F3 Knoxville

Tanning Bed weight workout

AO: the-farm
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Gibbler, Lightweight, Waxjob, Mayberry, @Charger
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: the normal. Introduced Mayberryto the TIE fighter origins.

THE THANG: various weight bearing exercises using the tanning bed as a base. Used CMU’s to get a break with OH carries and farmer carries.

MARY: some good stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: we don’t control other people’s actions. We control our response. James Clear 321

Two Tabatas in One Week

AO: the-farm
Q: Choir Boy
PAX: Choir Boy, Aladdin, Einstein, Lightweight, Trash Panda, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Yep

THE THANG: Mosey to the big pavilion for a Tabata workout – 8 rounds of the exercise at 20 seconds on and 10 seconds off. The rounds were CDDs, lunges, leg lifts, merkins, convergence step-ups (4 rounds on one leg and switch for 4 rounds on the other leg). I may be forgetting one. We ran around the playground in between rounds. Mosey back to the AO.

MARY: 25 American hammers on a 4-ct and held plank until time (under a minute).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Escape from Haw Ridge, GTE, Smokies convergence

COT: Enjoy the time that you have while you still have it.

5 Minutes is a Long Time

AO: the-farm
Q: Bookman
PAX: Choir Boy, Einstein, Aladdin
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:

SSHs
Gradycorns
Rockettes
Windmills
Tie fighters
Cherry pickers

THE THANG:
Bear crawl to other side of Tanning Bed
20 LBCs
crawl bear
20 LBCs
Repeat for 5 minutes
Bernie to one side
10 Merkins
Bernie back
10 Merkins
Repeat for 5 minutes
Side shuffle to one side
10 sandbag rows
Side shuffle back
5 Burpees or 10 sandbag rows
Repeat for 5 minutes
Lunge to one side
10 Squats
Lunge back
15 CDDs
Repeat for 5 minutes
Broad jump to one side
10 V-ups
Broad jump back to other side
10 V-ups
Repeat for 5 minutes
Imperial Walkers to one side
10 chest presses with coupon
Imperial Walkers back to other side
10 wide armed merkins
Repeat for 5 minutes
MARY:
No time for Mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Escape from Haw Ridge 4/5, GrowRuck 4/26-28

COT: Stay positive. Consistency can help. F3 can help! Show up!

Thank you for allowing me to lead today!

Throwing Dice on The Farm

AO: the-farm
Q: KickFlip
PAX: School Zone (Michael Shope), Aladdin, Einstein, Choir Boy, KickFlip
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: RFTS/LIH, Willy Mays, Cherry pickers, Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Mosey to the pavilion
THE THANG:
Divide into two teams. One team rolls a die (1,2,3) and runs that many laps around the playground while the other team works down a list of 10 exercises. When the running team finishes their lap(s), switch roles. Once a team gets through all 10 exercises, they knock down a cone and start back at the top. First team through the set 3 times wins!
Exercises were;
1. 10 Monkey Humpers (4-count)
2. 15 Mountain climbers (4-count)
3. 10 Iron Mikes (10 each leg)
4. 10 Side crunches (10 each side)
5. 10 Bobby Hurley
6. 15 BBS
7. 15 Diamond Merkins
8. 15 Star jacks
9. 15 Carolina Dry Docks
10. 20 LBC (single count)

Jelly Legs: 30 sec Al Gore, 30 squats, sprint. 20 sec Al Gore, 20 squats, sprint. 10 sec Al Gore, 10 squats, sprint.

MARY:
Around the circle. Dolly kicks, v-ups, boat/canoe, heels to heaven, box cutters.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Chainbreakers launches on Monday. 2 rides each week. Join the Slack channel mountainbiking

COT:
Philippians 4:8
“…whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.”

take every thought captive…and make it obedient to Christ… 2 Corinthians 10:5

Let’s work to get really good at realizing when we are daydreaming about guilt, mistakes, slights (real or imagined), and other dysphoria where I am the victim… and bounce out of that mindset. Pivot and shift to virtuous positive thinking.

Why? BeCauseway.

AO: the-farm
Q: Waxjob
PAX: I-Beam, Waxjob, Monstar, Mayberry
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
A balmy 40 degree morning with a light chill breeze. Mayberry blessed with the Meat Sweats, so we were prepared for him to Elvis at any moment, but he persevered.
WARMUP:
SSH x15 IC
2x Burpees
5x Cherry Pickers
8x Trunk Twist
2x Burpees
15x LBAC each way
10x Tempo Squats

THE THANG:
Briefest of Moseys over to the Toaster to grab some toys. CMUs all around except for Mayberry whose hands are too soft to handle the rough, abrasive concrete surface, so he grabbed his weight plate.

Mall walk the long way to the base of the Causeway, pausing for 20x weighted BBS about halfway.

We have one cardboard at each end of the causeway, each with 6 exercises. One pax at the top, one at the bottom and one in transition at all times.

TOP:
OHP
Curls
Tri Ext
Squat thrust
Lawn Mowers
Alpos

BOTTOM:
Up/Over Merkins
Twist Lunge
Weighted V-ups
American Hammers
Plankle Taps
SSH

Due to the length of the Causeway, this took the balance of the hour.
MARY: None today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Monstar sister (in law? sorry I forget…) is with child. Congrats and prayers for safe carriage.
COT: Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.