F3 Knoxville

Category: Asylum AM

Founding AO

Barney’s Beatdown

THE SCENE 43 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Cherry Picker x 15 IC
Arm Circles F&R x 11 IC
Skyhawk Merkin x 15 IC
Hillbilly Walker x 15 IC

Triple Threat on the Main Lot
Barney has 3 Friends – BJ, Baby Bop, and Riff. Riff is the Runner, Baby Bop is doing Little Baby Crunches, BJ is doing Merkins.  Riff runs and relieves  Baby Bop who is doing LBCs.  Baby Bop changes to Riff and runs back to relieve BJ and starts doing Merkins.  Rinse and Repeat x 3-4.

Mosey to side lot

BOMBS
Barney has another friend called Dora:  BOMBS – with a partner:
40 Burpees
80 Overhead Claps
120 Merkins
160 Big Boy Sit ups
200 Squats

Mosey to Playground

11s
Derkin and Box Jumps OYO
Big Boys when finished.

Mosey back to SP

Quick Lap
Sideways cross over run (karaoke) along 1st side, 5 burpees in corner
backwards run along 2nd side, 5 Squat Jacks
Sideways cross over run (karaoke) along 3rd side, 5 burpees in corner
backwards run along 4th side, 5 Squat Jacks

MARY
Rosalitas (Vertical Dollys) x 15 IC
Boat Canoe OQ
Pickle Pounders x 15 IC

COT
CountORama // NameORama

BOM
I have been thinking quite a bit about being a good steward of what God has provided.  God owns everything – (Psalm 24:1-2).  The earth is the LORD’s, and everything in it, the world, and all who are in it.  Accept what you have – (1 Timothy 6:7-8) Basically this verse says you come into the world with nothing and leave with nothing.  Seek first His Kingdom, and submit your requests to Him – (Matthew 6:33) But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.

Guys, realize that we are here to simply manage what is already His.  We need to seek out his kingdom, his righteousness and aim to use what he has blessed us with for His glory rather than our own.

Monday Madness

THE SCENE 52 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Side Straddle Hop X 30
Imperial Squat Walkers x 20
Merkins X 15
Little baby arm circles Front x 10 and back x 10
Mountain Climbers x 20

Mosey to bottom Coupon pile for CMU the to the top of Cardiac Hill

Cardiac CMU Circuits
Top 20 rows then run to the bottom of Cardiac Hill.
At the bottom, begin the following circuit
Bottom- 10 Mercans
1st Corner – 10 Decline Mercans
2nd Corner –10 wide mercans
Top – 20 Rows
Run to bottom, rinse and repeat

Mosey back to SP

Burpee Dan’s
4 Burpee : 4 lunges across lot.
Down to touch the fence and back up in reverse sprint back to start
3 burpees : 4 lunges back to starting position.
Down to touch the fence and back up in reverse sprint back to start
2 burpees : 4 lunges back to starting position.
Down to touch the fence and back up in reverse sprint back to start
1 burpees : 4 lunges back to starting position.
Down to touch the fence and back up in reverse sprint back to start

Wagon wheel around the parking lot until everyone finishes, then circle up for MARY.

MARY
Flutter Kicks x 20
Hello Dolly x 35

COT
Number off and Name O Rama

BOM
We have two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.

Moleskin: Heavy mumble chatter to start off the day with several just in time arrivals to haul their CMU to the top of Cardiac Hill.  Good to see Fannie May, Doogie, and Jump around back out.  They did not miss a beat!

Escape the Asylum

THE SCENE 43 and clear

F3 Welcome & Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Burpees x10 OYO
Burpees x9 OYO
Squats x20 IC
Windmill Merkins x10 each arm IC
4ct Baby Arm Circles Forward x12 IC
4ct Baby Arm Circles Forward x12 IC
Diagonal Lunges x12 each leg IC

Mosey to open field on the other side of the Asylum (SP2).

Task Master
Split the group in to two teams. Each team has a task card. As a team they must complete each task in order as it appears on the list. Teams must move around the AO together completing the tasks with team weight (60# sandbag).

Task Card 1

  1. Perform 20 star jumps and 20 wide merkins where you are right now.
  2. Run to the stairs in front of the asylum and complete 8 stair runs (up and down is one rep, touch each step…no skipping) two at a time while rest of team planks. Switch until all are done. When everyone is done do 20 diamond merkins together
  3. Run to the other side of the asylum, the area known as the “basement.” Use the CUMs to complete 2 rounds of 20 curls, 20 4ct American hammers, 15 squat presses.
  4. Run to the trail at the bottom of Everest and complete 15 burpees, 40 BBS and 30 lunges (each leg is one rep).
  5. Run to the entrance of the park (Northshore entrance, not the one across from the cemetery) and complete 15 4ct shoulder taps, 40 merkins, 15 lunge jumps (both legs count as 1 rep), 20 4ct flutter kicks in the grass.
  6. Run to the open area to the right of the road and complete 4x 10 high knees + 2 tuck jumps, 20 Superman swims.
  7. Run to the hill and complete 7s of side lunges (both legs count as 1 rep) and 8ct body builders (start with 1 rep at the base and 6 at the top)
  8. Run to the field in front of the asylum and complete 40 smurf jacks (single count), 25 Dry Docks and 40 LBCs.
  9. Return to SP2

