F3 Knoxville

Big Johnny don’t pay

THE SCENE: Warm and a little muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Jog parking lot , 20 cmu curls , skip parking lot 20 curls , 20 tris , karaoke parking lot , 20 curls , 20 tri, 40 rows for bros , sloth plank, 10 merkins , sloth crawl
THA-THANG:
Lucky 7s!

  • Partner up and sling shot to Everest . P1 farmer carried 2 cmu, P2 stays back and does 10 merkins , 10 squats , once done P2 runs  to catch P1, switch up , rinse and repeat until we get to Everest
  • Lucky 7s on Everest
  • 7 rounds ,
  • P1 runs to first tree and does 7 inverted big boys P2 is still at the base doing 7 Mr spectaculars.
  • P1 runs back down and switches w P2
  • rinse and repeat for 7 rounds
  • sling shot back to AO

MARY:
Alternating Superman’s x20

flutters x 20
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

ASSUMPTION MAKING:

Big Johnny Doesn’t Pay
One day, a bus driver drove off along the route with everything looking normal for the first few stops, as usual. At the next stop, a big tall guy full of muscles got on. He glared at the bus driver and said, “Big Johnny doesn’t pay!” and went to the back and sat down. Now the driver was five feet two, thin, and rather meek. He was not happy about Big Johnny’s attitude, but he decided not to argue with him. The next day Big Johnny got on again, refused to pay, saying the exact same thing and sat down. And this was repeated also the next day, and the day after, and so forth, for weeks. The bus driver started to get irritated with Big Johnny’s attitude. Finally, he would stand it no more. He signed up for karate and body building courses as well as self-defense lessons. By the end of the autumn, he had become quite confident and strong. So on the next day, when Big Johnny got on the bus and said, “Big Johnny doesn’t pay!” the driver stood up. He glared back at Big Johhny and screamed, “And why not, Mister?” With a very surprised look on his face, Big Johnny replied, “eehhhh… Big Johnny has a bus pass

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That Skunk Was Ready For Us

THE SCENE: Kinda humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 45. You can’t get anything past Catgut; he knew what was up.

15 Baby Arm Circles + 15 Overhead Claps + 15 Reverse Arm Circles

Windmills

A lap and a half

THA-THANG:
CMUs felt abandoned after Tuesday’s CMU-free workout, so we gave them some love.

45 reps of anything Q could think of, followed by a little run, 2 burpees, and a Bernie back. Lots of sweating.

Mini-mosey to The Cloud, where we did 3 rounds of Box Baby Boxes, 15 reps each. Once again, Catgut knew what it all added up to.

Our unwelcome guest Jack Webb showed up again today.

3 rounds of 45 second wall sits. 15 PAX, 3 rounds…it all just kind of fell into place today. Must’ve been destiny.

We were headed to Cardiac when Eagle Eye Hands spotted our little striped friend waiting to ruin our week. Skunks do not keep us from Cardiac. We took a more scenic route. Up Cardiac just one time, and back to the AO.

MARY:
Who has time for Mary when Jack Webb visits?
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 men and one uppity skunk.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
For a man turning a year older, an excerpt from Wendell Berry: “Every day you have less reason not to give yourself away.”
MOLESKIN:
Deep thanks to all the men of F3 for Qing us and for showing up every morning. What a great gift.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Maybe only young guys should take birthday Qs.

2019 Memorial Day Convergence – 21 Guns

THE SCENE
67 and Clear

Welcome and Disclaimer

 

THE THANG
COP
SSH x21 (Silent cadence)
Merkins x15 4ct IC
Imperial Walkers x21 4ct IC
Baby Arm Circles Fwd x12 4ct IC
High Knees x15 IC
Burpees x5 OYO
Diagonal Lunges x15 4ct IC

Circle up for explanation of first routine

 

AMRAP 21
AMRAP in 21 minutes, alternating 21 and 15 reps, for the 15M projected veterans living in the US.

– 15 Burpees (at the flag pole facing the flag pole)
– Run to Merkin station
– 21 Merkins (corner of parking lot)
– Lunge to CMU station
– 15 CMU Over Head Presses (corner of parking lot)
– Bear Crawl to Flutter Kick station
– 21 4ct Flutter Kicks (corner of parking lot)
– Run to Box Jump station
– 15 Box Jumps (in the playground area)
– Run to Table Row station
– 21 Table Rows (on picnic tables under the covered area)
– Run to Burpee station

Mosey to front of Lakeshore Park, Freedom Hill (formally known as Everest)

 

Freedom Hill
Gather at the base of Everest.  We will do 6, 1-minute rounds in a pyramid fashion.  After each round, run up the hill to the tree (app 45 yards) and do a burpee corresponding to the round you are on.

