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Buck in a Yoga Room

October 30, 2017 Ratchet

THE SCENE: 30 and unexpectedly cold.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Imperial Walkers x 15 IC

Windmills x 15 IC

Cherry Pickers x 15 IC

SSH x 15 IC

Mountain Climbers x 15 IC

Plank Jacks x 15 IC

Squat x 15 IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Side-Lot

11’s (circles)

Top Burpees

Bottom Merkins

Plank until everyone finishes.

Mosey back to AO via benches for 40 step-ups

#135 For Time:

21 Squats 42 Ice Skaters

15 Squats 30 Ice Skaters

9 Squats 18 Ice Skaters

Find a Battlebuddy

21 High-Five Low Knuckles Burpees

15 Pistol squats – each leg

9 High-Five Low Knuckles Burpees
MARY:

Side Crunches

American Hammers (Captain’ would be proud!)

Flutter Kicks

Hello Dolly!

Plank-o-Rama

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 PAX!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t charge forward without having a plan and knowing the context of where your plan might take you!

The Story of TTTP!

October 29, 2017 Mayberry One comment

Truckin to the Pound (TTTP) F3 Knoxville’s first CSAUP event organized by the PAX is in the books!

The idea was hatched months ago around a campfire at Junk’s place. You know the kind of campfire, somebody makes a joke about running from one AO to the next, one guy thinks it’s a great idea, two guys think he’s crazy, the rest of the PAX in attendance join in and the pack mentally revealed a CSAUP event… Of course it had to have a name, plus Swirlie said he’d only do it if he got a shirt, and TTTP was born.

Lots of planning, emails, text and GroupMe messages, and laughter later resulted in a route being created. Q’s volunteered and were assigned their AO, date was picked, swim was added then just as quickly discarded. You see the event was planned for all the guys who want to go do an OCR or Ragnar relay or some other crazy event but due to time, expenses, responsibilities, or adulting can’t always make that happen.

The morning of the event was here and we were greeted by a cold, windy, and rainy morning. Perfect weather for a CSAUP event. A little before the scheduled 0600 departure time, 28 PAX descended on the Truck Stop AO. Pulling into the Truck Stop it looked someone bought all the reflective tape in Knoxville and was working to create their own runway. There were guys in shorts and short sleeves, pants and sweatshirts, rain jackets, headlamps, hats, gloves, rucksacks, La-z-boy was sporting a poncho, and Ratchet had on a bra. But if nothing else we were ready.

THE THANG: Mosey from Truck Stop AO to Dog Pound AO about 8ish miles with 4 mini Qs along the way.

Kicking us off at the Truck Stop was Frosty:
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Ssh x 20
Rockets
Windmills
Domo squats

10 squats, run to middle light
3 burpees, run to next light
5 thruster Perkins, Sprint back
3x

Mosey to Anchor Park where Swirlie steps up to Q
40 drydocs
Lunge parking lot
Bear crawl parking lot
Wheelbarrow parking lot

Mosey to the memorials on Evans Road

100 Merkins in honor of those who have sacrificed their lives for others.

Mosey to Anchor Park where La-z-boy lays the beatdown

Partner Workout
Partner A Lizard Merkins
Partner B Bear Crawls Reverse and Fwd
Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
PA – Flamingos
PB – Crab walks reverse and fwd
Merkins IC x 15
PA Mtn Climber
PB Gorilla Shuffle
Butt kickers for the win

Final mosey to the Dog Pound for Mayberry (who knew Concord Road had that big of a hill?)

Sandbag work, Pull-ups, Burpees, and squats

And it goes without saying that I think every member of the PAX was thankful we not only had vehicle support for waters, gear, and keys, but Junk patrolled the PAX shouting encouragement and blasting hair band music to keep us going.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
What stared as a crazy idea never would have happened without the help of my friends. God puts us where He wants us, and uses us as He needs us. What I also found out is how awesome the men who planned this are. Swirlie, Frosty, La-z-boy, and Toto all were instrumental in getting this thing going. This event taught me to count on your friends, He puts us where He wants us, but He also puts them into our lives too. Even with Frosty overly worrying about the details, none of this event would have been possible without good friends. I encourage each of you to go out and be the example of Jesus that He wants you to be, and allow Him to use you as He wants to use you.

We celebrated Swirlie leaving early to bring his baby girl home from the hospital after over a month in the NICU! Our God is good.

Descending Ladder

October 27, 2017 Bartman

THE SCENE: Low 40s & clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 30
Tempo Squat x 10
4ct Merkins x 10
Cherry Pickers x 5
this/that stretch

THA-THANG:

Descending ladder.

Each man OYO work your way down the ladder from top to bottom. After each round run across the parking lot & down the hill to the ball field fence. Rinse & Repeat eliminating the lowest remaining exercise each round. Alternate bernie sanders each trip up the hill when coming back from the ball field fence.

