees
  • 4 V ups
  • 3 side lunges (each leg)
  • 2 tuck jumps
  • 1 SSH

After about five iterations for the jack rabbits and four iterations for the Clydesdales I polled the audience: Continue through the list until we all complete the ladder, or move on to something else fun.  A reluctant few finally spoke up and said move on, so we did.  Everyone grabbed their laundry and we moseyed back down the stairs beside the Big Ball and underneath where we’d done leg blasters.  I am trying to get some guys to VQ soon, so I took the opportunity to let them lead.  We all did 5 pull ups on the beams, then met out front.  I’d call out someone and ask them to pick an exercise, and lead us in 10 reps of it.  Went something like:

  • 5 pull ups
  • Swanson – led 8 count bodybuilders
  • 5 pull ups
  • Postman – led plank jacks
  • 5 pull ups
  • Walrus – led SSH
  • 5 pull ups
  • Huffy – led V ups

After Huffy finished everyone just assumed 5 pull ups, but I told them to grab their laundry and mosey as we were getting short on time.  Once we crossed WFP Drive onto the sidewalk, told everyone to give it all they had on the sprint back.

MARY:
10 sit ups OYO
Flutters
10 sit ups OYO
American hammers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 including 1 FNG: Swanson, Postman, Huffy, Walrus, Jenner, Half Caff, Bubble Wrap (FNG), Dovetail, Passport, G6, Backdraft, Abort (QiC)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Victor Frankl quote from Man’s Search for Meaning: “Love is the only way to grasp another human being in the innermost core of his personality.  No one can become fully aware of the very essence of another human being unless he loves him. By his love he is enabled to see the essential traits and features in the beloved person; and even more, he sees that which is potential in him, which is not yet actualized but yet ought to be actualized.”

Amazon spoke on Saturday about focusing on helping someone else when you’re struggling and in doing so you tend to forget your own pain.  This quote takes that a step further and says that by learning to love our brothers, we truly find and can admire their gifts.  And by realizing those traits in others, we also discover our own potential.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Q101 this Saturday, possibly cancelling Big Ball workout to join.  Half Caff has another shirt design which is nearly ready, look for shirt order link soon.

7’s at the icearium acclivity

THE SCENE: Cold, clear, beautiful
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – completed and added inexperienced
WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH

10 Baby Arm circle forward and backward

Lap around parking stalls

10 cherry pickers

10 windmills
THA-THANG:
Mosey to top of top of South Watt Rd – icearium hill stopping along the way to do

20 BBS, 10 side crunch left and right

  • stop and exercise at MBLP field #2
  • stop and exercise at MBLP filed 3
  • stop and exercise at baseball field along Watt Rd.
  • stop and exercise at liqour store parking lot
  • stop and execise at top of S. Watt Rod. acclivity

7’s from top of acclivity to retaining wall at base Burpee’s at top and imperial Walker at base (had to modify on 4th 5th and 6th run by decreasing distance to path and then light pole and then sign post – killer hill)

Mosey to MBLP field #3

Using the penalty box do merkins at each corner and traverse using different method between corners …

  • corner 1 – 20 Diamond merkins  – side shuffle to corner 2
  • corner 2 – 20 ranger merkins – lunge to corner 3
  • corner 3 – 20 wide merkin – broad jump to corner 4
  • corner 4 – 20 peter parkers – tunnel of love to corner 1 (lots of mumble chatter…)

Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Judge Judy led a flutter kick to 50 for about 90 seconds
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Judge Judy, Cornhole, Frosty, Biscut, Bartman, Mayberry, Swirlie, I-beam, Mustard, La-Z-Boy, Butters, Driftwood

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Nothing special other then you group of HIM, your contagious and prove everyworkout that we can go beyond our own limits – many thanks for always pushing one another

MOLESKIN:

That was much harder in the field then on google earth and paper – way to go men, you crushed it like no one else could have!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pull-up bars Saturday at the Dog pound

Gritty Tenderness

THE SCENE:

45 degrees, a little drizzly, before sun-up. Just like the gritty like it.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Was 30 seconds late to q-ing my own q… Oh the shame. Wanted to get the packaging tape gun to tape the cheatsheet to my forearm. Didn’t end up using it.

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH
  • Cherry Pickers
  • Windmills
  • High Knees with Burpees

The Thang: Lots, Walls, Rails and Rocks

Starting in a line facing the wall but on the opposite of the parking lot from the wall.
All the traveling exercises progress towards the wall. Unless otherwise specified all exercises are 4 count.

