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The Importance of Battle Buddies

THE SCENE: 60s…warm

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Merkins IC x10
  • Tempo Squats IC x10
  • SSH IC x 20
  • This/that/these/those/Michael Phelps

THA-THANG:

  1. Grab a battle buddy & mosey to the tennis court
    • DORA:  100 Burpee, 100 Iron Mike, 100 Big Boy Situps
    • Running partner bear crawl forward across the court & crawl bear back
  2. Mosey to hockey rink – keep your battle buddy
    • DORA:  100 Merkin, 100 Squats, 100 Little Baby Crunches
    • Running partner runs to the other side of the rink & back, stopping for 2 burpees each time they cross the center line
  3. Mosey to Pee Rocks – same battle buddy
    • DORA:  100 Curls, 100 Overhead Press, 100 Tricep Press
    • Running partner runs to the grass & back

MARY:

  • Box cutters x 25
  • Freddie Mercury x 25

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 total:  Ratchet, Onesie, Respect, Frosty, La-Z-Boy, Shooter, Tweet-E, Bowflex, I-Beam, High Heels, Sparky, Squirt, Flute Loop, Toto, Abacus, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Proverbs 13:20 – Walk with the wise and become wise, for a companion of fools suffers harm.

Who are you walking with?  Who are you spending time with?  The proverb isn’t saying you always have to be with people who are smarter than you….it says to associate with those who are wise.  These are people who are seeking Christ in their life.  These are people who lift you up and edify you, rather than tear you down.  These are people who are honest enough to tell you when you’re wrong.  So….who are you surrounding yourself with?

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill is 2 days away.  Pray for safety for the teams and for a good time to be had by all.

A Thumb on the Scale

THE SCENE: 68, clear, and smelling sweetly of honeysuckles.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
25x SSH IC
10x Hindurkins IC
Outhouse Run
8x Al Gore Tuck Jump
15x 4ct Crab Kicks

THA-THANG:
Mosey up to the upper parking lot at the top of Baby Everest.
A balance is set up there, so fill one side with some number of stones.
Gather at the bottom of the hill, each man does 15 reps of one exercise, then takes one stone up the hill to the balance, then mosey down the long way.
Once the balance tips, all the PAX move on to the next exercise.

Exercises:
Merkins
Star Jacks
Decline Dry Docks
4-ct Mountain climbers
4-ct Hello Dolly
Burpees! (10 instead of 15)

MARY:
10x 4ct LBC
15x 4ct Left/Right LBC
25x 4ct Flutter Kicks.
15x 4ct Monkey Humpers
Just a few seconds of shoulder taps to close it out.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8x HIMs this morning
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In life, we have a lot of things that we have to try to keep in balance.  Work/home, food/exercise, cost/benefit, etc.  But there’s one area in which, there’s no way to pile enough on one side to balance the other, and that’s the sin/righteousness balance.  No matter how much good we try to do, there’s nothing we can do in our own strength to tip that balance in our favor.  Titus 3:5 says, “Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost”.  He put His thumb on the scale when he sent His Son to take the penalty for our sin through His death.
MOLESKIN:
My precision calculation of the number of stones to put in the balance ended up a little high.  But that’s OK, as someone decided to accelerate the filling of the other side by a bit.  Ended up adding burpees at the end, so it all worked for the best!.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill is THIS WEEKEND!  Can’t wait!  .

Tenzies

THE SCENE: Warm about 70 degrees. Pollen is everywhere.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH X20, 10 odd count merkins, 5 Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:
Do 10 of each exercise at each cone along the big loop.

  • Inch worms
  • Smurf jacks
  • One arm up planks
  • diamond mericans
  • 10 sec one legged stands
  • Run to top of hill at restaurant
  • Burpees
  • Squats
  • Reg mericans
  • squat jumps
  • wide mericans
  • bobby hurleys
  • iron mikes
  • shoulder tap mericans
  • lunges

Flutter kicks x 30 till 6 joins then Mosey to AO
MARY:
Ring of fire-leg lifts x3
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
19 in attendance
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about example of doing a mud race with my wife and being too self centered and wanting to run it and do it fast. My wife is not in the shape I’m in and really struggled. I got irritated and she could sense it and along with the fact we got there late and she hates the shape that she is in, ended up having a small panic attack. It litterly took that for my dumb ass to figure out that the day was not about me running a race but about spending time with my wife and the mother of my children.

