F3 Knoxville

Category: McFee – The Farm

Shamrocked

AO: the-farm
Q: Einstein
PAX: Lightweight
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
Usual

THE THANG:
Starting from the center of the bball court, we did 3 ct burpees and 17 ct of an exercise, and then looped around one corner of the lot and back to center to do the work again. Did this around all four corners of the lot giving us our Shamrock. To make it even more fun we did Leprechaun Leaps (skipped) on and off the court.

Did Merkins, Squats, LBC, Dry Docks, Twinkle Toes

MARY:
Hollow Rocks, Side Crunch, Heals to Heaven

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
We learned about St Patrick, and that after being kidnapped by Irish Raiders he was enslaved for 6 years by them. During that time found Christianity, escaped, and then trained as a priest. He returned to Ireland where he was enslaved to do mission work.

He’s credited with spreading Christianity across Ireland in the 5th century, a time when the island was mostly pagan, baptizing thousands , ordained priests, and established churches. Patrick died on March 17, around 461. That date became his feast day.

Follow Me

AO: the-farm
Q: Einstein
PAX: Bartman, Waxjob
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:
The usual

THE THANG:
We followed the dice, and let it determine our fate

Four rounds with four exercises each in four different locations. We did…

Rd 1 Merkins Squats LBCS CDDs
Rd 2 Box Jumps, ran the Hill, Monkey Humpers, American Hammer
Rd 3 Incline Merkins, Bench Dips, Bear Crawl, Calf Raises
Rd 4 some other stuff I believe

MARY:
Peter Parker’s, Freddy Merkeries, LBC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Instead of going through life letting random people you “follow” fill your mind, choose to follow Jesus instead

Matthew 16:24 ESV
[24] Then Jesus told his disciples, “If anyone would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me.

4 Square Pie

AO: the-farm
Q: Choir Boy
PAX: Lightweight, Einstein, Bartman, Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Da usual

THE THANG: 4 square at the circle 9 light poles up the Big Loop, so we bear crawled from one pole to another, did 10 dips at the table, lunged to the next pole and did 10 merkins, frog jumped to the next pole, high knees to the next pole, butt kickers to the next pole, karaoke one way to the next pole, karaoke the other way to the next pole, fellowship moseyed to the next pole.

The rules: no spiking, must hit underhand, must let it bounce. Any violation = 10 burpees. The circle made the squares pie-shaped. Do 10 reps of the exercise listed in the pie for the person who was knocked out during that round. The king pie was merkins, the queen pie was squats, the knight pie was CDDs, and the peasant pie was LBCs.

FYI, Lightweight is a secret 4 square master. We also learned that his favorite animal is a koala bear, his favorite movie is Crash, and he loves staying in hotels.

MARY: Plank for 1 minute

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge

COT: Take time with your family this spring break or whatever you have going on because the days are long but the years are short.

Shootouts and Pickleball

AO: the-farm
Q: Aladdin
PAX: Bartman, Choir Boy, Pew-pew, Aladdin
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: the usual

THE THANG:
Partner Race: 10 station stops 25 reps each station. Pickleball Bozo game for winner. Winners get to firing squad on the losers. Stair runs and burpees for the those who got hit or those who missed the shot. Rinse and repeat. Got in 1000 reps with stair runs and burpees.

MARY:
Cherry pickers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge. Working on a Farm team.

COT: make disciples

Go into the Light

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Aladdin, Bartman, Einstein, Pew-pew
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
We did
THE THANG:
DORA
Round 1
300 Hollow Rockers
250 Bobby Hurly
200 Merkins
Run to Tanning bed for 6 step ups

Round 2
200 LBC
200 Dips
200 squats
Run to Bb court
MARY:
Boat canoe
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw Ridge
Hardship Hill
Clinton AO
COT:
Rambled about a bunch of stuff. Lead to me thanking the pax for their comradery.