F3 Knoxville

Category: JUCO

Slick Bernie

THE SCENE: Mid-30s and clear.  Perfect beatdown weather.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Tha zero burpee warmup:
-Zero Burpees OYO
-25x SSH IC
-2x Burpees OYO
-15x TN Rocking Chairs IC
-4x Burpees OYO
-30x Mountain Climbers IC (10x standard, 10x hands as far fwd as possible, 10x hands as far back as possible)
-6x Burpees OYO
-8x Cossack Squats each leg
-8x Burpees OYO
-20x 4-ct Monkey Humpers IC
-10x Burpees OYO
THA-THANG:
Mosey over behind the maintenance building
-10x on-the-wall pullups
-Circle up with CMU for Pass-The-CMU BBS
-30x curls

Put back CMUs. Then look at Weinke.
Pick up 2 CMUs each for Rock the Block Merkins:
-Plank up on 2 landscaping CMUs.
-Do 1 Merkin.
-While holding plank, Q calls direction to rock the CMUs by 90° (Fwd, Back, In, Out), then another Merkin.
-R&R until groans from PAX reach sufficient volume

Put back CMUs for realz this time.

Mosey down the road a little ways to the hill
Partner up for Dora 1-2-3 (Merkins, Squats, SSH)
Bernie up the hill, Bear Crawl down.
Except the hill is really slick from frost! Nix the Bear Crawl after the first attempt. Too hazardous.

Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Just enough time for a couple rounds of Row Your Boat, then cash out with AMRAP merkins for 30s or so
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 PAX today, including FNG Cubby!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do the hard thing.  Hard things come up frequently in life.  Sometimes we look for an easy way around it.  Sometimes we avoid it or put it off.  Don’t do that.  Just like you tackle those 30 burpees in a beatdown, take on the hard thing head-on, and do it with all your might!
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up for Hardship Hill OCR Relay!  If you need a team, just post on GroupMe.  You’ll get recruited quick!

https://www.active.com/kingston-tn/running/distance-running-races/hardship-hill-2018

Hydro Plow

THE SCENE: A bit damp with 100% chance of downpoor
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH 4c 25  Dancing bear merkins 4c 10 Cherry Pickers 10 Tempo Squats 10 Hill Billy Squat Walkers 15
THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to stairs, @ bottom of stairs 20 merkins 20 dips 30 squats. Crawl Bear up steps. @ top of steps, 5 Burpees over the rope. Rinse & Repeat.
  • Mosey to the wall.  Wall squat while passing a coupon. Once coupon gets to the end of the line that HIM sprints up steps returns to the end of the line.  Took up to much time so we cut it short.
  • Mosey/ Jail Break?.. To the parking lot. With groups of 3, @ one end SSH @ the other end Leg lifts. In the middle slide 45lbs or 35lbs plate from one end to the other alternating end workouts.
  • are
  • handy.

MARY:
Metronome and Ring -O- Fire
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Know the difference in an “Excuse and a Reason”.  The PAX is the what makes F3 what it is.  Without the HIMS F3 does not exist.  We make a decision to get out and live in the gloom.  If we don’t make it to a work out, ask yourself if you have a reason or an excuse.  A reason would be work or an injury or sick etc.  An excuse is sleeping,  “Man I just don’t have time”etc.  This holds true with life decisions as well.  If you decide you want to make a change or want to get a new job that you know is better or what ever the case may be and you convince yourself you can’t…… Think for a moment.  Do I have a reason or am I making an excuse?

Quotes:

” Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, ‘I will try again tomorrow.”   – Marry Anne Radmacher

“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go,instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

” I want to be used up when I die.”  – George Bernard Shaw

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill   May 19th

Wagon Wheel

THE SCENE: Clear and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

• Windmills Forward X 10 (4 CT)
• Windmills Backward X 10 (4 CT)
• Michael Phelps X 10 (IC) 4 CT
• Quad Stretch x 10 (L&R) IC
• Tempo Squats x 10 (3 CT) IC
• Tempo Mercan x 10 IC (3 CT)
• Toe touches – 30 seconds
• Big boys sit-ups x 10 OYO

THA-THANG:

Wagon Wheel

Set up a series of cones in the shape of a wagon wheel. Each PAX starts in the center and then runs down a “spoke” to the edge, does the exercise for 26 reps, then runs back to the center. Moving clockwise around the wheel, PAX was challenged to get as manny spokes as possible in 30 min.

Spokes

  • American Hammers
  • Burpees
  • Crunches
  • Diamond push-up
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Carolina Dry-docks
  • Squats
  • Hand release push-up

MARY:

Hello Dolly
Flutter Kicks
Superman Swimmers
Box Cutters

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Exodus 20:3-5

3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Filthy Fifty Golf

THE SCENE: 50 degrees with a little rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

1 Minute of Jumping Jacks

1 Minute of Lunges

1 Minute of Burpees

1 Minute of Side-2-side Lunges

1 Min of Squats

THA-THANG:

Mosey across campus to the pond.  We did exercises at every tee-off pad (disc golf) around the pond.  If you complete the reps before the whole team then you run back to the last tee-off pad and run back once the last person is finished and lets the rest of the PAX know to return.  Together, we ran to the next tee.

TEE-OFF PAD Exercises:

Legs: 50 Box jumps (on picnic tables)

Arms: 50 Push Ups (Merkins)

Core: 50 Cross Toe Touch V-Up

Legs: 50 Lunges

Arms: 50 Pike Push -Ups (Dri-Docks)

Core: 50 Knees to elbows

Mosey back to the AO.

50 Decline Push-ups (Derkins)

50 Step-ups on light poles

MARY: Built into the workout.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA Bartman, Booster, Neutron, Scrum, Snaggletooth and Trolley
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Surrender / Testimony:

Rev 20:4 I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony about Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

I shared my personal testimony about my youth, teenage and young adult years. An invitation to church from a coworker where we had communion changed my life. I went to seminary, met my wife and decided Knoxville would be a great place to raise a family.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: THIRD F EVENT at The Outlook (716 20th St, Knoxville, 37916) located behind Stephanos on the UT Strip at 8:30 am. this Saturday, March 24

Cripples

THE SCENE: ColdWetDark

WARM-O-RAMA:
Baby Arm Circles

Merkins IC

THA-THANG:

Had some serious modifications as 2/3 of the group were injured

Lunged in between medians with increasing reps of merkins up to ~8

Decided to try something else

Proceeded to do

3x

30 Dips

1 min superman swims

Core exercises (Flutter kicks, Box Cutters, Hello Dollys)

Found another spot

2x

Seated pullups

1 min superman swims

Core exercises

Limped back to the AO

 

MARY:
Rotated between calf raises and ruck sack curls
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Neutron Booster Shooter
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Currently, there is a great deal of uncertainty in the world. Much of it is pessimistic. I thought I could shed some light with the BOM. According to my statistics, the world right now may be the best it has ever been. Steven Pinker just released his book Enlightenment Now: The Case for Reason, Science, Humanism, and Progress. If you do not want to read it you can check out this link- http://humanprogress.org/blog/the-worlds-getting-better-all-the-time

 

The web page cites significant improvements made in 2017.

Despite all the doom and gloom we should remind ourselves that we seem to be doing fairly well for ourselves. In other words, doing the right things has positive results in the world.

 

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill- When you sign up, join any team. We can sort all that out later.