Dumpster Dive – Page 16

Unofficial CPR Training. I’m Still Not A Professional.

October 5, 2022 Honeydew

THE SCENE: Clear, brisk morning. Temperatures around mid to upper 40’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Windmills in on a 4-count x 15

Baby Arm Circles forward 4-count x 10

Baby Arm Circles Backward 4-count x 10

Rockettes 4-count x 20

Merkins 4-count x 10

Cherry Pickers x 5

Some upper body stretching

Mosey to the CMU pile. we did 2 sets of 21’s arm curls, then 10 Over head presses

THA-THANG:

Upon leaving the CMU pile we encountered an FNG with no arms and legs unresponsive on the ground. This workout is centered on know some basic CPR skills and first responder actions to take in a case of an emergency. With thanks to the Fort Sanders Regional Medical Center for allowing me to use a CPR mannequin to demonstrate and show how to perform proper and effective chest compressions.

Everyone was split into partners as one partner was performing chest compressions with me observing and guiding the other was doing squats. The rest of the group one partner was dragginh CMU to the end of the parking lot to perform 5 star jacks to symbolize flagging down the ambulance. The other partner was performing the following exercising while waiting for that partner to return.

LBC’S
Jungle Boi Squat jumps
Rockettes

Each person got to practice 1 minute of doing 30 compression and imitating 2 breaths, or mouth to mouth. Once everyone had a chance to complete at least one minute of compressions we went on a mosey to the entrance of the AO and performed money humpers to help alert the ambulance as to where to pull in.

We returned to the CMU’S and performed 20 windshield wipers. Returned the CMU’s and headed back to the AO.

MARY:
Flutter Kicks x 20

Mermaids (side crunches) 10 on each side

Pickle Pounders x 20

Held Plank for 30 seconds
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Mermaid
Pom-Pom
Betty
Dumpster Dive
Jenner
Smelly Cat
Base Salary
Baby Boomer
Honeydew

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The term “Good Samaritan” comes from “The Parable of the Good Samaritan.” Luke 10:25-37. Jesus speaks of a traveler from Jerusalem on his way to Jericho, who was attacked by thieves. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him severely and left him to die right there by the road. Several people saw the man and walked past him because of how dangerous of an area this part of the road was. Some of the people that walked past the man in need were a priest and a Levite. The only person to stop and help the person was a Samaritan who took pity on the man, cared for the man and even escorted him to an inn where he helped the man recover from his injuries.

Jesus used this man a test to find a good man. The reasons the Levite and the priest did not stop to lend was because of how dangerous the road was, and they thought “If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me?’ But… the good Samaritan reversed the question and asked, “If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?”- Martin Luther King, Jr.
MOLESKIN:
Remember to be an effective HIM it requires us to help our fellow man. By dragging our CMU’s it symbolized dragging a person from a dangerous situation to help render aid. The “Good Samaritan” Law is in place to protect you if you are to render CPR to someone and keeps you from being sued in case ribs are fractured while rendering CPR. We should never be afraid to help based on what could happen to us but think what would happen to them if I don’t act.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Brolympics will be returning at Asylum on November 5th.

Dips-for-Dayz-Shamrock

October 3, 2022 Curveball

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy	Temperature	Feels Like	Humidity	Wind Speed	Wind Direction
Partly Cloudy	54 ℉	54 ℉	89%	5.2 mi/h	NNE

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
Delivered as desired. I am not a professional.

Stolen from Lasso and Gas Station @ F3 Tornado Alley

WARM-O-RAMA:
Monkey Humpers – 10IC
Cherry Pickers – 4IC
Monkey Humpers – 10IC
Pickle Pounders – 12 IC
Willie Mays
Monkey Humpers – 10IC
Seal Claps – 13 IC
Monkey Humpers – 10IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to concrete area near football field. 10 Merkins along the way.

5 Rounds
Squats:20 reps
Merkins 10 reps
Hindu Merkins10 reps
Lunges 20 reps
Burpees: 5 reps
Dips 15 reps

Head to CMUs. 10 BBS along the way.

