F3 Knoxville

Tag: Bartman

Lightweight’s Birthday (Apparently)

AO: dogpound
Q: Madoff
PAX: Lightweight, Mayberry, Aladdin, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Bunches, Einstein, Bartman, Pew-pew
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
20 SSH
10 Rockettes
10 Tempo Squats
10 Baby Arm Circles forward and 10 backward
10 Merkins
CMU Carry to Poopitorium
Mozy up hill, 15 wide merkins on rail, 20 toe taps on curb, back to CMUs

THE THANG:
21-15-9 complexes for 3 rounds each

21 front squats
15 box jumps
9 Decline push-ups
Run Up the Hill, 20 Toe Taps on Curb, and Return

21 SSH with Tuck Jump
15 CMU Swings
9 BBS
Run Up the Hill, 20 Toe Taps on Curb, and Return

21 Apollo Ohno
15 Gas Pumpers with Static CMU Hold
9 Incline Merkins
CMU Return carry and return to AO

MARY:
10 Suitcase Crunches (in cadence)
10 GA Cheerleaders (in cadence)
20 Heel touches (in cadence)
10 seconds countdown to 6:15am

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lightweights Birthday and Read the newsletter

COT: Remembering David Anthony Clouate a good friend who took his life the week of Christmas and was laid to rest this past weekend in New Orleans. Reminder to each HIM to be intentional with your friends, check in on them, and cover them with prayer if nothing else because every man has struggles that are easy to go unseen.

Still Young

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Bartman, Aladdin, Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
We did
THE THANG:
Hill runs with merkins, squats and bbs at the top. Curl, press, tri at the bottom.
Calf raises down the stairs.
Lunges around the loop mixing in walking and running
43 dips
MARY:
Flutter, ga cheerleaders, stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Smokies Convergence Saturday, see slack
COT: Age ain’t nothing but a number

A Little bit of this and a little bit of that

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Bartman, Mayberry, Gibbler, Waxjob
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Yep
THE THANG:
Round robin
Round 1-3: do the exercise while one pax runs around the playground.
American hammers with med ball
Dips
Kettlebell Swings
Squat, clean, press
Intermission:
Mosey to lower lot, 3 sets of Hops and merkins over the parking blocks
Calf raises up the stairs
Round 4-5, do exercises while one pax farmers carries.
Curl, press, tri
Med ball Slams
Irkins
Cmu rows
Intermission 2: 10x squats at the lights
7s Dips and easy ups

MARY:
Stretch, Flutter kicks, boat/canoe

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Thanks Bartman for the word. Time is short with your kids, make it count

Santa Grok

AO: the-farm
Q: Choir Boy
PAX: Bartman, Choir Boy, Einstein, Penske
FNGs: 1 Penske
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: The Usual Suspects plus a jog around the parking lot

THE THANG:

Circuit 1: the Reindeer Rundown – 45 seconds on/15 seconds off of each exercise, then repeat the circuit for 3 total rounds

Rudolph’s Run (high knees)
Dasher’s Squats
Prancer’s Plank
Vixen’s V-Ups
Comet’s Crab Walk

Circuit 2: the Elves’ Endurance – same as above (45 seconds on/15 seconds off for 3 total rounds)

Elf Jumps (squat jumps)
Mistletoe Mountain Climbers
Holly Push-Ups (merkins)
Stocking Lunges
Gingerbread Walk (bear crawls)

MARY: Christmas Tree Pose – stand on one leg and stretch your arms out and up for 30 seconds each leg; Reindeer Stretch – fold down, touch your toes, inch worn out to plank (add a merkin for good measure) and inch worm back x2; and Sleigh Driver Stretch – one leg over the other, elbow on knee, look back, switch legs/sides

ANNOUNCEMENTS: No workout at the Farm on Christmas

COT: Wishing all of the farmers and their family and friends a healthy and Merry Christmas

Rain Day

AO: the-farm
Q: Aladdin , Aladdin, Bartman, Choir Boy, Einstein, Pew-pew
PAX: Aladdin, Bartman, Choir Boy, Einstein, Pew-pew
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: everyone pick one

THE THANG:
2 mins on 10 sec rest
1 min on 10 sec rest

Hand release burpees
High knees
CDD
Stalkers
Merkins
Iron mikes
V-ups
Mtn climbers
Squats
Imp walkers
Clock merkins
Star jumps
Big boys
Burpee broad jump
Shoulder taps
Broad jump shuffle
Calf raises
Rocky B’s
Bear crawl
SSH

MARY:
Heel ups,
Peter Parker’s
Bear crawl

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: be a warrior always