R1: Dry Docks
R2: Dry Docks, Narrow Squats
R3: Dry Docks, Narrow Squats, Freddy Mercury
R4: Freddy Mercury, Narrow Squats, Dry Docks
R5: Freddy Mercury, Narrow Squats
R6: Freddy Mercury

Total burpees = 21

Mosey to Veteran’s Cemetery

 

COT / BOM
Quote from Tecumseh
“So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide.

Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none.

When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision.

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.”

 

Count Off – 57 PAX including 1 FNG, Welcome Flash Back!

 

Introducing the Iron Cheatsheet

THE SCENE: Upper 60s and muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 25; This n That; Cherry Pickers x10; Imperial Squat Walkers x 25

Go to the baseline: karaoke to the other side; karaoke back; high skip, jog back; butt kickers.
THA-THANG:
1.  Grab a CMU from the pile and carry to bottom of the hill;

2.  25s:  20 Iron Cheatsheets (Iron Mikes and moving CMU in time back and forth off chest), run hill, 5 squat jumps.  Back down hill for 15 ICs, up hill for 10 SJs, etc. until done

3.  Mosey to back parking lot.  10 merkins transitioning immediately into a sprint for the distance of the parking lot, transitioning immediately to 10 burpees.  Recovery mosey back to the start.  Repeat 2 more times.

4.  Mosey to Pavalon for 25s:  Table rows and calf raises (4ct)

Mosey back to AO for:

MARY:
Grab your CMU and on your 6.  Modified Ring of Fire.  PAX takes turn doing 5 Am. Hammers with CMU (4ct) around the circle.  When not doing AHs, PAX to assume “boat” position, holding CMU so it doesn’t touch body.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Jesus teaches us that we are to love even our enemies. “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven” Matthew 5:43-45.  This is as much for us as it is for those who do us harm.  Hate is a poison.  But it’s not easy.  God knows that.  We just have to keep trying to be better so we can bring glory to Him.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Rusty and his wife, Cheatsheet’s family, especially his Mom, and Pusher’s family and Mom.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Forgot to mention this, but in case you read it before Memorial Day, don’t forget about the convergence at 5:30 for an hour, with a focus on remembering our fallen soldiers who made the ultimate sacrifice so we could have F3.

Ten Star Territory

THE SCENE: Upper 80’s, sunny but with a breeze
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA

20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Burpees, Plank Stretches, Cherry Pickers, 30 Second Squat, Little of This and That
THA-THANG:
Mosey toward stop sign at southeast corner of Admin Bldg.  20 Merkins, 20 Big Boys, 20 Hello Dollies.

Mosey to entrance gate at Northshore.  Go down hill to south of the road where there is a large tree.  20 Merkins, 20 Big Boys, 20 Hello Dollies.

Mosey to cones just southwest of the large tree.

  • Cone 1:  10 Shoulder Taps where both arms = 1.  Bernie Sanders to Cone 2
  • Cone 2:  20 Jump Squats.  Bear crawl to Cone 3.
  • Cone 3:  20 American Hammers.  Sprint to Cone 4
  • Cone 4:  30 Baby Crunches.  Bear crawl to Cone 1

Mosey to Area 51.  We will run uphill stopping to 3 Burpees at cement patch, big tree, water pump, and beginning of final hill that goes up to roadway just south of the admin bldg.  We will stop at large tree.  We will then do 20 Merkins, 20 Big Boys and 20 Hello Dollies.

Mosey on roadway to the admin bldg parking lot.  Then mosey to front steps of admin bldg.  We will do 25 regular shin lifts, 25 bow legged shin lifts and 25 pigeon-toed shin lifts.  We will then do 20 Merkins, 20 Big Boys and 20 Hello Dollies.

Mosey to small wall across from Admin Bldg parking lot.  We will split into teams of two men each.  Partner one will do exercises while partner two goes to wall to do exercise and then comes back.  Partners then switch to do the other exercise.  There will be three runs to the wall by each partner.  Here are the exercises:

At start of the run:  1. baby crunches 2. flutter kicks, 3. buzz saws.

