F3 Knoxville

Let the LORD Remodel Your House

THE SCENE: Rain was coming and going… Moved to the Splash Pad pavilion. Choir Boy still needed his running shoes though… 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Did this, very few questions, forgot to tell them I had my phone. They knew though, they knew. 

WARM-O-RAMA:

Blindside warmy-upy things

THA-THANG:

Sea Biscuit from the Splash Pad (1 lap = down the ramp and around Stonehenge)

  • 1 Lap → 30 Merkins → Box Cutters 
  • 2 laps → 30 Box Jumps → Flutter Kicks 
  • 3 Laps → 30 Dips → Freddie Mercury 
  • 4 Laps → 30 Imperial Squat Walkers (Knee/Knee/Squat = 1) → Hello Dolly
  •  Not a race. PAX completes ab work until the SIX completes the exercise

Cindy Crawford AMRAP at the Bathhouse: Timer set to 13 minutes (Time left in the workout)

  • 5 Pull-ups 
  • 10 Merkins
  • 15 Squats 
  • 20 LBCs
  • 25 V-ups 

MARY:

Right over left & left over right stretching. Kobra Kai stretching until the time is called 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

6 HIMs. 0 FNGs. 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“Imagine yourself as a living house. God comes in to rebuild that house. At first, perhaps, you can understand what He is doing. He is getting the drains right and stopping the leaks in the roof and so on; you knew that those jobs needed doing and so you are not surprised. But presently He starts knocking the house about in a way that hurts abominably and does not seem to make any sense. What on earth is He up to? The explanation is that He is building quite a different house from the one you thought of – throwing out a new wing here, putting on an extra floor there, running up towers, making courtyards. You thought you were being made into a decent little cottage: but He is building a palace. He intends to come and live in it Himself.”

MOLESKIN:

The quote above is from C.S. Lewis’ book Mere Christianity. God is in the process of making you into something magnificent.  This is especially true if you have suffered a great deal in your life.  God will tear down the walls of your life, and He will rebuild them into something that can house His glory.  We often wonder why God is allowing such great suffering in our lives.  The answer is quite simple, however; some of us have major walls to be torn down.  On the other hand, as a Christian, it is always worth it to endure the tearing down process because, in the end, the beauty that is created is more magnificent than we could have imagined.   Often, we are content to be “a decent little cottage”, however, this is the Christian equivalent to being lukewarm.  God wants to build something incredibly beautiful in you. For some of us, that means extensive renovation.

Do Work. Be Happy.

THE SCENE: 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done and done

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x20; LBAC IC x10ew; Tempo Squat IC x10; Tempo Merkin IC x10

THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to STOP sign by Chapel: Partner up! One partner runs to the next STOP sign and back while the other completes: 
    1. V-ups 
    2. Hello Dolly’s 
    3. Flutter Kicks 
    4. Repeat until each partner does all three exercises.
  2. Mosey to the bottom of Route 66. Every other light pole; do a Captain Thor (1 BBS and 2 ct American Hammer), sprint to the next station. Adding 1 Captain Thor at each stop keeping the 1:2 ratio. Finish with 10:20. Kobra Kai stretches while waiting on the SIX. 
  3. Mosey to the Overlook:  
  1. Bear Crawl to the first pole; sprint back
  2. Bear Crawl to the second pole; sprint back 
  1.  Body Builder + Ghostman Baseball (Body Builder + is a Burpee/ShoulderTap/PlankJack/ToeTouch Combo)
    1. One group does “dealer’s choice abs while the other runs the bases
    2. Round 1: 
      1. 1st= 1 BB+
      2. 2nd= 2 BB+
      3. 3rd= 3 BB+
      4. 2nd= 2 BB+
      5. 1st= 1 BB+
    3. Round 2:
      1. 1st= 3 BB+
      2. 2nd= 2 BB+
      3. 3rd= 1 BB+
      4. 2nd= 2 BB+
      5. 1st= 3 BB+
  2. Return to AO 
    1. Ring of Fire: 5 → 1 Merkins  

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:

9 HIMs; No FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.” -Benjamin Franklin

We need to be “working” constantly. Whether that is working on bettering our bodies, our minds, our spiritual life, our family life, etc. Once we become idle, we start to deteriorate. Do Work. Be Happy. 

The Harvest is Plenty, but Laborers are Few

THE SCENE: Foggy, little brisk. Those recovering from IPC yesterday are a little stiff

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Welcome, I’m not a professional, I don’t know what is wrong with you, modify as needed, you’re here on your own accord, I have a phone for emergencies (including any emergency breakfast orders).  

WARM-O-RAMA:

Typical Blindside warm-upy things 

THA-THANG:

Mosey up to the bottom of Dwayne’s Hill. Partner up. Together, partners will complete the following exercises while one runs up to Dwayne, does 1 Body Builder (Burpee with added plank-jack, shoulder tap, and toe-tap), and returns 

  • 200 2-ct Flutter Kicks
  • 250 Imperial Squat Walkers 
  • 300  Shoulder Taps 
  • 350 LBCs 

Fellowship Mosey™ around the *OTHER* side of the circle to make sure Snitch’s Garmin map looks better. Regular Mosey to BathHouse 

The Q found a new exercise on the Exicon Ascending Testicles 

  • 5 Merkins with feet up against the wall
  • 5 Derkins with feet halfway up wall
  • 5 Derkins with feet on top of the wall 
  • *Extra Credit* 5 Balls to the Wall Derkins

Squat Ring of Fire → Hold squat while waiting

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

8 HIMs showed OUT today. Welcome to Wax On from Georgia. Prayers for him today and going forward. Hope to see him back in Knoxville soon!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Luke 10:2 “The Harvest is plenty, but laborers are few.” The Kingdom of God produces an incredible harvest, there are just too few laborers. 

Counting and counting

THE SCENE: 58
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH

5 Cherry pickers

4 burpees

15 grady corn
THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • Mosey to the ice palace on the base line
  • 100 Squats
  • 200 BBS
  • 300 SSH
  • Run to the base line and back 3 times

Mosey to the tenis courts

  • 100 Squats
  • 200 BBS
  • 300 SSH
  • Run to the base line and back 3 times

MARY:
stretching and some pickle pounders and hello dolly
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Galations 5:1
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayer for WaxJob – Tweetie – Ribbed

No Stars, So No Gazing

THE SCENE: Beautiful & Clear, until workout time. No stars to gaze at…

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC | Windmills IC
  • Baby Arm Circles IC
  • Grady Corns IC | Rockettes IC

THA-THANG:

Partner up & alternate AMRAP of the exercise with running to the next station and back. Teams advance when both partners have done all three exercises.


Station 1

  • Diamond Merkins
  • Lunges
  • Box Cutters

Station 2

  • Dry Docks
  • Squats
  • Flutter Kicks

Station 3

  • Shoulder Taps
  • SSH
  • LBCs

Station 4

  • Hand Release Merks
  • Single Leg Bridge
  • Imperial Walkers

MARY:

STRETCHES:

  • Bend down & grab toes
  • Sit squat
  • Knee to chest / Knee across
  • Child pose
  • Downward dog
  • Cobra Kai/upward dog
  • Pigeon Pose
  • Child pose
  • Downward dog
  • Upward

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM: Golden Rule

ANNOUNCEMENTS: HH. Waxjob. Q

PRAYER