F3 Knoxville

[mountainbiking] Off the Chain (Ring) with Bacon & Barb Wire

Asylum AM
AO: mountainbiking
Q: Billy Goat
PAX: Billy Goat, Bling, Sambo, Tank (Chris DeFranco), Toebox, Waxjob, Frosty
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Climb up Burnett Ridge Road to the entrance to Far East

THE THANG: Tackled Far East taking a quick detour up and down Lemon Drop where the Q forgot to turn left and lost the PAX. Back on Far East to another detour onto Mayor’s Hot Tub. Back on to Far East taking the new reroute to Trans Farm. It was then Biker’s Choice on Creek Loop to MCR to Bridges Descent to play a little AC/DC. Back on Chain Ring where the Q (me) made the unfortunate find of a piece of what looked like 100 year old barb wire which proceeded to punch three separate holes in said Q’s rear tire! The Pax commenced a group of four to repair the the tire but the FNG was the only who could see good enough to actually repair each hole in the tire in the fading light with bacon strips. Thus, we love him and want to squeeze him and name him Bacon Strip. Once BaconStrip worked his magic the Q was able to ride out down Lost Chromosome back to the parking lot.

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