so…..when you spend time with your family, BE THERE for them mentally as well.
MOLESKIN:
Good chatter this morning and some new guys are adding some good energy to the PAX
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill, prayers for Tanks wife

Fear the Lord

THE SCENE:

68 and clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Quick mosie around the outhouse

SSH x20 IC
Cherry Pickers x10 IC
Some o’ this, Some o’ that
THA-THANG:

Tre UP! Get a CMU and a pair of rocks

FEAR THE LORD (Dora Exercise)

Partner 1: rock/CMU exercise

Partner 2: run to the hill

Partner 3: Hill exercise

Rock exercises: 200 total each

Flys (2 rocks)
External rotation curls (2 rocks)
ABCs (Alphabet x6)
Rows (big rock)

Tricep extensions
Hello Dolly
Elf on the shelf (lift, reach across overhead)

Lazy Boy Curls (palm up grip)
Overhead Press
Reverse crunches
Dry docks

Hill exercises: 20 each
Wide Merkins
Imperial Walkers
Squats
Derkins
OPP (one armed pickle pounder)
Mountie Squats (toes out)

MARY:
Didn’t we do enough during the beatdown?
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Tank,  shooter, Tweety, Bowflex, Butters, Frosty, Bartman, Farva, Fluteloop, I-beam, Respect, Snitch, Wagon Wheel, Booger, Laettner,  Abacus, Detention, Woodshack, Deadhead, Ribbed, Podium, LA-Z-Boy, Waxjob, Smoker
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I have a colleague w/ wisdom and maturity issues. Started praying about him, and then for him to develop more maturity and wisdom. God chuckled at me. “It takes one to know one, my boy! Don’t you remember when this was you?”

Immediately I had the words of Proverbs 9 in my head. The fear of the Lord is the BEGINNING of wisdom.

I do remember, because it wasn’t too long ago and I consistently fail in these same things. The fear of the Lord is the BEGINNING of wisdom.

I don’t know where the end is, but the beginning of wisdom is fearing the Lord. This isn’t about being terrified or feeling guilt and shame for our wrong doing. This is about recognizing the natural order of things and in whose world we are living. Recognizing whose children we interact with every day and just how much He loves us…AND them! We are loved as sons, but we bear the responsibility to carry that name!

We all think we’re football experts. We’ll talk for hours about what needs to change. We’ll tweet endlessly, and even call into radio shows to second guess decisions. But none of us would walk into Jeremy Pruitt’s office and presume to tell him what he needs to do or how he could do it better. Why? ‘cuz that’s his world and we KNOW we don’t belong in charge of it.

Apply the same to God. You are not in control of half of what you think you are, and you mismanage most of what you are in control when you do it under your own steam. Recognize whose you are and in whose land you live…change that perspective and you’ll see some new wisdom come your way.

“The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, and the knowledge of the Holy One is insight. For by me your days will be multiplied, and years will be added to your life. If you are wise, you are wise for yourself; if you scoff, you alone will bear it.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭9:10-12‬ ‭ESV‬‬
http://bible.com/59/pro.9.10-12.esv MOLESKIN:
This was a tough workout, but a pretty fun one. Lots of mumble chatter and sore muscles. I was proud of the men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill registration is full!

Blimps

THE SCENE: BEAUTIFUL
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH

Cherry Pickers

Rockets

Mosey around outhouse
THA-THANG:
Mosey to track around soccer fields.  Do a BLIMPS then run a lap around the track repeat 4 times

B – Burpees x 5

L – Lunges x 10 each leg

I – Imperial Walkers x 15 each side

M – Merkins x 20

P – Plank Jacks x 25 single count

S – Squats x 30

Mosey to parking lot at skate rink for more BLIMPS.  5 reps for all exercises

B then run to end of parking lot (75 yards?), L then run back

I, run to end, M run back

P, run to end, S run back

Mosey to AO

MARY:
Ratchet – Elbow Dolley

Crossbar – Boat/ Canoe
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Lone Wolfe, Squirter (FNG), Farva (FNG)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be enthusiastic in whatever you are doing

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill May 19th