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Womens Work

The scene: 40 and moist

Welcome and disclaimer

Warm o Rama

Mosey around the tennis court
10 Burpees OYO
Windmills
Merkins
Groiners
I Y T

The Thang

Mosey to the outhouse
30 box jumps

Partner Dora (suicide)
100 decline stacked Merkins
100 rotating lunges
100 stacked feet Merkins
100 cobra squats

Different partner
Mosey to the skate rink (long lap)
100 iron mikes
100 alternating BBS
100 flamingos
100 CDDs

Whose got wheels?

5 tennis court sprints with 10 Merkins

Mary
Worm crunch
London bridge
Werkins

BOM

Be a part of a men’s group and you will be a better believer. As part of mine I am leading a session on wives next week. My first thought was to go into the Word and see what God said about wives. He says:

Proverbs 18:22

“He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the Lord.”

Ephesians 5:25

“Husbands love your wife as Christ loved the church.”

I can honestly say I haven’t always been the best husband. Or at least the husband my wife deserves. Thankfully she hasn’t caught on that she could do better… but if I am supposed to love her like Christ loved the church, it means I’m supposed to be kind to her, fight for her, pray for her, lead her, and love her with all my heart. Thankfully God and wives forgive us when we don’t do as we should.

And while I believe that Valentine’s Day is a holiday made up by card, chocolate, and flower companies to offset their losses during the holiday season, we are supposed to show our wives how much we love them tomorrow, I encourage you to not let it just be tomorrow, but everyday.

We joke about the inspiration book for today, “Women’s Heath Little Book of Exeecises”, and the pictures in the book, we shouldn’t compare our wives to other women. It does us no good to compare our wives to 20 year 0% body fat cheerleaders. We need to stop looking at this pictures, or phones, or other women at all, and love our wives for who they are and what Christ sees in them.

So go home hug your wives and really tell them how much they mean to you and how much you love them.

Sweet Sixteen and Heading to the Finals

THE SCENE: Cloudy, cool, had rained earlier in the morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Body Twists
THA-THANG:
Mosey to top of trail at northern end of park.

Starting at cone we will do Route 66 downhill.  The first to get to the cone at the 11th light should turn around and sweep all men back to the first cone.  The following will be the exercises:

  • Mountain climbers (four count)
  • Squat Jumps
  • Carolina Drydocks

Mosey back down trail until we reach area by Big Tree.  20 Merkins

Mosey to perimeter trail on other side of northern park entrance.  20 Merkins

Mosey on perimeter trail to area below Mount Everest.  20 Diamond Merkins

Mosey up Mount Everest to boulder pile near Administrative Bldg Parking Lot.  Each man takes cinder block weight boulder.  We will do the following exercises with boulders:

  • 20 Overhead Presses
  • 20 Curls
  • 20 Triceps
  • 20 Lifts
  • Rinse and Repeat

Mosey to stop sign on Northeast side of admin bldg.  20 Carolina Dry Docks

Mosey to Pavilion by AO

We will do Totem Pole with following exercises. Exercises to be performed for 30 seconds, adding on another exercise each time until we have done all five.  Then we drop bottom exercise, etc. until we finish with last exercise.  Thus, all exercises will have been performed five times by the time we are done.  The exercises are:

  • Burpees
  • Big Boy Sit-ups
  • American Hammers
  • Picnic Table Pull-ups
  • Bicycle Kicks

Mosey to AO

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Sixteen men.  One was FNG whom we dubbed “Notorious.” Another man, “Shakespeare”, is transplant from F3 at Columbia, SC.  He now lives in Knoxville and we welcome him!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The scripture of the day is from Matthew 6: 5-9.

5 “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love xto stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. yTruly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6 But when you pray, zgo into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. aAnd your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

7 “And when you pray, do not heap up empty phrases as bthe Gentiles do, for cthey think that they will be heard dfor their many words. 8 Do not be like them, efor your Father knows what you need before you ask him. 9 fPray then like this:  (then the Lord’s Prayer is recited).