Task Card 2 (everything in task card 1 just in the opposite order after Task 1)

Mosey back to the SP1

MARY
Hello Dolly – x20 IC
Flutter Kicks – x20 IC

COT
Number off and Name-O-Rama

BOM
“Spiritual warfare is not fighting darkness to restore wholeness.  It is fighting darkness to release virtue.” Larry Crabb

“Do not be overcome with evil, but overcome evil with good.” Rom. 12:21

Understanding that our world is marked conflict and struggle impacts our understanding and experience of the world.  For example:

  • When we find ourselves experiencing hard times we don’t need to be blindsided…it is normal. This world isn’t as it should be.
  • The good that is in the world is worth fighting for!
    • The love of a spouse
    • The love of our kids
    • The innocence of children
    • Relief and of the oppressed
    • The preservation of what is good, right and lovely.
  • The importance of vigilance and “training in righteousness!”
    • Not perfection, simply doing what’s right.

We have another compelling reason to lock shields with other like-minded men. Despite what we see in movies and on TV, men don’t survive war alone…they survive and thrive within a team…within a TRIBE.

F3 Crossfit Games 2016

THE SCENE – 67 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Michael Phelps x10
Imperial Walker x10
SSH x25

Mosey to base of hill.

Bear crawl up.
Sundials at the top until everyone gets there.
Mosey to STOP sign. (Turn Left)
Merkins x25
Sprint to speed humps.
Carolina Dry Docks until everyone gets there
Lunge x25/leg
Mosey to STOP sign
Burpee + frog hop x10
Sprint to next light pole
BBSups x30
PICK UP CMU and Mosey back to main parking lot.

Grab thy CMU. Do reps OYO for 20 seconds. During the rest, carry CMU 10 yds.
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Derkin
(20sec work/10sec Rest) lat row
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Shoulder press
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Bicep curl
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Tricep dip

Mosey back

Perform reps at each line. Sprint between lines. Mosey back. Do each round for 2 minutes.
Round 1: 10 Squats at each line
Round 2: 10 Jump squats at each line

Grab thy CMU. Do reps OYO for 20 seconds. During the rest, carry CMU 10 yds.
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Clean/Press
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Push-up
(20sec work/10sec Rest) LBSup
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Burpee

Mosey back

Lunge w/ CMU overhead length of parking lot
Hello Dollies x25

Return CMUs to pile

One final, all-out sprint to the top of the hill. Recover back down to AO and circle up.

COT
CountORama // NameORama

BOM
Announcements:
1. Christian Brother’s Car Service (is that right?) is doing free oil changes for single moms this Saturday.
2. Contact G-6 if you need to hire a logistics guy. (In fact, contact G6 if you need to hire anyone. I can almost guarantee he knows someone.)

YHC didn’t have much else to share, mainly because I was trying really hard not to puke. What I did share, was something like:  It’s an honor to work so hard with this PAX. Keep giving back. We need more men to step up to Q. As we approach the one-year mark of F3 Knoxville, continue looking for new ways to share the love and connect other men to this incredible thing we’ve been given.

Little Mosey…Lot of Pain

THE SCENE 63 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Twist and Pivot X 40
Imperial Squat Walkers X 20
Baby Arm Circles x 20 each way
180 Squat Jump x 20
Shoulder Tap Merkins X 15

Field of Dreams
1s 1st corner – AMRAP Squats until relieved.
2s 2nd corner – AMRAP Mercans until relieved.
3s 3rd corner – AMRAP Big Boy sit-ups until relieved.
4s at Home Plate (4th cone) will perform 15 Burpees then run to First, relieving the Pax there

Burp Back Mountain
The exercise is then performed by pairing up with one person proceeding to run backward up the hill/forward down the hill 5X while the other person is performing burpees. The individuals continue to alternate running with burpees until 100 total burpees are completed. When finished, pax continue to run hills until entire pax completes.

Mosey to pavilion

The Pull up Run
10 Pull ups, 25 Rows, 25 Mercans x 3

Mosey back to SP

HANDS OF TIME
Q starts the PAX, legs up at 90 degrees, hands under your rear. One PAX at a time in a wave like motion- Each PAX counts off aloud as they drop and hold 1,2,3, etc around the circle until finished.  Drop straightened legs to 10 degrees and hold until a full revolution has been made (as the second hands would move around a clock) then return to 90 degrees and repeat until smoked!

COT
Number Off and Name-O-Rama

BOM
Complacency – Sometimes when we get in a routine we can find ourselves being complacent or taking things for granted.  It required almost maximum daily effort to keep growing physically, spiritually, and in relationships. Lately I feel like I have found myself be complacent as a parent.   I have a plan for my physical growth(F3), a plan for my spiritual growth (quite times), a plan for my marriage growth (date night etc.), and a plan a t work.  I have realized that I spend lots of time with my kids but they are going to be gone soon and there is so much I want to share with them.  I have realized I need to develop a plan and be intentional with my kids. My challenge to you is to look at your life this week and seek out ways that you can be less complacent and more intentional.