F3 Knoxville

Does your Abacus go to 50?

THE SCENE: Warmish cool. Or coolish warm. Like 50 or something.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x50 IC (4ct)
TN Rocking Chair x15 IC
Squats x50 (single count)
Mountain Parkers x15 IC
Crabettes x15 IC (I think it was 15… Lost count watching everyone flail about like a pack of drunken baby giraffes…

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the upper soccer field. Man, it looks too dark. Keep going to Watt Rd field.
50yd forward roll burpees
50yd crawl bear back

Mosey to concrete bleachers
20x Giant Step-ups (3 steps up, 3 steps down = 1 rep)

Charge up the hill to the upper field. Guess it’s not that dark after all.
50yd Broken Wheelbarrow (switch w/ partner as needed)
Burpee Backward Broad Jump back (shortened it up a little on audible)
50yd regular wheelbarrow – Each partner completes 50yd before switch

Mosey around to the base of the hill
5 rounds:
Sprint up to the top
Mosey back down
10 merkins
Flutter kicks 4 the six

Mosey back toward where it looks like Frosty and Tank are unloading.
Oops, NVM they’re leaving.
Well, we made it to the bleachers so knock out six more Giant Step-ups

Mosey back to the AO. Grab tents and tables from Frosty and Tank, scatter distribute to the fields.

MARY:
Ring of Fire – Leg pushdown style
LBCs x20 IC
Row your Boat
Side Crunch x15 IC each side
Flutter Kicks x20 IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs for the full beatdown. Special guest appearances by Tank and Frosty
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talking to my daughter the other day… I forget what it was we were even referring to, but I playfully told her she was being lazy. She said, “No, I was being tired!” I told her, “Tired is a feeling, lazy is a choice.” There’s often a poor choice that goes along easily with what we’re feeling at any time. As guys, we have a tendency to suppress feelings and try to ignore them as we make choices. However, some time ago I took a class on “Emotional Intelligence”. At the time, I thought it was kind of stupid because we took a lot of time looking at emotions, then at the end we went into how making decisions based on emotions was a bad thing. I thought, “Hey, of course. Why did we spend all that time on emotions when we’re supposed to just ignore them like I was already trying to do.” It wasn’t until later that I realized the subtle difference between trying to ignore emotions and recognizing those emotions and realizing in the moment how they are trying to affect your decision making. As Eph. 4:26 puts it, you can be angry (and recognize that you are), but choose to sin not.
MOLESKIN:
Happy birthday to Abacus – Thanks for sharing part of your 50th birthday with us!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for Cornhole as he defends his thesis choice this week! (He wouldn’t tell us where this was going to be happening for some reason…)

Burn the Wet Wood

THE SCENE: 48 and dry.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x20

Cherry Pickers IC x5

‘Mericans IC X10

Mountain climbers IC x10

THA-THANG:

CMU Exercises
Ratchet Squrls = Ratchet squat curls
French Military Squats
Stocky Balboas = weighted Rocky’s
Lunging Tricep Extensions
Blocky Hurley’s
BURN OUTS
250 of each
Start wherever you want, finish wherever you want – but once you start an exercise you have to finish it!
When you burn out either arms or legs, run to the tennis courts and grab a ball. Do what it says x 10. Run back and start where you left off.
Dodgeball – we have balls, if you get hit you do the exercise x10. If you catch it they do it x20.. Once the exercise is done you join again

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Junk, Mayberry, Sparky, I-beam, Hot Tub, Scooter, Snitch, Abacus, Waxjob
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

– Recapped the story of Elijah
1 Kings 18
God is the igniter of wet wood. Sometimes the wood is wet because of our circumstances, or our environment. Sometimes it’s wet because of relational issues, or our internal crapola. Sometimes it’s wet because we have been pouring buckets of water over ourselves with our own decisions. Whatever the reason, He is the igniter of wet wood. Sometimes He even wants the wood wet for His Glory, just to show that it’s only Him who could have done it. So even if you feel like you’re dealing with wet wood, ask for the fire!

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MOLESKIN:
We spent time praying for Wallball’s dad who is getting a consultation for a heart transplant today..
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

Time for the speed round

THE SCENE: I  don’t know what the temperature was but it was  Noooice!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, rockettes, merkins
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the steps down from the restaurant rock.
14 different stations:(any order)
PAX slips up and everyone goes to a station.
Stations:
35lb plate press (press both at once if your a stud)
Bobby Hurley’s
Merkins
Lunges
Plank Supermans
Side lunges
Dry docks
Squat jumps
Dips on curb
Plank leg raises
More squat jumps
round the clock merkins
10lb medicine ball slams
Plank jacks
One guy runs up the hill to the rock and does 5 burpees and back down while all others do exercise they are at. Once the rock run gets back down everyone rotates/switches exercises in a clockwise manner.
After everyone does all exercises….
SPEED ROUND: move as fast as you can through exercises doing a qty of 10.
SUPER SPEED ROUND: 5 exercises even faster.
Pick up cones and weights and go back to AO.

