F3 Knoxville

Travelling Doras throughout the Equalizer

THE SCENE: 58 with a little rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Mosey to AO
  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Baby Arm Circles (forwards) X 10 & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Baby Arm Circles (backwards) X 10 & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Windmills (IC) X 10
  • Tempo Squats (IC) X 10
  • Overhead Claps (IC) X 10
  • 10 hand-release Merkins (OYO)
  • 5 burpees (OYO)
  • Mosey

THA-THANG:

Dora (at AO & Playground)

  • 100 pullups on the monkey bars
  • Partner runs to AO & back
  • Rinse & repeat until finished
  • 5 burpees (OYO)
  • Mosey to Splash Pad

Double Dora – Part 2 (Splash Pad)

  • 100 step-ups on the benches & 200 CMU curls
  • Partners switch however they like 

Double Dora – Part 3 (Splash Pad)

  • 200 CMU Overhead Press & 200 squats
  • Partners switch out however they like
  • Farmer Carry to the tennis court

Double Dora – Part 4 (Track)

  • 5 burpees & 20 merkins at AO 
  • run 1/2 way around the track 15 CMU curls & 20 CMU tricep extension
  • rinse & repeat

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks IC 4 CT X 25
  • Hello Dolleys IC 4CT X 25
  • Big Boy Situps X 20 (OYO)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

FNG Ringo (visiting from Florida), Bypass, Detention, Full Tank, Wagon Wheel, & Booster

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

God has plans for us. While we don’t know what they are, we need to be comforted that He won’t give us more than we can handle.

1 Corinthians 2:9 – “Eye has not seen, nor ear heard, nor have entered into the heart of man the things which God has prepared for those who love Him.”

Philippians 4:6-7 – “Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.”

Proverbs 3:5-6 – “Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.”

1 Peter 5:6-7 – “Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that He may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.”

Psalm 56:3 – “When I am afraid, I put my trust in You.”

Proverbs 16:3 – “Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and He will establish your plans.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Sign up to Q at the Equalizer
  • Hardship Hill – May 18

 

College Graduation – Saved by Grace

THE SCENE: 61 and clear…  Here comes summer
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER 

This is the best job every, since I’m neither a professional or paid, yall can’t fire me. As much as you might want to after you do this workout.  In celebration of my VQ 1 year anniversary, we’re enrolling in college again, so we can progress through the years and Graduate!  A year of F3 has had me feeling like I’ve graduated .. in a sense..

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, Empiracle Walkers. While moseying  to the “Freshman Wall”, do alternations of forwards and back crab walks, bear crawls and Gorilla shuffles (and a bernie or two).

THA-THANG: College

  • 25 Merkins + Freshman HILL
  • 50 Squats + Sophomore Hill
  • 75 Freddy Mercuries + Junior Stairs
  • 100 Burpees + Senior Stadium

TLDR;

At the CMU (aka Freshman) wall,  harken back to when you were a freshman.  Just doing a pushup or finding a class was a challenge.  So for freshman we keep it simple.

25 Merkins and run around wall.

Recollect that when certain people would for the first time, spend a full year at the dorms, eating potatoes and carbs for three meals a day, their thighs ended up being a bit large..  So we did a larger (from bottom to top) hill and

50 Squats + Sophmore Hill

Then, as a junior you were more refined, you were getting the hang of classes, and getting through the “CORE” classes as well as some of your major classes.. so:

Run the Junior Hill Stairs and do 75 (four count) Freddy Mercuries

Then, in preparation for the real world your major courses were kicking your tail, it was and is a long grind, you did what you had to, to reach the graduation finish line.. so

Run the Senior Stadium hill and follow it up with 100 Burpees.   Break-em up into sets of 15, then 10, and find a battle buddy to do whatever you can to graduate.

MARY:

In the spirit a of leave no man behind, we helped two HIM’s push through the last 20~30 burpess and made sure that everyone graduated.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

As you drop balls today whilst you try to do everything that is on your plate, think about how it’s ok.  Lay that todo list at the feet of Jesus and plead that he helps you prioritize them. You can not do everything, and it’s ok.  There are not enough hours in the day and it’s impossible to please everyone.  Step by step is how you do it.  No matter if it’s a 100 burpees, progressing through the tough college years, or a mount Everest of todo items.

Congratulations to all HIMS who graduated today!

MOLESKIN:
Ouch, I can’t move my arms.

Ring of Fire – Take 2

THE SCENE: a little chilly…around 32
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

-Side straddle hop (IC*15)

-Cherry picker (IC*10

-Imperial Walker (IC*10)

THA-THANG:

-Ring of Fire:

  • PAX circled up in plank position. Q will start with 10 merkins while PAX holds plank. Next HIM will do 10 merkins while PAX holds plank. Go around circle till finished.
  • Repeat Ring of Fire with Carolina Dry Docks.
  • Mosey  to maintenance building.