At small wall:  1. bench lifts 2. incline merkins 3. bench lifts again

To get from the start of the run to the wall and then back, we will go by the following methods:  1.  Bear crawl  2.  Duck walk  3.  Backwards Lunge

Mosey to AO.

MARY:
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COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In the summers before each of my first two years of college I worked for a company out of Nashville, Tennessee called the Southwestern Book Company.  College age kids were recruited from all parts of the United States for the job of selling books door to door.  Pay was pure commission.  We received one week of training at a hotel in Nashville and then were sent in teams to somewhere in the United States.  I spent my first summer near Jackson, Alabama and the second summer near Madisonville, Kentucky.  I made a fairly good profit for a college kid but the work was long and difficult.  I usually knocked on my first door at 8 am and left my last house after 9:30 pm.  There were both positive and negative aspects of the job.  One positive was learning some good life lessons.  One of the positive phrases we learned was that “when the going gets tough the tough get going.”  Hand-in-hand with that phrase, we also learned to appreciate what our sales trainers dubbed “TEN STAR TERRITORY.”

If you were working in an area or neighborhood that was just plain awful, you were working in Ten Star Territory. These were the areas where people slammed doors in your faces, where they called their neighbors to warn them you were coming, where jealous husbands drove by you asking what the hell you had done earlier that day with their wives in their house, where savage dogs were tackling you and biting your clothes off, where police officers were questioning what kind of scheme you were trying to perpetrate in their friendly town.  I remember calling my sales manager, Chuck Blackburn back at corporate headquarters in Nashville, to let him know that people were warning me not to go into a specific area in Jackson County, Alabama because “Cajuns” lived there, were untrustworthy, might rob me, and didn’t have enough money to buy books anyway.  I heard Chuck laughing on the phone and then telling me, “Heck John Neece, my mother is Cajun! (I knew he was jibbing at me but what could I do).  He then said, “Why John, you should consider it an honor to work in Cajun Country – it’s Ten Star Territory!”  We were also taught by our sales managers to disarm the negative comments coming from potential customers.  For example, if a person were to ask at the door, “Are you one of those SALESMEN?” we might answer, Why I most certainly am, you don’t shoot them do you Mr. Jones, tee hee hee.”  That made people laugh and got me into many a door.  One time, however, the beer-gutted man whom I replied to grunted, “I sure do shoot salesmen and I’m gonna get my gun right now.”  I high-tailed it to the nearest pay phone (no cell phones in those days) and called Chuck Blackburn.  His reply to my anxious words of consternation:  “Congratulations John, you are in ten star territory!”  He also told me to call the police if the fellow came after me.

I bring this up because as High Impact Men, we will often find ourselves in Ten Star Territory.  At your marketing job, you may face weeks, months, where no one is interested in your product.  As a doctor, you may face hard times where every patient you see is presenting to you multiple sets of who knows what kinds of health issues when you have six patients per hour to see on your caseload and you stayed up until midnight the previous night completing all kinds of charts.  As a manager you may be facing pressure to fill multiple positions for your company when you have multiple employees wanting to leave because upper level management is not paying any of you enough.  As a parent you may be at a loss for why your child is behaving a certain way when everything you have taught her would lead her away from that type of behavior.  We can complain and bemoan our state.  In fact, it may be helpful to do this with a friend or F3 brother because life IS hard and sometimes we need to talk about it.  But we can also work on our attitudes.  We can tell ourselves that we are in TEN STAR TERRITORY.  We can remind ourselves that difficult tasks, like difficult exercises in F3, help us to grow into stronger men.  When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

I also bring this up in a faith-related BOM because we sometimes feel like our belief in God should protect us from difficulties, that God should keep the true believer out of harm’s way.  The Godly life, however, is not one of avoiding danger and pain.  Let’s look at the apostle Paul.  He is the primary Christian responsible for spreading the gospel of the early Christian church.  Look what happened to him in the very towns and provinces where he spread the gospel.  He was often chased out of town and sometimes beaten badly by those who chased him. Yet, he would revisit those towns.  People became believers and Christianity rapidly spread.  Paul persisted.  We as HIMs must also persist.  We may not always be greeted in friendly manners.  We may meet up with overwhelming challenges.  But we must keep the faith and push on.  And, it may help us to know that Christ Himself lived, taught, loved, and died FOR US in TEN STAR TERRITORY.

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