With coupon:
3 Rounds
10-15 Curls
10-15 Triceps
10-15 Press

Head back to flag. 11s along the way. Squats and Merkins

MARY:
20 Flutter Kicks
10 LBCs
7 Freddie Mercurys
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 Good Men.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
For Jenner and new job opportunities. For all the sick and suffering. And for the unsaid prayers in our hearts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bro Olympics Nov 5th.
Fort Sanders Regional Medical Center in need of Mens clothes/socks/shoes for patients.

Birthday Burpees Bring Big Blessings

September 21, 2022 Pool Boy

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMERWARM-O-RAMA:
Ankle Roll x 5 ea OYO
Calf Raises x 10 + x 5 ea OYO
Cherry Picker x 5 IC
Drinking Bird (Flamingo) x 5 ea OYO
Tempo Squat x 10 IC
El Capitan x 8 (2 forward, turn around and 2 back out)
Werewolf x 5 OYO
Overhead Clap x 10 IC
Neck Roll x 5 ea OYO

THA-THANG:
Falling Indian Run – Burpees / Merkins / Squats to the football field parking lot or the hill

El Capitan up the hill if we have to go around
Squats at the top 10 each person / til the 6 gets up the hill.

Mosey carefully down to the Bleachers.

Snake up and down – every other row a PAX stops.
Incline Merkins going up
Squats going down
Overhead Clap at the bottom

Repeat for all of the bleachers

May modify this depending on the PAX’s mood:
Burpee Broad Jump on the track (5 each) back followed by El Captain or if it’s not too tiring / finishes quickly repeat in reverse. Mod = Core to let the PAX catch their breaths and Lunge and then core (also can do if we don’t have to run around)

Mosey back
Crawl bear down the hill
5 Burpees at the Bottom. Plank for the 6 if necessary.

Falling Indian Run – Burpees back to the #ShovelFlag

Burpees Squared –
PAX pair up. Each PAX runs the squar but at each corner the PAX does a Burpee starting with the corner where all PAX are. While the burpee running is happening other pax does one exercise:

LBC Pickle Pointer Fluter Kick Squat

MARY:
Dealer’s Choice (almost ended with Pickle Pointer Ring of Fire (starting with 3)
Dealer’s choice but every exercise has to be a Burpee)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 men got their weekly dose of burpees!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Today’s my birthday! I’m so happy to share it with you men at the start!

As many of you know, lately I’ve had my thoughts on a certain person. She’s gotten my attention and my thoughts go there often. But the best part about her? She fills my thoughts with the Word of God. We talk about it all of the time.

We discuss what we’re meditating on, what we’re reading through, what our devotionals that we read says (we even discovered we have the same daily devotional book)!

Many people probably know what the greatest two commandments are. Love God and love others. This fulfills the whole law! The Jews counted up 613 different laws from the Torah to be followed and yet if you did these two things you would fulfill the law.

Coupled with this is what Jesus said with your heart – what you meditate on, what you think about, will overflow. This is also stated in the same passage that Jesus quotes when asked about the Greatest Commandment in Deuteronomy 6:4-9:

4 “Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.[b] 5 You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your might. 6 And these words that I command you today shall be on your heart. 7 You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, and when you walk by the way, and when you lie down, and when you rise. 8 You shall bind them as a sign on your hand, and they shall be as frontlets between your eyes. 9 You shall write them on the doorposts of your house and on your gates.

Obedience to God’s law is threefold: immediately, completely, and joyfully. We can ask God to help us follow through, especially with our hearts, as we think about The Good News of Law as my church put it during a study we did this summer.

So today, dwell upon, meditate on, talk about, and think of God’s law. You will see the fruit of thinking about how good it is all the time with a heart that overflows with belief of the same.

MOLESKIN:
Birthday Q’s seriously make your day go so well. 11/10 would recommend any opportunity you get to Q on your bday to do it!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
IPC still happening. Brolympics 11/5/2022 at The Asylum. Watch Slack for sign-ups.

Shamrock – Walls of Jericho

August 29, 2022 Anchorman

THE SCENE: So humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Run in a circle, side to side, butt kicks, high knees, run, stop.