-Behind Maintenance Building

  • Ring of Fire with goblet squats (use coupons).
  • Ring of Fire with wide merkins
  • Mosey to Bagwell Building
  • Step ups and dips at 1 minute intervals, 10 second cool down (*3)

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks (IC*15)
  • American Hammer (IC*15)
  • PAX contributed to last free exercises.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Archie, Booster, Chaco, Erector, Guano, Judge Judy, Kenjo, Spotter, Snaggletooth, Sweeper, Waxjob, & Onesie

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Lead by example; be a Christian; act like a Christian

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Hardship Hill – May 18, register and join the JUCO 5 hour team
  • 4th of July Parade – F3 & FIA will participate; kids will ride in trailers while we walk and pass our fliers about F3

JUCO P.E. E.X.A.M.

THE SCENE: JUCO, low 40s, dry
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 15 mountain climbers, 15 imperial walker, 15 Moroccan night club, 10 windmill – all IC
THA-THANG:
Today at JUCO, we took an F3 version of the PE exam.  YHC is taking the real one on Friday, so I thought a little inspiration was in order.

Mosey to the side of the maintenance building for the first letter of P.E. E.X.A.M.

P – Prisoner Cell Merkin Burpees aka PCMBs.  Basically, a burpee with 3 merkins and pulling each knee to your chest between the merkins (see F3 Exicon).

Mosey to the grassy hill behind the maintenance building.

E – Elevens – merkins at the bottom and squats at the top.

Mosey to the middle of campus next to concrete bench/walls.

E – Escalator – 10 jump-ups, 20 burpees, 30 merkins, 40 squats, 50 lunge-walks around the walk path and mosey back to start.

X – Xs and Os – Starting position – On your back with legs and arms extended in an X position (all six inches off the ground). When QIC calls out “O” the Pax will move into a seated V position with arms and legs tucked into the body. Hold the position until the QIC calls “X”. PAX resume the X position with legs and arms 6 inches from the ground. Repeat as QIC calls the varying X and O position until halt.

A – Aiken legs – Done in succession with no rest — 15 Squats, 15 Box Jumps, 16 Lunges (8 each leg), 16 Split Jacks (8 each leg forward).

Mosey back to shovel flag for the last letter.

M – Mary – hello dolly, the protractor

MARY:
See above
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 PAX passed the test this morning!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
James 1:2-8, 12 – the trials of life produce endurance to finish the race and pass the test.  A crown of life is to be had, that is an eternal home in Heaven!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill sign-up, July 4th parade F3/FIA floats.

48th Birthday Bash

THE SCENE: 48 and awesome…the weather was 48 degrees too!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Morrocan Nigh Club (IC) X 10
  • Baby Arm Circles (forwards) & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Baby Arm Circles (backwards) & Michael Phelps (OYO)
  • Windmills (IC) X 10
  • 4 burpees (OYO)
  • 8 Tempo Squats (IC)
  • 48 Side Straddle Hops
  • 48 Calf Raises

THA-THANG:

Get-N-Swoll – Dora Style

  • 48 overhead press w/ CMU while partner does sprints
  • 48 curls w/ CMU while partner does sprints
  • 48 tricep extensions w/ CMU while partner does sprints
  • 48 bentover rows w/ CMU while partner does springs
  • Rinse and repeat
  • Mosey

4 Corners – 12 Laps X 4 Corners = 48 (we finished…most of it)

  • Cardio – 4 burpees & 8 (4 CT) mountain climbers at each corner
  • Legs – 4 Bobby Hurleys & 8 monkey humpers at each corner
  • Upper Body – 4 merkin claps & 8 diamond merkins at each corner
  • Core – 4 supermans (w/ 2 second pause) & 8 big boy sit-ups at each corner
  • Rinse & repeat 3 times each
  • Jailbreak to AO

MARY:

  • 48 Flutterkicks
  • 48 Side Crunches (24 each side)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Welcome FNG – Commission!

5K, Chaco, Erector, Fast-N-Easy, Guano, Kenjo, Rocket, Snaggletooth, Spotter, Stye, Sweeper, & Booster

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Stress and anxiety are tough to deal with and I feel like I’ve been dealing with more than usual worrying about my 16-year old daughter, the charity I lead (never enough money), and wondering if I’m fully serving my purpose on this Earth.

I know I shouldn’t worry or be stressed but I am.  The scripture below is comforting and I trust things will be OK.

  • “The Lord is on my side; I will not fear.” Psalm 118:6.
  • “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.” Psalm 23:4.
  • “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” Romans 3:23
  • “Which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature?” Matthew 6:27.
  • “Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding.” Proverbs 3:5.
  • But Jesus looked at them and said to them, ‘With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.’” Matthew 19:26.
  • “Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.” Matthew 11:28-30.
  • “For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.” Jeremiah 29:11.
  • “And my God shall supply all your need according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.” Philippians 4:19.

MOLESKIN:

Thanks for humoring me with all of the 4, 8, & 48 numbers…my 80th birthday Q is going to rock!!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Convergence tomorrow at the Asylum
  • Sign up to Q
  • Hardship Hill – May 18 – Sign up for the JUCO 5 team!!!