F3 Knoxville

Goose Poop Shuffle

THE SCENE: 68, clear, and humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Mosey to middle parking log
  • SSH x 25 (IC)
  • Burpees x 5 (OYO)
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 (IC)
  • Burpees x 5 (OYO)
  • Windmills x 15 (IC)
  • Burpees x 5 (OYO)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the Sophomore for 11’s

  • BBS’s & Merkins, Bernie Sanders up the hill, Mosey back down

Mosey to the coupon pile

  • Curls, Tri-Ceps, Squats x 15, run the steps, R&R
  • BBS’s, CCD’s x 15, R&R, Calf-Raises x 30

Mosey to the short walls

  • Dips x 10
  • Decline Merkins x 10
  • Step-ups x 10 Each Leg

Mosey back to start

MARY:
Flutter Kicks x 25 (IC)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Listen.   Really Listen.  Don’t miss an opportunity.  It’s too easy to only hear the “loud” stuff.  Just as Elijah did in the mountain, listen for God’s whisper.

MOLESKIN:

It was great to be a part of this group this morning. We pushed hard and burned some Goo.  Thankful for Booster’s attendance and continued support even when he’s on the injured list!

Return to Core Mountain

THE SCENE: Jucomanjaro-r-us
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Welcome to new FNG – Dave -> DC

WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey to Juco-manjaro base and start the Thang!

Core Mountain:

Starting at the base of Juco-manjaro, do 20 reps of an exercise and then go to the next station. The road to the top is 1800 feet divided by 18 stations that’s 100 foot transitions.  The exercises and transitions are

  1. Big Boy Situps
    1. Bear Crawl
  2. Crunches
    1. Crab Walk
  3. Scissors
    1. Lunge
  4. Flutters
    1. Burpee Broadjumps
  5. American Hammers
    1. Run 300 feet (out+back+out)
  6. Leg Lifts
    1. Peter Parker crawl
  7. Bicycles
    1. Bear Crawl
  8. Cross Toe Touches
    1. Crab Walk
  9. Rainbow Drops
    1. Lunge
  10. Windshield Wipers
    1. Burpee Broadjumps
  11. Cross Mountain Climbers
    1. Run 300 feet (out+back+out)
  12. Heel Touches
    1. Peter Parker Crawl
  13. Box Cutters
    1. Bear Crawl
  14. Hello Dollys
    1. Crab Walk
  15. Groiner
    1. Lunge
  16. Side Crunches
    1. Burpee Broadjumps
  17. Supermans
    1. Inchworms
  18. Plank Destroyers
    1. Peter Parker crawl

The first time (back on August 8th, 2018) we ran out of time at station 11. This time we made it to 14 when 6:07 timer went off.  We used the Mary time to get to the top with half the reps and only running in-between stations.  NEXT time we’ll probably just run in-between each station.  That would probably leave extra time for warm up and marry.  

MARY:

Mary, we don’t need no stinkin Mary, we’re too busy climbin a hill.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Snaggletooth, Neutron, Chaco, Booster, FNG(DC), Trolley

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Reminder info about bible app that has compare mode to see different versions, reading plans, and verse of the day.  Verse today https://www.bible.com/verse-of-the-day Wait on the Lord : be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the Lord .  Psalm 27:14

Integrity. Always.

THE SCENE: 63 degrees and awesome.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 30 (IC)
  • Burpees x 5 (OYO)
  • Cherry Pickers x 10 (IC)
  • BAC’s F&R x 10 (IC)
  • Windmills x 20 (IC)
  • Burpees x 5 (OYO)

THA-THANG:

Ladder Squats across the parking lot: 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16 and back down (128 squats total)

Mosey to the Courtyard for 11’s

  • Bobby Hurley’s & CCD’s

Mosey to the short walls

  • Dips x 20
  • Decline Merkins x 10
  • Step-ups x 10 Each Leg
  • Repeat

Mosey back to start, stopping for mountain climbers & prison merkins

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks x 35 (IC)
  • Marge & Homer

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Integrity is doing the right thing.  Even when no one is watching. –C.S. Lewis

The Lord’s eyes are on the righteous and his ears are open to their prayers. But the Lord cannot tolerate those who do evil.  1 Peter 3:12

“Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much. Luke 16:10

MOLESKIN:
Solid workout for The Men of the JUCO. Kept the heart rate up and the breakfast down.  Booster was thankful we didn’t get much leg work in.  Maybe next time.  🙂  Mumble chatter was good, the effort was great!  Way to go, HIM’s!

