F3 Knoxville

Category: JUCO

Joyous Ascent of Mt. Jucomanjaro

THE SCENE: Cold bodies but warm hearts.  Hopefully the last morning of freezing temps for a while…
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers
  • Hairy Rockettes
  • Motivators (sort of…)
  • Baby arm circles

THA-THANG:
Our joyous group of HIMs dutifully followed Data to the base of Jucomanjaro via a wrong turn.  Data doesn’t know how to lead a Q well but does know how to search Google.  A 2019 back-blast by Spotter (that’s what you get for posting these 🙂 led to us pairing up for the following:

  • One HIM performs 10xMerkins, 10xSquats, 10xLBC while the other HIM bear crawls up JUCOmanjaro.
  • HIM performing exercises sprints to catch the bear and they swap places.

Upon summit, we mosey’d back down to JUCO.  Data still didn’t know how to lead a Q, so he turned to YouTube for motivation.  As a result, we enjoyed 30 seconds each of the following:

  • Ratchet squats
  • Shoulder tap Carolina dry docks
  • Power ups
  • Pounding trunk lifts
  • Bridge & reach overs
  • Crab rockettes
  • Swimming supermans
  • Merkin toe taps
  • Imperial walkers

MARY:
Once at the flag, there was still time for a few squat burpees and hello dollies.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Similar to the Olympics, the Isthmian games were held in Corinth every 2 years.  We think the apostle Paul was there for the games in AD51.  Who knows, he might have been a sports fan.  Here are some athletic allusions he used when writing to first century churches:

1 Cor 9: 24 Don’t you realize that in a race everyone runs, but only one person gets the prize? So run to win! 25 All athletes are disciplined in their training. They do it to win a prize that will fade away, but we do it for an eternal prize. 26 So I run with purpose in every step. I am not just shadowboxing. 27 I discipline my body like an athlete, training it to do what it should. Otherwise, I fear that after preaching to others I myself might be disqualified.

Phil 3: 12 I don’t mean to say that I have already achieved these things or that I have already reached perfection. But I press on to possess that perfection for which Christ Jesus first possessed me. 13 No, dear brothers and sisters, I have not achieved it, but I focus on this one thing: Forgetting the past and looking forward to what lies ahead, 14 I press on to reach the end of the race and receive the heavenly prize for which God, through Christ Jesus, is calling us.

1 Tim 4: 6 If you explain these things to the brothers and sisters, Timothy, you will be a worthy servant of Christ Jesus, one who is nourished by the message of faith and the good teaching you have followed. 7 Do not waste time arguing over godless ideas and old wives’ tales. Instead, train yourself to be godly. 8 “Physical training is good, but training for godliness is much better, promising benefits in this life and in the life to come.” 9 This is a trustworthy saying, and everyone should accept it. 10 This is why we work hard and continue to struggle, for our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers.

The Christian life is disciplined, committed, thinking, and worthwhile.  (Special gratitude to Mark Smith, preacher at Laurel church of Christ for the Isthmian games history.)

Blimps and Politics

THE SCENE: rain, wind, and mid-40s at JUCO.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 SSH, plank jacks, tempo merkins, tempo squats
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the court yard area. We will use the four corners including the road and the far side walk of the court yard area. The workout:  Hindenburg BLIMPS. Perform exercise at corner #1, sprint to corner #2, perform exercise. Sprint to corner #3 perform exercise. Then to corner #4, exercise and then back to corner #1. Plank it up until all have finished. That’s one round. Round 1 – 10 Burpees; Round 2 – 20 Lunges; Round 3 – 30 Imperial Walkers; Round 4- 40 Merkins; Round 5 – 50 Plank Jacks; Round 6 – 60 Squats.

We chose an audible this morning after 120 merkins and did three corners of plank jacks. Then , we headed to the pull-up bars and did two rounds of 25 squats and 5 pullups.

Mosey back to the flag.

