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Champions of Life

THE SCENE: Bloody cold out   -273 Kelvin

WARM-O-RAMA:
Arm Circles forward + back x 10 IC

Duck Walkin

‘Round the worlds

10 squats

Lil mosey
THA-THANG:

11s  Burpees + Tempo squats with a parking lot in between

Mosey another place

30 sec box jumps – 30 sec dips  X2

Superman swims 30 sec – Flutters IC X 2

Superman swims 30 sec — Merkins IC

Mosey back to AO

along the way

Step ups, American Hammers, Lunges, said hello to a hill, ran up and down the hill, backwards too,

some inch wormin and bearcrawlin til the end

We kept moving because it was cold

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Motivation- Don’t worry about motivation. Motivation is fickle and fleeting. As soon as you recognize that what you’re considering should be done, then commit and do it. Forget about motivation…. unless you’re like a psychologist and study motivation I guess
MOLESKIN:
LETS WORK SO WE CAN ENJOY THAT LITTLE EXTRA GRAVY ON THURSDAY
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Let’s pour one out for our brothers that might have died a little bit on the inside at the GROWRUCK…. Good job though boyz

Roll Your Own Beatdown

THE SCENE:

Insanely warm for min-November.  About 50 with a decent breeze.  Weird overnight conditions – no dew at all.  Will have to rely solely on perspiration for evidence of commitment to the beatdown.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Standard welcome, 2 FNGs today!

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Zero Burpees
  • SSH x30 IC
  • 2 Burpees OYO
  • TN rocking chairs x15 IC
  • 4 Burpees OYO
  • Forward Nose Wiper Merkins x10 IC
  • 6 Burpees OYO
  • Al Gore Tuck Jumps IC (I think we might have gotten 6
  • 8 Burpees OYO
  • Windmills x15 IC
  • 10 Burpees OYO
  • LBAC x15 each way IC

THA-THANG:
Blacksnake around the park, long way around to the playground, stopping halfway for 10 more burpees
At the playground: 1 and 1, 2 and 2, etc up to 5 and 5 of pull-ups and headstand pushups
Bernie up the hill and mosey to the soccer field. Partner up for a game of chance.

On a table are two dice, one white and one blue. White one specifies exercise, blue one specifies mode of transportation:
White

  • Squirkins x20 each
  • Pattycake BBS x35
  • Hi/Low 5 Burpees x15
  • Over/Unders x10 each
  • Partner Pistol Squat x15 each leg
  • Partner Leg Throwdowns x25 each

Blue

  • Wheelbarrow
  • Partner Drag
  • Partner Carry
  • AYG Sprint
  • Bear Crawl
  • Leap Frog

Roll both dice (doubles earns 5 burpees immediately – Only happened once), travel 30 yards as specified by Blue die, then do exercise specified by white. Return to the table, switching partner role for transport as necessary.  Plank etc. for the 6, R&R

Right before returning to the AO, we were at 45 burpees for the day (not counting the partner Hi/Low). Everyone crank out 5 more for the even 50, then mosey to the AO.

MARY:

  • Boat/Canoe (no rowing today.  Too hoarse to sing due to a cold last week…)
  • Hello Dolly x20 IC
  • Peter Parkers with Tank
  • Side Crunch x15 IC each side
  • Abbreviated Merkin Ring of Fire (Round of 5, then 4, no time for 3-2-1)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 PAX strong, including 2 FNGs: Welcome to Steve Glenn – Mr. Clean (Respect) and Robert Alexander – Bratwurst
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Last week I had the privilege of chaperoning my daugher’s 7th grade class trip to Washington DC.  Friday morning before we left we were able to attend the changing of the guard and a wreath laying with taps at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.  It’s one of the most moving things you can witness there in Washington, and if you can watch that without misty eyes and a lump in your throat you’re a harder man than I.  We shouldn’t isolate our thankfulness and gratitude to God and these honored dead to two days a year.  In some countries, the gathering we participated in today could have ended in jail or worse for us.  Let’s try daily not to take what we have been blessed with for granted, and pray for those that are in worse situations.
MOLESKIN:
I hate that everyone wasn’t able to make the GrowRuck, but barring that I can’t think of a better way to spend the morning. I missed everyone this week while I was hacking up my lungs! Hope you men can avoid the crud going around. Big props to Peach Fuzz for rounding out the burpees with an extra effort! Great drive from everyone this morning.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2.0 Workout this afternoon.