Put away your toys

THE SCENE: Nothing to write home about… Mid 70s, maybe not so humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

23x SSH IC (just until Trolley reached the circle…)
10x Travoltas each side IC
Cossack Squats IC – Chaco picked rep count of 23!
10x Hindurkins IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey in the direction of the coupon pile
Stop halfway for 15x Big Boys OYO
Continue to the back of the maintenance building and grab a CMU
15x Overhead Reach BBS OYO
Mosey with CMU to the parking lot near the fitness center

4 corners of large grassy area each have an exercise on cardboard weinke.
Start at Corner #1 with 10x HR Merkins
Mosey with CMU to Corner #2: 16x Catalina Wine Mixers (8 each arm), 10x HR Merkins
Bear crawl pushing block to Corner #3: 30x Pickle Pounders, 16x Wine Mixers, 10x HR Merkins
Mosey with CMU to Corner #4: 20x Carolina Dry Docks, 30x Pickle Pounders, 16x Wine Mixers, 10x HR Merkins
Crawl Bear pulling block back to Corner #1 (Flutters etc until 6)

Next lap around: Flip the card over to reveal leg exercises!
For time, just mosey w/CMU to each corner. No accumulator either – Just the one on the card
10x Prisoner Get-up (each leg)
15x Squat Jump
30x Monkey Humpers (single count)
10x Donkey Kicks
More Ab work for the 6…

Time to put the toys away! Mosey back to the maintenance building.

Mosey back to the AO, stopping halfway for 10 more BBS OYO

MARY:
Got home 1 minute past curfew… No Mary today.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 PAX today – A Wednesday record according to Booster!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As most of you know, we’ve been prepping our house for sale. This presents a number of opportunities for… friction. The thing that can grease that friction and keep it from flaring up and causing a fire is Love. Not touchy-feely type of gushy love, but Love that lays down Its life for another. Here’s the description of what love does. Read from The Message because this is a very familiar passage, and sometimes we can gloss over the words when we know them so well…

From 1 Cor. 13 (The Message)
No matter what I say, what I believe, and what I do, I’m bankrupt without love.

Love never gives up.
Love cares more for others than for self.
Love doesn’t want what it doesn’t have.
Love doesn’t strut,
Doesn’t have a swelled head,
Doesn’t force itself on others,
Isn’t always “me first,”
Doesn’t fly off the handle,
Doesn’t keep score of the sins of others,
Doesn’t revel when others grovel,
Takes pleasure in the flowering of truth,
Puts up with anything,
Trusts God always,
Always looks for the best,
Never looks back,
But keeps going to the end.
Love never dies.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Truckin’ to the Pound is this weekend!  Don’t forget to mark your calendars for the F3 Anniversary first weekend in November.

Ode To The HIMs

THE SCENE: A bit damp but great!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side straddle hops (IC) 4ct
  • Baby Arm circles forward x 10 & Michael Phelps
  • Baby Arm circles reverse x 10 & Michael Phelps
  • Squats (IC) 4ct
  • Hand release merkins

THA-THANG:

Ode to Trolley (0-5 min) – Get in 2 lines or one depending on number of people.

  • Indian line formation, single man sprint to 3 stations leading to maintenance building
  • Start in plank position
  • Station 1, burpee
  • Station 2, big boys
  • Station 3, merkins

Ode to Booster and detention (6-20 min)

  • Pick up block and run to bottom of stairs at hill. After each exercise below, run stairs do 20 American hammers at top, then repeat
  • 50 overhead press w/block (OYO)
  • 50 squat w/block(OYO)
  • 50 curls w/block (OYO)
  • 50 rows w/block (OYO)
  • 25 left lumber jack (OYO)
  • 25 right lumber jack (OYO)
  • Repeat the above twice.

Run to quad

Ode to toto

  • 5s in door to door railway (squat jumps – Carolina dry docks)

MARY:

  • 10 V-ups 4ct
  • 10 baby crunches (4ct)
  • 10 box cutters (4ct)
  • 10 Flutter kick (4ct)
  • 10 hello dollys (4ct)
  • 10 scissors (4 ct) then sprint

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Booster, Cookie Monster, Dreamer, Rocket, Snaggletooth, Stye, Trolley, Waxjob

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Remember to be grateful for things you typically take for granted. An example is our F3 brotherhood.  We shouldn’t take it for granted because it has changed my health and emotional outlook.  Let’s challenge each other to be cognizant of that throughout the day and to acknowledge with thanks something that you have typically neglected.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • August 25 – CSAUP – Trucking To The Pound
  • November 3 – F3 Olympics