F3 Knoxville

Category: Asylum AM

Founding AO

Parents These Days

THE SCENE: Gloom in the Fake Gloom.  A nasty, rainy, awesome evening.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER  Did it
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, motivator, cherry pickers, twisties, rockettes
THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • Triple battle buddies in the Caribbean
    • Jump squats and big boys
    • Merkins and big boys
    • Mountain Climbers and flutter kicks
  • Feel the burn
    • Wall sit
    • Ring of Fire push up
    • Ring of Fire squats
  • Alternating 10x flutter kicks and hello dolly
  • Star gazer in the rain

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 soaking wet PAX

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In recently reading a book called “10 Rules for Resilience” by Joe DeSena (founder of Spartan Race), he said something obvious, but in a way that punched me in the gut.  He said he was tired of hearing people say “kids these days”.  Kids are born today the same way they’ve been born forever.  He argues we should really be saying “parents these days” because we – as the parents – are the difference in how kids are growing up now compared to in the past.  In large part, kids today are how kids are today because parents today raise kids the way we raise them today.  I know it’s not that simple in every situation, but the point is we as fathers have a lot of responsibility for who our kids are, their values, etc. We have to take ownership of that and we cannot hide behind “kids these days” as an excuse.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP Feb 26

Two #1 Are Still Eleven, Even In This Asylum

THE SCENE: 39 degrees & humid. We had to watch for fallen limbs from the storm of the Asylum PM crew.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes, all the right things
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, TN Rockin’ Chair, Spider Merkins, Windmills
THA-THANG:

  • Route 66 Up To the Overlook:
    • Burpees 10 (-1 at each light pole)
    • Jump Squats 1 (+1 at each light pole)
    • LBC’s (While Waiting on the 6)
  • Elevens Stations at the Overlook:
    1. Station (NO ELEVENS – 10 EACH TIME)
      • Big Boys (10)
      • X-Factor (10 – 4 Count)
    2. Station (NO ELEVENS – 10 EACH TIME)
      • Box Jumps (10)
    3. Station
      • Box Cutters (10)
      • Imperial Squat Walkers (1 – 4 Count)
    4. Station (NO ELEVENS – 10 EACH TIME)
      • Box Jumps (10)
    5. Station
      • Lt. Dan (10)
      • Hand Release Merkins (1)
    6. Station
      • Calf Raises (10 – 4 Count)
      • Dips (1)

MARY:
Boat / Canoe.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 HIM’s, including 1 FNG – Welcome Banjo. Also Double Wide’s 2.0 Newton was in the gloom with us.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Except from Phil Robertson’s book “Uncanceled”. We should not trade insults, but follow: “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” (John 13:34)
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP, Wesley House Donations, RAM Service Project

Tuesday Evening Big Circle

THE SCENE: Beautiful afternoon over 60 degrees at the start. Clear and a lot of people in the Asylum enjoying a pretty day.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side straddle hops
  • Rockettes
  • Baby arm circles
  • Little of this and that
  • Imperial Squat walkers
  • 5 Burpees

THA-THANG:

Mosey to base of Pickett’s Charge

 

Picketts charge suicide

1st –  5 prisoner getups

2nd – 10 imperial walkers

 

10 merkins at bottom before and after each time down

 

LBCs up top until 6 comes in

 

Big circle stations

 

Start at coliseum and go all the way up to top of Everest/office parking lot and back around to coliseum start

 

Stop at each cone do exercise listed and follow instruction of where to go next and how

 

Coliseum start

  • 15 dips
  • Lunges to next cone

 

Cone 1 – halfway down walk

  • 15 big boys
  • Bear crawl to next

 

Cone 2 – little ways down

  • 20 squats
  • Karaoke to next cone

 

Cone 3 – halfway to stop sign

  • 10 no touch merkins
  • Sprint to next cone

 

Cone 4 – stop sign

  • 15 2 count flutter kicks
  • Bernie to next cone

 

Cone 5 – end of guardrail

  • 15 bobby hurleys
  • Run to next cone

 

Cone 6 – top of hill by parking lot

  • 15 merkins
  • Skip to next cone

 

Cone 7 – little ways down back of the hill

  • 15 2 count rocky balboas
  • Go all the way backwards to the 6 and repeat all cones you go back past
  • After coming back the 2nd time and doing Rocky Balboas again karaoke to the next cone

 

Cone 8 – stop sign area

  • 15 2 count hello dollys
  • Run to next cone

 

Cone 9 – up by pathway to Coliseum

  • 5 burpees
  • Lunges to next cone

 

Cone 10 – little ways down path

  • 10 star jumps
  • Bernie to starting spot of Coliseum and do LBCs until the 6 comes in

5 Motivators before running back to the AO for the word.

MARY:
n/a
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Discussed the following:

Kurt Vonnegot story about Joseph Heller:

I said, “Joe, how does it make you feel
to know that our host only yesterday
may have made more money
than your novel ‘Catch-22’
has earned in its entire history?”
And Joe said, “I’ve got something he can never have.”
And I said, “What on earth could that be, Joe?”
And Joe said, “The knowledge that I’ve got enough.”

“Don’t make stuff because you want to make money — it will never make you enough money. And don’t make stuff because you want to get famous — because you will never feel famous enough,” John Green

MOLESKIN:
Q was followed by a well attended and lively Board Meeting at the Asylum to cap off a great evening.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP end of February

Love on Display

THE SCENE: Chilly…28 degrees at circle up
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER 

WARM-O-RAMA:
30 SSH on 4ct, 10 4ct Oh Yeah’s Right and Left, 12 4ct Tie Fighters R and L, 10 4ct Pickle Pounders, 10 Tempo Merkins, and 20 Rocky Balboa’s at the curb
THA-THANG:
Partner up (Dora’s) for 200 Combined reps

  • Merkins
  • LBCs
  • Squats
  • Carolina DDs

Partner 1 performs rep count exercise while partner 2 goes to end of parking lot and back.

When done, we mosey’d to the crosswalk at the lower parking lot for a Route 66 (4ct Pickle Pounders)

Then partnered back up at the base of baby Everest for AMRAP of Monkey Humpers at the bottom while partner 2 runs up and back.  Each partner completed 3 trips.

MARY:
Had time for a few Freddy Mercury’s in Kentucky’s honor
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Today’s Emphasis was on Love and what Christ has called us to do

John 15:12 and 1 Corinthians 13:4

Roxanne for Charmin

Workout

Stairs always 🐰 hop

Every stop with no music

5 mountain stompers, 10 Hand release,15 bbq squat, 20 lbc 4 count

Chambawamba

  • start with SSH at beginning of song, then every time they say, “I get knocked down, but i get up again” you do a Getup. While not doing get ups, you are continuously doing SSH.

Bodies

  • Plank. When you hear bodies hit the floor do donkey kick(), when they count(1,2,3,4) do a Merican

Roxanne

  • Al gore, When your hear Roxanne drop to plank, when you hear red light “squat jump”

Moby (boat/canoe)

  • When you hear bring sally up boat, bring sally down canoe

Proverbs 13:3

Whoever guards his mouth preserves his life;

he who opens wide his lips comes to ruin.

Proverbs 10:19

‘When words are many, sin is not absent, but the wise hold their tongues’.

Abraham Lincoln said, ‘It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt!’