Burpee Sandwich

THE SCENE:   High 30s I think.  It was cold with an increasing amount of fog rolling in off the river.  By the time we finished the parking lot was a cloud.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Around the worlds
  • Figure 8s
  • Stretch

THA-THANG:
Burpee Sandwich.   Do the following exercises in order with 50 Jump Ropes between each exercise.

  • 25 Burpees
  • 30 Russian Swings
  • 35 Thrust Merkins
  • 40 Goblet Squats
  • 45 American Hammers
  • 50 Curls
  • 55 Lunges
  • 60 Wide Merkins
  • 60 Hip Raises
  • 55 Overhead Presses
  • 50 Big Boys
  • 45 American Swings
  • 40 Bent Over Rows
  • 35 Smurfjacks
  • 30 Diamond Merkins
  • 25 Burpees

MARY:
N/A it was part of the workout

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
3 PAX:  Tank, Ratchet, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Husbands are to leave their parents and cleave to their wives.   Aside from God himself, our wives are to take precedence over friends, family, or anyone else.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Make it 11

THE SCENE: 50ish and calm….perfect weather

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x 11
  • 4ct Merkins IC x 11
  • Cherry Pickers
  • This/that stretch
  • 5 burpees OYO

THA-THANG:

  1.  Giant concrete blocks
    • 11 box jumps
    • 11 decline merkins
    • rinse/repeat x 3
  2. Handrail
    • 11 easy ups
    • 11 squat jumps
    • rinse/repeat x 3
  3. Parking lot stairs
    • Backward bear crawl up stairs
    • Run to handicap parking sign and do 11 merkins
    • rinse/repeat x 3
  4. Bermuda Triangle
    • Start at first island with 11 Thrust Merkins
    • Run to 2nd island and do 11 Squats
    • Run up Dawn Wall and do 11 Smurfjacks
    • Rinse/repeat x 3

MARY:

  • Peter Parkers

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 PAX including 1 FNG:   Moses, Woodstock (FNG), Bueller, Scrum, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Adverstity.   We all deal with it in some form or fashion.  The question is how are you, as a man, going to handle it?  Will it defeat you or will you defeat it?  We usually don’t see adversity coming, so it often lands the first punch…..the trick is to not let it defeat you and be ready to lean in and punch back even harder.

MOLESKIN:
Today is my son’s 11th birthday…..thus all the 11 counts.   Had to cut the workout short by about 10 minutes so that I could make it home in time to open presents with him.  Thanks to the PAX for being flexible this morning.  We crammed a lot of work into a short amount of time today!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2.0 workout scheduled for 12/3.   Tank has the details.

The Deck is Stacked Against You

THE SCENE: 33 cold & clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC x 20
  • Merkins IC x 10
  • Cherry Pickers IC x 5
  • This/that stretch
  • Line up & go light pole to light pole with the following
    1. High knees
    2. Butt kickers
    3. Karayoke run (both ways)
  • 5 burpees OYO


THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to the ball field for relay race
    • Split into two teams.  Team 1 stay at home plate, team 2 go to 2nd base.
    • First man starts by bear crawling to the next base & then sprinting the rest of the bases.
    • Team holds plank until the man running gets back.
    • Perform 10 merkins as a group before next man takes off
  2. 11’s on the hill by ball field
    • Jump squats at top / Decline Merkins at bottom
    • must box jump concrete bleachers while going up the hill
    • alternate bernie sanders every other trip up
    • alternate forward bear crawl every other trip down
  3. Mosey to CMU pile & play some cards
    • Draw cards from the deck using the card value as the number of reps.  Face cards = 10;  Ace = 11;  Joker = 30 second stargazer
    • Hearts = burpees;  Diamonds = CMU goblet squat;  Clubs = CMU curls;  Spades = 4ct Iron Mike
    • Didn’t quite make it through the deck before time ran out.    Heavy on the burpees out of the gate!

MARY:
No Mary today….out of time!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

11 strong:  Dinghy, La-Z-Boy, Butters, Mayberry, Tank, Choir Boy, Doubtfire, Showcase, Sweet Tea (FNG), Shooter, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today is Veterans Day.   It’s a day to remember those who were willing to answer the call and say “yes” to our nation’s military.   Thank you to all of our Veterans for the sacrifices they’ve made so that we can enjoy the many freedoms that we take for granted all to often.

MOLESKIN:

Remember to keep our brothers climbing Mt. Leconte in your prayers today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

2.0 workout coming up on Dec 3rd.   More to come from Tank on this.