MARY:
No time.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 had fun in the rain and wind.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I want to share some thoughts on a topic that is much debated: our political leaders. We all have our ideas of the right way to run this country. In the last couple of years, there seems to have been even more divisive opnions than ever, if that is possible. Opinions about shut downs, masks, and vaccinations have caused so many arguments and ill feelings. Yet, it seems to be almost all that some talk about. Here is a question to consider. Is it right to bash political leaders for their decisions? Part of the answer to that question lies within another. Does doing so reflect Christ in our lives?

Romans 13:1‭-‬2 NASB1995

“Every person is to be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those which exist are established by God. Therefore whoever resists authority has opposed the ordinance of God; and they who have opposed will receive condemnation upon themselves.”

What does this passage say about how we should speak of our political leaders? Speaking of our political leaders in a resistive manner is like speaking of resisting an ordinance of God. Jesus says that if we have sinful thoughts, it is practically the same thing as committing the sin itself (Matt. 5:27-28). We need to challenge ourselves to not fall into the temptation to let our opinions cause us to violate an ordinance of God.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP tomorrow.

What’s in a name

THE SCENE: Rainy but warm… and rainy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmill
  • Tempo Squat
  • Cherry Picker
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Moroccan night clubs

Getting stretched out and warmed out.

THA-THANG:

Mosie to the library cover, stopping along the way to do some pull-ups on the ladder statue.

Two sets of exercises:

  • A
    • Burpee x 10
    • Squats x 30
    • Right Hand High Merkins x 20
    • Rainbow Drops x 50
    • Toe Merkins x 50 (heal raises)
  • B
    • BBS x 10
    • Lunge x 30
    • Left Hand High Merkins x 20
    • Kick Throughs x 50
    • SSH x 50

Complete set A then run across the covered walkway to the set B location.
The second time around, skip the first exercise. Each time skip another exercise till you do the last exercise.

Next, grab some coupons from the car trunk conveniently nearby and complete the following exercises:

  • Coupon swings x 15
  • Front Squat with Coupon x 10
  • Burpee with Coupon press x 10
  • Reverse Lunge with coupon curl x8/8 (each leg)
  • Heavy Hammers x10 (4 ct)

Almost out of time so mosey to the flag. Arrive just in time to catch Rush standing around. No time for Mary.

MARY:
No time

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I wanted to share a little about one of the big themes of the Bible, Exile. It first shows up at the very beginning in the garden when Adam and Eve are exiled from the Garden. Later, Isreal is exiled from the promised land. Even Jesus in his ministry was homeless and cared a lot about others who were displaced and without a home.

This concept of exile throughout the Bible is a picture of the human condition. Living in a broken world that’s not quite home. Longing for wholeness and a place of belonging. The early Christians called themselves sojourners or wanderers as they looked to heaven as their ultimate home and Jesus as the path to restoration and belonging.

I invite you all to be wanderers with me and be reminded that our ultimate hope and home is in Heaven.

Watch this. It’s really great.

https://bibleproject.com/explore/video/exile/

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP Saturday, Donate to the Wesley house ministry if you can.

CORAM DEO

THE SCENE: Mid 30s and dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER✔
WARM-O-RAMA:
(All IC): LBACF, LBACB, OHC, Tempo Squats, Tempo Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Cherry Pickers, Windmills
THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to Large Parking Lot and line up on the West side curb.  Perform 10 Merkins, Run to other side.  15 Merkins, Run to other side.  20 Merkins, Run to other side.  25 Merkins, Run to other side.  Same sequence and reps with Squats and then Heals to Heaven.
  • Mosey to Triangle-ish shaped Median for the Bearmuda Triangle: Bear Crawl to one corner, Perform 3 Burpees. Bear Crawl to next corner, perform 6 Burpees.  Bear Crawl to last corner, Perform 9 Burpees.
  • Mosey to base of Sophomore Hill for a quick DORA:  One Partner Bernies to top of hill and performs 3 Burpees while other Partner does Squats. Once Partners reach 100 reps, mission complete.
  • Mosey to Coupon Pile and grab a coupon.  25 Curls, 25 Tricep Press.  20 Curls, 20 Tricep Press, 15 Curls, 15 Tricep Press, 10 Curls, 10 Tricep Press (all without rest).
  • Mosey back toward the Shovel Flag with a quick stop at the short brick wall for an EMOM: Every Minute on the Minute Perform 10 Wall Jumps and 10 Derkins.  Repeat for 4 Rounds.

