F3 Knoxville

Category: The Project

What kind of hero?

THE SCENE: Proper TN gloom. 70s and sticky.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSHs
  • Tempo Squats
  • Little baby arm circles
  • Tempo merkins
  • Mountain climbers
  • Hairy Rockettes
  • Moroccan nightclubs
  • Projectivators

THA-THANG:

The Thang – To Mordor
First, three sets of elevensies

  • Parallel Bar
    • Iron Mikes
    • Inverse Rows
  • Pool wall
    • Wall ups
    • Deep squats
  • Peace Bell
    • Carolina Dry Docks
    • Pistol Squats
  • Death March toward K-25, the long way around
  • K-25 Hill – Mucho Hillo
    • Mucho Chesto but with a hill sprint between each set of 25
    • Merkins
    • Wide Merkins
    • Diamond Merkins
    • Stagger merkins, each side

MARY:
Erector got us one set of freddies before time was up
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

What kind of hero do you aspire to be?

We find a wide array of hero types in our culture. For most of my life, my favorite kind of hero was the highly masculine bad ass. He has the luxury of knowing who the bad guys are and possessing the wherewithal to give em a proper beat down. In terms of personality, they run the gamut from stoic, to clever, to goofy. Basically every super hero falls into this category. And it’s the kind of hero I think we all want to be. Power ranger, He-man, Beowulf, Superman. But these guys rarely show up in history books. The only one that came to my mind was Alvin C. York.

Another type of popular hero is still masculine but faces an enemy or task that is clearly beyond his ability to conquer. These make many appearances in history books. Firefighters climbing the WTC while it collapses, passengers aboard United Airlines Flight 93 who fought back against hi-jackers, military men memorialized with a medal of honor who charged machine gun nests, jumped on grenades, or drove their ship to the brink. We read a story like this each month in the F3 Knoxville newsletter.

These two types of heroes can be found in cultures from all over the earth and throughout history. In Christian tradition there is a third type, which can only be recognized as a hero if you hold a Christian world view. These heroes oppose bad guys by choosing to live differently, openly defying the evil they see in the world, but seeking the good of all people, including, or perhaps especially, their enemies. It is passive and submissive on the exterior, but subversive and compelling to see and experience. This type of hero is forming throughout the old testament, leading up to the single culminating event of all history, Calvary. This type of heroism is also described in Revelation 13:5-10.
5The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world. 9Whoever has ears, let them hear.

10“If anyone is to go into captivity,

into captivity they will go.

If anyone is to be killed with the sword,

with the sword they will be killed.”

This calls for patient endurance and faithfulness on the part of God’s people.

MOLESKIN:
Erector was our Frodo today, making it to the top of Mount Doom.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dad Camp, CSAUP, Hardship Hill

Walking with Noah

THE SCENE: Beautiful Saturday morning. a bit moist
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs, Tempo merkins, tempo squats, mountain climbers
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the big field to do some animal walks:

  • Animal walks
    • Bear Crawl
    • Frog Hop
    • Worm (low crawl)
    • Gorilla
    • Kangaroo
    • Crab
    • Rabbit (zig zag)
    • Human (Sprint)

Mosey over to the pool building and snake ourselves around on the tile.
Then mosey to the playground:

  • Playground
    • Climb and slide
    • Hang
    • Climb and slide

Mosey on down to the amphitheater to work on our letters.

  • Amphitheater
    • Roll down the hill
    • Climb on the stage
    • Start the alphabet
    • As desired, jump off the stage, run up the hill and repeat
      • Start the alphabet where you left off

Mosey back to the pool area for some wall-ups, then snake, bear style.
Mosey over to the peace bell for dealer’s choice and ring the bell

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
In addition to the PAX, 2.0s were batman, raptor, nerf, buttercup, go-kart, ice cream, the diseased one, stiff arm, and FNG Simone.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Why did God flood the earth, destroying every living thing except for Noah and his family? Because he regretted making man because every inclination of man’s heart is evil.
MOLESKIN:
2.0s were much more resistant to getting dirty than I expected!