When we pray, we do not have to worry about praying with beautiful sentences or big words.  God wants you to be yourself.  God also wants time with you alone.  He made you and desires relationship with you, conversation with you.  Because He wants conversation with you, both talk to Him and listen to Him.  Take time to listen in prayer.  If things happen in your day, ask God what He is wanting you to learn from those things.  What is God trying to tell you?  And remember, when talking to God, that He is Love.  Do not shy away from your father, who created you, who knows you, who loves you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Coffeeteria Baby!!!

Alternate Route 66

THE SCENE: Chilly and damp 28
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the Boats for A Modified Route 66.  15 lights total around base of hill.  At each light increase number of rep by 1.

First 9 lights, Merkins

Stop at Fuel tanks for 25 BBS

Next 6 lights, Burpees

At Matterhorn

Start at 2 reps and each trip up the Matterhorn increase reps by 2.  Repeat trips up Matterhorn until getting 10 reps of each exercise. 2 Merkins + 2 Ratchet squats

Back to Route 66 going the opposite direction.

6 lights, 2 Squats increase reps by 2 at each light

At Fuel Tanks 25 BBS

Mosey to lower stairs.  10 werkins, run up stairs to top of hill at restaurant, 10 werkins

Indian Run back to AO

MARY:
Ring of Fire Merkins starting at 5 reps, increasing by 5 each round up to 15 reps

American Hammers (Crawdad)

Flutter Kicks (Tank)

Wide flutter kicks, ask Bartman for his name of these (Bartman)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
When we pray to God, we need to remember to be humble in our prayers and ask that His will be done.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Alcoa CSAUP

Wesley house this Sunday rain or shine.   Be in the gym if it is raining

Remember Mama Jo

THE SCENE: At the Dog Pound 33 degrees and cloudy w an occasional sprinkle
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER 

WARM-O-RAMA

50x SSH, Imperial Squat x 15, Jerkin x 15

  • THA-THANG
  • Choose your 👶🏽 (25lb weight) from the truck and Mosey to the top parking lot
  • Four corners: 20 squat jumps and bear crawl to next corner, 20 Box Cutters then lunge, LBCs then sideways bear crawl, mountain climbers then duck walk, rinse and repeat
  • Doras: 100 Curls, Presses, and Triceps w 👶🏽, while B.B. runs to end and does 20 Dry docks…mosey back to AO
  • Dora’s: Prisoners x 50, 15 Diamond 💎 merkins
  • Tunnel of Love
  • Suicide Burpees

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Shared the impact my Grandmother had on me and others and she worried too much. Ended up dying on Valentines Day. Message is to simplify your life and decrease stress.

 

Pole Dancing Dozen

THE SCENE: Cold with Clear Skies
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Two Laps Around AO Parking Lot, 20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Windmills, 7 Little Baby Arm Circles Forward, 7 Backward, 5 Wide Arm Circles Forward, 5 Backward
THA-THANG:
Mosey north of AO parking lot up hill to top parking lot.  20 Box Cutters in cadence.

Mosey North on road toward park entrance.  Turn right on new trail that intersects road.  15 Box Cutters in cadence.  Mosey about half way up trail to cone which is by trail light.  We will do elevens where we will go to first light and do one of an exercise, continuing to second light where we do two, onward to the eleventh light where we will do eleven of the exercise.  The first to get to finish turns around and sweeps all men back to the starting cone.  We then start the next exercise.  These are the exercises:

  • Big Boy Sit-ups
  • Squats
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Merkins
  • Ice-Skaters
  • Star Jumps
  • Hello Dollies

We will not go back to original cone after Hello Dollies.

Mosey to Pavillion by AO Parking Lot.

We will do Totem Pole (starting with first exercise for 30 seconds, then doing it again but adding next exercise, etc. until we do all five of the exercises for 30 seconds.  Then we drop the first exercise and go through round again, doing four exercises for 30 second each.  Then we will drop second exercise, etc. until we only do the fifth exercise for 30 second.

Mosey Back to AO Parking Lot

MARY:

Planks with right arm up, left arm up, right leg up and left leg up.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 Men.  No FNG’s.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Reading from Isaiah 40:  28-31.  We must lean on God for our strength.  He shall renew our strength and mount us up with wings like eagles.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Coffeeteria!