  • 5 Burpee Broad Jumps
  • 5 Merkins
  • 5 Frog Jumps
  • 5 Diamon Merkins
  • 5 Inch Worms
  • 5 Werkins
  • 5 Lunges
  • 5 Plank Jacks
  • 5 Imperial Squat Walkers
  • 5 Pickle Pounders
  • 5 Broad Jumps
  • 5 Shoulder Taps
  • 5 Reverse Lunges
  • 5 Peter Parkers
  • 5 Bear Crawls
  • 5 Plank to Elbows
  • 5 Crab Walks
  • 5 Mtn Climbers
  • 5 R Bear Crawl
  • 5 Parker Climbers

At the Wall – Everyone get a CMU

  • 5 Curls
  • 5 Step Ups
  • 5 Presses
  • 5 Rocky Balboas
  • 5 Triceps
  • 5 Step Ups
  • 5 Thrusters
  • 5 Step Ups
  • 5 CMU Burpees

Bear crawl in a line up to Guard Rail. At the Rail

  • 10 Dips
  • 10 Dirkens
  • 10 Irkens
  • 10 Pick Pounders – Inclined
  • 10 Dips
  • 10 Dirkens
  • 10 Irkens
  • 10 Reverse Pickle Pounders (aka – Baby Makers)

Pick up two rocks

  • 10 Baby Arm Circles
  • 10 Seal Claps
  • 10 Overhead Seal Claps
  • 10 Baby Arm Circles Backwards
  • 10 Thors
  • 10 Star Toe Touches
  • 10 Dead Bugs

Mosey back to far corner of Parking Lot to start sequence again but this time with added Mosey to next Island destination as we Zig Zag through the parking lot Islands

  • 5 Burpee Broad Jumps
  • 5 Merkins
  • 5 Frog Jumps
  • 5 Diamon Merkins
  • 5 Inch Worms
  • 5 Werkins
  • 5 Lunges
  • 5 Plank Jacks
  • 5 Imperial Squat Walkers
  • 5 Pickle Pounders
  • 5 Broad Jumps
  • 5 Shoulder Taps
  • 5 Reverse Lunges
  • 5 Peter Parkers
  • 5 Bear Crawls
  • 5 Plank to Elbows
  • 5 Crab Walks

Finish off with 15 Burpees with CMUs at the Wall.

MARY:

50 Freddy Mercuries

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Grit & Tenderness – Grit by itself does not make a man. The Holy Spirit in us calls us higher. It calls us to a more complex and mature “High Impact Man”. A man that contains not only Grit but also tenderness and sensitivity. Sometimes these “goals”, “values” seem to be at odds with each other. How can I be a man of grit if I’m tender all the time and super sensitive to everything and everyone? How can I perform and compete in this EXTREMELY competitive and stressful – dog eat dog – extremely judgmental world if I’m not 100% Grit? It might just be impossible without the infinite spirit of God within us helping us. Today allow Him to reign you in when your Grit is too tough on others. Today allow Him to give you the grit to show up when you said you would and do what you said you were going to.

You are off to a great start – Your grit got you here before the sun in the cold and wet to push your body. Now don’t forget that counter-intuitive sensitivity you are to have towards others. Others might mislabel you as ALL grit or A**hole. Conversely others may mislabel you 100% weak and a push over. Do not listen to the labels. You know you are an infinitely more complex human being possessing endless amounts of gritty strength from the Lord of Hosts, and an infinite resource of tenderness to draw upon.

Lean on Jesus – He will help show the world how His amazing men can perplex the world with the combination of two contrasts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    • 2-27-2020 This Thursday – New AO Christening at the Vatican – OTB – @ 5:30 –

The Vatican – F3 AO

9245 Fox Lonas Rd NW, Knoxville, TN 37923

    • This Saturday – F3Knoxville TRUEbadours: February 29

Growschool/Q101 next Saturday

F3Knoxville TRUEbadours: February 29
If you have not yet Qd and are interested but not sure how or you just want to fine tune your abilities Check this out. Our first F3 Knoxville Truebadours Convergence Q (Q101 + GrowSchool) will happen on Saturday, February 29th 7:00a, at the Asylum AO. Steam along with other F3Knox HIMs will be leading the charge. If you have questions please reach out to Steam or Abscess.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10CRLbXnehi2RDX1Ep3mnOUtBpp8OLIV0J7nulIvlNQM/edit?usp=sharing

  • March 28, 2020 F3 Knoxville Convergence @ JUCO