10 Thrust Merkins
9 Reverse Lunges
8 Box Cutters
7 Burpees
6 Squatjacks
5 Superman Swims
4 Dry Docks
3 Iron Mikes (4 ct)
2 Flutter Kicks
1 Ultimate Merkin

2. Bear Square Crawl.

Four cones set up in a square. Crawl the square while always facing the same direction. Stop at each corner & perform the following:

Round 1: 10 Merkins
Round 2: 10 Pickle Pounders
Round 3: out of time! One long crawl to the end of the parking lot & Crawl Bear back.

MARY:
No Mary today….plenty of abs in the workout.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 PAX: Rainbow, Booster, Snitch, Abacus, Pusher, Cat Gut, Smalls, Fabio, Rusty, Bunny, QVC, Walkabout, Code Brown, Charmin, Toll Bridge, Passport, Gibbler, Cheatsheet, Ribbed, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Repeat BOM from my last Q….it has still been on my mind. Don’t let the cold weather make you a fartsacker! Champions are made in the cold weather. Keep setting the alarm, keep pushing….you’ll be glad you did once the spring arrives.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Truckin to the Pound – tomorrow 6am at the Truck Stop.

Selfie

October 25, 2017 Ratchet

THE SCENE: 42 and nippy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Around the Worlds
Figure 8s
American Swing
Outhouse Run

THA-THANG:
20 min AMRAP
20x KB American Swings
20x Slide Goblet Squats
4x Sandbag Bear Complex
12x Burpees
1x Farmer’s Carry

MARY:
20x Flutter Kick
20x Box Cutters
10x American Hammer w/KB
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
When you’re not leading, you’d better be “Delegating”, “Training” or using someone on your team’s “Expertise”
MOLESKIN:
That was a bear of a workout…I love sandbags.

Good thing toddlers are easier to catch

October 24, 2017 Waxjob

THE SCENE:

Dark… Just enough chill to keep the sweatshirt on during stretching. AO’s almost dry.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tennessee Rocking Chairs x20 IC
Merk-jacks x15 IC
Al Gore Tuck Jump (Al Gore for 10 count, explode to Tuck Jump) x5
Outhouse run, Bernie back
LBAC x20 IC fwd, x20 IC back
Michael Phelps OYO to shake it out
Single-leg stand-up with partner

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the Pee Rocks, pick out 2 hand-size

I Believe I Can Fly:
Arms to the side, feverish tiny ineffectual flaps for 10 count
Arms front, repeat flapping
Bend at waist, flap arms against gravity
Repeat!

Pick an Edgeless Safety CMU from the pile
Mosey away from abandoned dogs in trucks and pile rocks at top of hill for BBS relay:
PAX lie in a line head to foot. First PAX grab Edgeless Safety CMU from overhead, BBS, and set at feet for next PAX.
Repeat until pile is empty, plank until all Edgeless Safety CMU are piled downhill

Grab a Edgeless Safety CMU and spread out in the grass for:

Tempo Goblet Squat x15 IC
Curls x15 OYO
OH Press x15 OYO
Tricep Extension x15 OYO
Toddler Toss x5 OYO: Pretend Edgeless Safety CMU is a toddler. Toss in the air and catch.
Rinse, Repeat

Mosey to tennis court:

Balls to the wall, travel clockwise on hands for 2 fence segments, then drop for 5 burpees. Repeat
Bear crawl across both courts, sprint back. Repeat.
Circle up for 5-Merkin Ring of Fire
Tighten the circle and flip over for 45° foot push-down Ring of Fire

MARY:
Just enough time for 20x Pickle Pounders IC.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
18 PAX killed it start to finish. No FNGs this time.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In Ephesians 5 Paul exhorts those of us who are husbands to love our wives “just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her.” I usually have thought of that verse in the context of his ultimate sacrifice for us on the cross. Of course, that event was the culmination of his saving love for us, but giving himself started far before that. He gave himself when he left the comfort of Heaven and stepped down to be born into a limited body like ours. He gave himself every day during his ministry when he was tired and hungry and wanted anything but to deal with more throngs of people. Every day he actively sought out ways to give himself for us. As you go through your day, look for ways that you can give yourself up; your needs, your desires, your conveniences, for your wife and show Christ’s love to her and also as an example to your children.
MOLESKIN:
2 weeks was a long time to be away from the Pound. Missed you guys, but it was great to get to witness the great start for the Bomb Shelter. Great job everyone who EH’d! Toddler Toss ended up being significantly more hazard potential than anticipated. I guess rocks don’t care if you drop ’em so they don’t help out at all like real toddlers do.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayer for Swirlie and family. Truckin’ To the Pound CSAUP 6am at Bob Leonard, F3 Knoxville 2nd Anniversary celebration McFee park November 4.