MARY:
42 flutter kicks
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I talked about being a good role model for our kids but not allowing our kids to put us as their example. We will fail and we will fail in front of them. Their ultimate example needs to be that of Christ.
MOLESKIN:
Good to see proton and rusty at the dog pound.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Wagon wheel talked about the hardship hill podcast, updates on the race, prayers for family and friends with illness.

Sally’s Super 21

THE SCENE: Low 40’s and a little damp
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

– Tempo Squats x 25 IC

– Carolina Dry Docks x 20 IC 4ct.

– Lunges out and back

– Shoulder blasters

THA-THANG:
Mosey to tennis courts for Super 21s:

– 1 Merkin, run across court for 1 big boy sit up

– 2 merkins, 2 sit ups

– Increase by 1 rep each set until 21

– Pause after 10, 15, and 21 to keep the Package together and do 21 rest squats

The PAX crushed this so we had time for a set of Bearpees across the court:

– 5 bear crawl steps to 1 burpee, 5 steps to 2 burpees, and continue across court. Once we hit the other side, we crawl beared back with the same burpee intervals. Naturally, the PAX loved the burpee/bear crawl combo!

We spent our last few minutes squatting to ole Green Sally.

MARY:
– Box cutters x 25 IC

– Hello Dolly x 25 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We discussed being content in our lives without being complacent. As leaders and HIMs we should strive to improve our own situations instead of waiting for someone else to step up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Equalizer is expanding to Monday & Wednesday, be sure to check it out. F3 Dad’s Camp is coming up in the fall so look out for that as well.

Lucky #7

THE SCENE: 20’s & cold, thankfully no wind.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry pickers x 5
  • SSH x 20 (4ct)
  • Squats x 10 (4ct)

 

THA-THANG:

7 of Diamonds.   4 cones were set up in a diamond shape.  As a group, mosey around the diamond, stop at each cone and perform the following exercises.  All reps are a multiple of 7.

  • Lap 1 – 7 Burpees
  • Lap 2 – 14 Mountain Climber (4ct)
  • Lap 3 – 21 Iron Mikes (4ct)
  • Lap 4 – 28 American Hammers (4ct)
  • Lap 5 – 21 Merkins (4ct)
  • Lap 6 – 14 Monkey Humpers (4ct)
  • Lap 7 – 7 Burpees

MARY:

Dealers choice:

  • Tank – LBC x 41
  • Junk – Hello Dolly x 20
  • Mayberry – Reverse Cowgirl x 20ish – too much laughing to count

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs:  Tank, Junk, Mayberry, Frosty, I-Beam, BlueCross, ToeBox, Abacus, Tweet-E, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The Parable of the Sower — Luke 8:4-15

 4 While a large crowd was gathering and people were coming to Jesus from town after town, he told this parable: 5 “A farmer went out to sow his seed. As he was scattering the seed, some fell along the path; it was trampled on, and the birds ate it up. 6 Some fell on rocky ground, and when it came up, the plants withered because they had no moisture. 7 Other seed fell among thorns, which grew up with it and choked the plants. 8 Still other seed fell on good soil. It came up and yielded a crop, a hundred times more than was sown.” When he said this, he called out, “Whoever has ears to hear, let them hear.” 9 His disciples asked him what this parable meant. 10 He said, “The knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of God has been given to you, but to others I speak in parables, so that, “ ‘though seeing, they may not see; though hearing, they may not understand.’a 11 “This is the meaning of the parable: The seed is the word of God. 12 Those along the path are the ones who hear, and then the devil comes and takes away the word from their hearts, so that they may not believe and be saved. 13 Those on the rocky ground are the ones who receive the word with joy when they hear it, but they have no root. They believe for a while, but in the time of testing they fall away. 14 The seed that fell among thorns stands for those who hear, but as they go on their way they are choked by life’s worries, riches and pleasures, and they do not mature. 15 But the seed on good soil stands for those with a noble and good heart, who hear the word, retain it, and by persevering produce a crop.

Jesus is clearly talking about man’s response to His call for salvation, which is an entire discussion unto itself.  This morning I focused on the current state of our hearts, particularly verse 14.  If I’m honest, a lot of times I feel like the seed from verse 14 – that which gets distracted and lulled by the American culture.   We have so much in our country that we are often fooled into thinking we are self-sufficient rather than dependent on Christ.  Protect your heart against this way of thinking.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Collecting gift cards for the Mend House.  Tank will be collecting them this week.