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Triple 11’s

The Scene

62 and perfect

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

Fitness, Fellowship, Faith, Free, Modify, Not Professional, Own Volition, Social Distance, Phone

Warm-O-Rama

Merkins

Seal Claps

Square Crawl

BAC F/B

Phelps

Cherry Pickers

Tha-Thang

Triple 11’s

BYOCMU travels with you the whole time

 

Travel to 10 yd line- 1 Curl to press (lock out on both ends), Rows each side, Illuminati raises

Goal Line- 10 HR Merkin, American Hammer w/ CMU, chest press/skull crusher w/ CMU

 

Travel to 20 yd line- 2 Curl to press (lock out on both ends), Rows each side, Illuminati raises

Goal Line- 9 HR Merkin, American Hammer w/ CMU, chest press/skull crusher w/ CMU

 

Travel to 30 yd line- 3 Curl to press (lock out on both ends), Rows each side, Illuminati raises

Goal Line- 8 HR Merkin, American Hammer w/ CMU, chest press/skull crusher w/ CMU

 

Travel to 40 yd line- 4 Curl to press (lock out on both ends), Rows each side, Illuminati raises

Goal Line- 7 HR Merkin, American Hammer w/ CMU, chest press/skull crusher w/ CMU

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Travel to 90 yd line- 9 Curl to press (lock out on both ends), Rows each side, Illuminati raises

Goal Line- 2 HR Merkin, American Hammer w/ CMU, chest press/skull crusher w/ CMU

Called recover before we got to the opposite goal line. Most got to the 90 yd mark

Before we headed back to AO we got a nice 10 count CMU taps in.

Mary

No Time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 HIM’s Welcome FNG “Culture Shock”

COT/BOM

Do the hard thing 

We often know exactly where to hide to not get called out in life DONT. 

Do the hard thing now so you are ready later. 

Be an asset

You don’t have to be the most talented, biggest fastest or strongest to become an asset  

MOLESKIN:

Mumble chatter was on point today. No one seemed to be a fan of the Illuminati raises but that was to be expected. BYOCMU went perfectly we had just enough. 

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Convergence at JUCO July 2nd

A sign-up sheet is forthcoming.  Schedule:

5:00am – 6:00am Pre-Ruck (Optional)

6:00am – 7:00am Beatdown (Nant’an on Q)

7:15am – 8:00am Coffeeteria/Breakfast and a special 3rd F Speaker at the Hardin Valley Academy Gym (right down the street)

8:00am – EndEx

Passing The Flag

THE SCENE: mid 60’s and HUMID
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

THA-THANG:

burpees at shamrocks (34)
Mosey to the track
perform 20 lunges (10 each leg), 20 squats, 20 calf raises, run the bleachers to the other side, up/down at each set of stairs.
rinse and repeat X3
mosey to St. Patrick (where he was, not where he is)
do 11’s with dips at the circle, and merkins at the merkin mile

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Review 5 principles of F3, follow up the BOM from today, reinforce that we want it to be HARD, but you can choose to modify.

Pass the Flag to Betty
MOLESKIN:
FNG “Oh Brother Where Art Thou”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Shamrock – Ring of Fire Roller Coaster

THE SCENE: 68F
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 – 4 ct SSH, 10 Merkins, 10 Tie Fighters, 15-4 count flutter kicks.

THA-THANG:

To celebrate our 2 year anniversary we did Jumping Spiders at every shamrock on the road. This was a terrible idea, but according to the internet Plymetric pushups are really good for burning goo and building muscle. I think we had 34 shamrock stops, so 68 of these.

After recovering with a short walk the crew did not kill me, so we moved on to get a tour of the ring of fire roller coaster.

#1 pick your poison and make you way around the round brick enclosure with dips, incline merkins, decline wall crawl or box jumps.

Bunny Hop to #2

#2 Basketball Merkins – 10 alternating, roll ball to opposite hand and do an offset merkin, then roll it back.

Bear crawl to #3 “What’s up Doc” (TM by Baby Boomer)

#3 Grab a CMU, toss it up to the landing, hoist your sack of meat up, grab the CMU, run down the steps, and repeat for 3 times total.

Run to the covered walkway.

#4 Grab a CMU – 25 curls + 25

Run to #5

#5 Small weights / rocks (pink weights for Jenner) – 50 behind the back tricep flutters

Run to #6

#6 CMU drag from curb to curb, then back to curb.

Start over at the ring of fire.

11 men somehow managed to wrangle up all 18 CMUs to return to the pile.

MARY:
10 buns of steel each side, 20 – 4 count flutter kicks, 15-4 count LBCs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11- Jitters, Curveball, Voo Doo, Mandolin, Honeydew, Long Noodle, Dumpster Dive, Jenner, Baby Boomer, Commission, Anchorman
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
2 years at Shamrock has been a huge blessing to me. I look forward to showing up in the gloom everyday. We have a strong band of brothers and I hope we continue to reach out to friends, family and strangers to invite them in to this group.

Psalms 133:1 Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!

MOLESKIN:
Baby Boomer’s friend Brad who is recovering from a heart attack. Pom pom to stay safe during his competition. Jenner for health and MCAT prep stress.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoff on May 25th!