Stretching – Quads

Mountain Climbers – IC – 15 – 4 count

Cobra stretch

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Smurf Jacks – 20

Cherry Pickers x5

1-2-3 MerkBurpee (Wide-Standard-Tri) x 3

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the CMU pile

Grab a CMU – I set out 4 extra CMUs with a rope around 2, with 2 more stacked on top.

Form a large circle for the Walls of Jericho

Round 1

1 man will walk backwards dragging 4 CMUs around the full circle, during which the rest of the men will:

–Curl CMU AMRAP until the 1st man makes it back to their spot

–Smurf jacks AMRAP while the next man drags the quad CMU around,

1-2-3 MerkBurpee (Wide-Standard-Tri) AMRAP
Start back over with Curls, then Smurfs, then 1-2-3 MerkBurpees.
We had 11 men so this took a while

Round 2

Once everyone has had a turn we do it again, but with 3 different exercises.

Jumping Spiders – AMRAP
Bobby Hurly – AMRAP
Tricep CMU – AMRAP

Round 3

CMU Twinkle Toes “Heavy Twinkie”- AMRAP
Alternating CMU Merkins – AMRAP
Bench press while doing flutter kicks “Flutter Press”? – AMRAP

We made it through all 3 rounds and had 5 minutes to burn at the retention pond gully. We ran up and down twice and did some long planks

MARY:

Dealers choice – BBS, Merkins, V-ups, flutter kicks

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 men – Nature Boy, Osteen, Fabio, Crawl Space, Pom-Pom, Waxjob, Betty, Dumpster Dive, Curry, Mermaid, Anchorman,

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Resolution and Review

Resolution – a firm decision to do or not to do something. Sound like a Yoda quote.

From the devotions from Thomas a Kempis a 14th century Christian

“In the morning make a resolution and in the evening examine yourself on what you have said this day, what you have done and thought, for in these things perhaps you have offended God and those around you. “

An example for a resolution to start your day – Pray that God would help you to consider others throughout the day more than yourself. Pretty easy to sit in bed at night to rewind and playback parts of your day. Was I self serving today or did I serve others?

In the same devotional Thomas says “Just men depend on the grace of God rather than on their own wisdom in keeping their resolutions.”

It is NOT a Fitness Expo

August 22, 2022 Curveball

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy	Temperature	Feels Like	Humidity	Wind Speed	Wind Direction
Partly Cloudy	69 ℉	70 ℉	99%	3.5 mi/h	SW

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
Delivered as desired. I am not a professional.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Jack of All Trades. – Stolen from Blockbuster F3 Phoenix
Inchworm into plank
5 Plank Jacks
5 Peter Parkers
World’s Greatest Stretch
5 ranger merkins
5 fire hydrants each leg
Inchworm back to standing
10 backslappers
5 sweater squats – straight leg bent over for 5 count
stand up and pull sweater apart for a 5 count
5 seal claps
5 overhead claps
5 side straddle hops
5 heel raises

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Football Field. Moving on Field along mapped path. The path mapped the letter ‘F’ and number ‘3’. At each corner, small number of exercises where done. The F included burpees, merkins, and shoulder taps. The 3 included squats, monkey humpers, and calf raises.

Moved to track. As many laps as possible. Each lap had six stations, three at each end. So, sprint then A mosey B mosey C. Then the other half. Sprint A mosey B mosey C.
A: Merkins
B: Abs (LBCs or BBs)
C: Monkey Humpers or Squat Jumps
Sprint the straight sections and then mosey in between the stations in the corners. Rep counts where 20 first lap, 15 second lap, and 10 for every other lap. Most of the PAX completed four laps. Some more. Some fewer.

Mosey off track to picnic area. 20 Dips. 20 step ups.

Back to the flag.

MARY:
20 Flutter Kicks
16 Pickle Pointers
13 Pickle Pounders.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 better men.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
For Baby Boomer and all those traveling this week. And for all the sick and suffering. For the unsaid prayers in our hearts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2nd F opportunity at Swan Cabin for the nights of the Sept 16th and 17th (Fri & Sat). See Waxjob.