MARY:
No time.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 Strong

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
There was a time last year when I was struggling with the sin of self-pity.  I felt as if I was doing all this serving for others and my family and no one was seeing any of it, evidenced by the lack of acknowledgment or thanks.  My heart began to harden and I became bitter, wondering if anyone really cared.  Make no mistake men, this is sin – plain and simple.  Don’t be like that.  Lead and serve without expectation of thanks or anything in return.  To act otherwise is not leadership at all.  It’s evil.  So….

As I was sitting in the drive-thru at Culvers with my 7 year old daughter I began to wallow in this sin with melancholy thoughts.  My seven year old kept asking me, “Daddy, look.”  I kept ignoring her, thinking it was just another attempt to gain attention and I wasn’t in the mood.  After numerous pleas, to my annoyance, I finally turned to look and tell her to keep quiet.  She had one of those kid-writing tablets with the crossbar eraser.  On the board was written “El Roi.”  I then remembered she had been learning the names of God in Church.  I asked her what that meant.  Her response: “Daddy, it means ‘God sees’.” My heart melted and an overwhelming call to repent rang in my ears.

God works in mysterious ways, sometimes thru a seven year old. We are to work not for others or their recognition, but for Him.  Even when no one else seems to notice, God sees.  He is there during the workouts.  He is there when you are on the computer and tempted to look at something you shouldn’t.  He is there during times of depression.  He is there and he sees you.  To live in this reality is to live Coram Deo – a Latin phrase that means to walk in the face of God, as if He is right there………..because He is. To live and walk this way will help you battle sin.

MOLESKIN:
Good to be back out at JUCO and I enjoyed the fellowship after at Coffeeteria!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP, Wesley House Donations, Please sign up to Q workouts

Seeds of Change

THE SCENE: 40 degrees and dropping. Mostly dry though.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Cherry Pickers
Moroccan nightclub 20
5 burpees on your own
10 tempo merkins
Tempo squats
10 Hairy Rockettes
Side to side mountain 🏔 climbers

THA-THANG:
Mosey to new parking lot for 5 mins of CORE

  • Legs in the air lower the right take right elbow to left knee, switch sides x20
  • Start sitting up, lower down one vertebrae at a time, until you can’t go any further without falling, and pop up x20
  • Lie on left side, bring righ knee into chest while taking your right elbow to your right hip targeting the obliques. x20 switch sides repeat.
  • LBCs
  • Catilina Wine Mixers x20
  • Cone drills:
    In and outs
    Side to side
    Moving planks 5 cones, switch the direction you’re facing, for 5 cones

Mosey to the FIA parking lot

  • 88s maybe?
    8 merkins followed by 8 flutter kicks
    11x

Mosey to the coupon pile

  • Grab a coupon
    Rifle carry to the hill
    Curls x20
    Bear 🐻 crawl up
    1 Burpee at the top
    Run down
    Repeat starting with the curls x1
  • Return Coupon and wall sit for the longest 15 count (thanks Archie!)

Mosey to the flag with a Jail Break

MARY:

  • 2 games of Bear Infection: In a confined space. IT starts in a Bear Crawl tagging everyone else who are Crab Walking. Once you’re tagged, you become a Bear and tag the other Crabs.
  • Hello Dollies x20
  • Plank Variations

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
“And those who are Peacemakers will plant seeds of peace and reap a harvest of righteousness.”
James 3:18

I hope you all reap a harvest of righteousness! Plant the seeds, teach your family to plant the seeds… Teach them to be patient, teah them to shower the seeds with love, and it will be well worth the wait!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP Next Weekend. Get signed up!
Please consider donating to the Wesley House. This is an opportunity to step up and help others that are less fortunate. Consider it an “off the court” challenge!