Plant Trees

The Scene

Beautiful

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

Fitness, Fellowship, Faith, Free, Modify, Not Professional, Own Volition, Social Distance, Phone

Warm-O-Rama

Motivators (Dumpster Dive picked to start from 5)

Cherry Pickers

Runners Lunge w/ reach

Tempo Squats

Merkins

 

Challenged everyone to go for at least one more rep above what they think they could do during this workout. We are capable of more than we think. 

 

Tha-Thang

Mosey to the CMU Pile and grab one that we will work with throughout the beatdown

 

We set up around the parking lot for 3 rounds of each exercise with a run around the median in between. Exercises as follows:

3×20 walking lunges (After 20 walking lunges, leave cmu, run around the median back to where you left off.)

3×10 thrusters (Between each thruster take 2 steps) median run between each round

3×10 Big Boy Situps (Knuckles to ground behind your head, heel tap at the top) median run between each round

Some 10 counts were sprinkled in by various HIM’s

 

New dock work up next

While group 1 went through a plank variation the second group laid down on the ground next to the dock then got up and immediately got onto the dock. 3 rounds then tap a HIM doing a plank to let them know it is their turn. The below planks were completed in the three rounds: 

Standard Plank

Crab Plank

Freestyle plank

 

Grabbed our CMU’s and headed back toward the CMU pile

 

We circled up and complete 4 rounds of the following:

40 Rocky Balboas

10 CMU swings

 

We then moseyed back to the AO.

 

Mary

We had enough time for 1 minute of flutter kicks

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

14 HIM’s

COT/BOM

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”-Greek Proverb

I changed the quote a little since none of us are old. “A society grows great when wise men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”-Greek Proverb

Challenged everyone to break out of any self-centered loops we find ourselves in a begin to lay the groundwork for the next in line, even if we won’t reap the benefits of our labor. 

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Go 4th and Be Godly – There Is No “Try”

THE SCENE: 60’s. A little damp ground.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

May the 4th be with you. In honor of Star Wars day, today we will be doing themed exercises. Some you know, some you might know, & some you might even be surprised Pool Boy is leading…

Cantina Night Club (Moroccan Night Club)
Cloud City Rocking Chair (Tennessee Rocking Chair)
Little Princess Leia’s (Little Mermaids)
Chewbacca Humpers (Monkey Humpers)
Hans Solo Release Merkins (Hand-release merkins)
Rebel Squadron Run (Falling Indian Run) past the track to the Cheatsheet merkin parking lot past the track. Do Chewbacca Humpers while we pass then fall in when 6 passes you.

THA-THANG:

11’s:
Imperial Squat Walkers
Lunge between 2 parking spaces
Hans Solo Release Merkins
Lunge between 2 parking spaces (Bear Crawl optional)
Mosey to Coruscant Manufacturing Unit (CMU) pile

Death Star – A routine done with a deck of playing cards where each suit is an exercise and each card dictates the number of reps you do of that exercise all the way up to an Ace being 14 reps. Exercise complete when all 52 cards have been flipped:

Spades – Parking Space Light Speed Suicides
Hearts – Run down to the curb and back each
Clubs – Heavy Core (PAX drawing the two cards picks
Diamond- Hans Solo Relase Merkins
Additional stuff we didn’t have time for: R2D2 & C-3PO  (aka Dora)-
Partner exercises except each round your partner start with 1 Cloud City Rocking Chair
100 Chewbacca Humpers
200 Tie Fighters (100 each way)
300 Imperial Walkers
Mosey to the Rebel Base (Shovel Flag):

MARY:
Light Saber Game for Dealer’s Choice.
Except Yoda Jacks

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 Jedi Knights
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Do or do not, there is no try. Yoda says this and in some ways this is true & others not. But what I think Yoda means is what I’ll sum up in a different way:

God doesn’t expect more of us than we can do. Pause & think about that. He only expects what we’re capable of. But as we all know- & the past few weeks of study & rest I’ve done (legit or not, it’s a decision I made), I chose to do that.  You chose to get out here today & workout. Others chose to be on a business trip out of town, preparing for new life changes, or simply to stay at home. But you did it- you came here.

So now consider this:
“Have nothing to do with irreverent, silly myths. Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come.”
Have you heard the phrase ‘should implies can’? It’s simple yet profound. It’s similar to ‘do or do not, there is no try.’ If you should do something, it means you can. But even that is only what God has given us the ability to do. Today we got some bodily training on Star Wars day. But each new day, whether it’s Cinco de Mayo tomorrow, or another day 20 years from now or after this life, if we are disciplining ourselves for the purpose of godliness, it will have value now & forevermore.

MOLESKIN:
Mandolin is back! Prayed for Mandolin, Long Noodle’s wife and him, Dumpster Dive traveling and Waxjob’s adoption & financial court stuff. Good to be back after studying for and taking the PE Exam. Hilarious commentary from Dumpster Dive (especially during prayer requests) today – great mumblechatter and had a lot of fun.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP Escape from Haw Ridge this Friday 9pm-midnight! See Slack for details. Shamrock Flag handoff May 15.