2 Masters

THE SCENE: Humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Side straddle hop
  2. Tempo merkins
  3. Moroccan night club
  4. Tempo squat
  5. Cherry pickers
  6. Run to track + 1 lap
  7. Leg swings

THA-THANG:

The point of the workout is to try to serve 2 masters:  abs and sprints.  We drew cards and each suit had an ab exercise + sprint distace:

  • Hearts – 2x card number LBCs + 100m
  • Diamonds – Big Boys + 200m
  • Clubs – Hello Dollys + 300m
  • Spades – Heels to Heaven + 400m

What ended up happening is we spent the 90% of the time running and only served the sprinting master.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I shared Luke 16:1-13 and highlighted verse 13:  “No servant can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other.  You cannot serve God and money.”  This was illustrated in our lopsided workout.  We tried to do 2 things and only did one of them well.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We announced a family workout for Saturday the 24th of July at 0700.

Heavy Tabata

THE SCENE:   72 and calm.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

Stretchy stretchy…

Mosey to the recruitment center.

THA THANG:

Heavy Tabata – 8 stations.  20 seconds on, 6 seconds off. 4 rounds then switch stations.

Stations were;

  1. Thrusters
  2. Heavy lunge step-up
  3. Ball Slams
  4. Stack squat
  5. Battle rope alternating waves
  6. Step backs
  7. Tire hit
  8. Blockee

Flutter kicks and LBCs while each PAX takes a turn doing max pull-ups.

Start the Tabata again – 8 new stations;

  1. Gore Curls
  2. Deep CMU squat
  3. Slam Ball Launch
  4. CMU swings
  5. Battle rope slams
  6. Goblet squat with rotation
  7. Tire flip
  8. Lunge-squat-lunge (block overhead)

MARY:

No time!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

5 men, including FNG Hollywood

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Psalm 112 (ESV)

Praise the Lord! Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who greatly delights in his commandments!  His offspring will be mighty in the land; the generation of the upright will be blessed. Wealth and riches are in his house, and his righteousness endures forever. Light dawns in the darkness for the upright; he is gracious, merciful, and righteous. It is well with the man who deals generously and lends; who conducts his affairs with justice. For the righteous will never be moved; he will be remembered forever. He is not afraid of bad news; his heart is firm, trusting in the Lord. His heart is steady; he will not be afraid, until he looks in triumph on his adversaries. He has distributed freely; he has given to the poor; his righteousness endures forever; his horn is exalted in honor. The wicked man sees it and is angry; he gnashes his teeth and melts away; the desire of the wicked will perish!

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

2.0 workout this Saturday – 7:00am.  Breakfast after.

First Alone, Then Together

THE SCENE: High 60s.  Foggy.  As Tuba put it, “Who ordered the extra gloom?”
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side straddle hop
  • Tempo merkins
  • Moroccan night club
  • Cherry pickers

THA-THANG:

  • We mosey’d to the recruiting center and carried all of the CMU’s to the movie theatre and to the top of the stairs.  This required 2 trips.  Each PAX carried 2 the first time and 1 the second.
  • Leaving the CMU’s at the top of the stairs, we circled the theatre and did lunges up a second set of stairs, and squats and merkins in the parking lot.
  • Returning to the stairs, we retrieved the CMUs and returned them to the recruiting center.  This time, each PAX had an area of responsibility along the route and carried the CMUs to the handoff point.  Working as a team in an assembly line, we put them away.
  • We mosey’d to the Y-12 hill to bear crawl up.
  • We mosey’d to the amphitheater for box jumps.
  • We mosey’d to the playground for pull ups.
  • We mosey’d to the pool wall for walpies (burpee + wall-up).
  • We mosey’d to the dip bars for inverted rows.  (If you can’t tell yet, I was filling time).
  • We mosey’d to the bell for dips.
  • We mosey’d to the parking lot to bear crawl up the hill.
  • We did 3 sprints in the parking lot.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Acts 4:32-37.  I shared the passage and we talked about the implications.  Does this passage support communism? Do we need to sell our possessions?  We concluded it is an issue of the heart and it is about having a generous spirit and your heart (led by the Holy Spirit) will drive your actions.