F3 Knoxville

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Dirty Dozen

SCENE: 60ish & pleasant

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers
  • BACs | Windmills IC 
  • SSH IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Tennis Court. Twelve exercises on the whiteboard of fun. Do 12 reps of each and then take a lap. Go at your own pace & push somebody. Exercises were:

  1. Squats
  2. Box Cutters
  3. Diamond Merks
  4. Calf Raise
  5. Inch Worms
  6. Single Leg Bridge
  7. Hello Dolly
  8. Plank Jacks
  9. Hand Release Merks
  10. BBS
  11. Flamingo
  12. Dry Docks

MARY:

  • American Hammers IC
  • Australian Snow Angel
  • Cobra Kai

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“So, friends, we can now—without hesitation—walk right up to God, into “the Holy Place.” Jesus has cleared the way by the blood of his sacrifice, acting as our priest before God. The “curtain” into God’s presence is his body.

So let’s do it—full of belief, confident that we’re presentable inside and out. Let’s keep a firm grip on the promises that keep us going. He always keeps his word. Let’s see how inventive we can be in encouraging love and helping out, not avoiding worshiping together as some do but spurring each other on, especially as we see the big Day approaching.”

‭‭Hebrews‬ ‭10:19-25‬ ‭MSG‬

It always irritates me when I go out of my way to take my kids somewhere fun & they end up complaining, because there is nothing standing in the way of them having a good time but their attitude; they are squandering an opportunity 

But when I think about why I’m out here, the three Fs; I’m guilty of the same thing sometimes.

My fitness is not what I want it to be. Mostly because I like cookies. There’s nothing standing between me & fitness but me.

Fellowship: there’s plenty of times that I pass up real fellowship in favor of keeping my head down and being too nervous or lazy to open myself up.

And faith. We read the passage; there’s nothing standing between us and a deeper, nearer relationship with Jesus but us.

The question I’m asking myself today is “how do I want to be growing and how do I need to get out of my own way?”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Chumbawamba and Tabata

THE SCENE: late spring morning kinda cool kinda meh
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
 1 Burpee

Chumbawamba – Play the song by the same name and do SSH. Every time you hear the line “I get knocked down” you do a burpee then keep up the SSH. We did 28 burpees.

THA-THANG:
mosey over the tennis court. Tabata workout 5 rounds of the following exercises for 40 seconds with a variable rest time between

  • V-up
  • rest
  • Freddy Mercury
  • rest
  • Air Taps
  • rest
  • Monkey Humpers
  • rest
  • pickle pounders
  • rest
  • LBC
  • rest
  • lunges
  • rest
  • merkins
  • Agassi’s
  • rest
  • REPEAT

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence and off the chain event at the dog pound.

Step Up

THE SCENE: High 40s and sunny
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
15th day of the month, 135th day of the year – 230 days left in 2021 to make it what you want it to be

SSH, windmills, tempo squats, little baby arm circles forward, little baby arm circles backward, some Michael Phelps, a little bit of this and a little bit of that (x2), and tempo merkins – 15 reps of each (4 count where appropriate).

Pele wanted to do some cherry pickers, but I don’t like cherry pickers so we moseyed instead.  For once, Crawdad agreed with me.

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the bottom of Everest

15 more SSHs (4 ct)

Run up Everest to the top of the Summit

15 more SSHs (4 ct)

Mosey to the Coliseum

Divide up into two teams

Welch Dragons to 10 with one team going one way and the other team going the other way – if you don’t know what a Welch Dragon is, then look it up on the F3 Exicon or ask someone who has done it, he will remember

Meet back in the center for some Hello Flutter Cutters (one 4-ct Hello Dolly, one 4-ct Flutter Kick, one 4-ct Box Cutter – together back-to-back-to-back for one rep) while waiting on the six or at least 15

Ghost-man Baseball

Using the circle of the Coliseum, Team 1 runs to first base, does 15 reps of the exercise, and returns home.  Team 2 does a core exercise of its choice for the entire time it is waiting for Team 1 to return.  Team 1 does a core exercise of its choice while Team 2 runs to first base, does 15 reps of the exercise, and then runs back.  Repeat this process for the other bases but stop at each base on the way and do the exercise there before advancing to the next base (because you have to touch the bag before advancing in baseball) but do not do the exercises at each base on the way back (but do run back the way you came).  For the home run, do not run back, stay at home to do 15 reps of those exercises and then do a core exercise of the team’s choice while the other team finishes its home-run trot.

First Base – Merkins

Second Base – Squats

Third Base – Carolina Dry Docks

Home Run – Burpees

15 SSHs (4 ct)

Mosey to Crawdad’s Yoga Studio

15 SSHs (4 ct)

Hokey Pokeys (merkins with one leg in the air) x 15 each leg

25 SSHs (4 ct)

Mosey to the base of Baby Cardiac

35 SSHs (4 ct) – total of 135 for the entire workout

All you got sprint up Baby Cardiac to the AO

MARY:
Hold a plank for one minute to time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
18 HIMs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

It’s time to step up.  Lillydipper usually picks up 2 Qs a month on average, but he has been out with a hip problem and will be out for a while.  It’s going to take all of us to fill that void.  So, it’s time to step up.  Sign up for Qs.  If you’ve not Qed in a while, then it’s time to sign up.  If you’ve never Qed before, then it’s definitely time to sign up.  It’s not hard.  Just pick an exercise you don’t like to do and do it twice as many times as you want to do it.  The PAX will support you.  The Q doesn’t have to be perfect.  It just needs to be.  And, a Q needs to be on the website calendar days in advance so that any sad clowns will know that F3 will be there for them on Saturday morning (remember, the sad clowns don’t have access to Slack).  Step up and sign up.  Do it for your brothers.  Do it for Lilly.  We can’t let this fade in his absence or fall only on a few of us.  He will undoubtedly be back, hopefully sooner rather than later, but we need to make sure that his legacy is still here waiting on him.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers against racism, for the sick and shut in, for the journeys of Cheatsheet, his daughter, and all the F3 brothers, for Lillydipper, for Jinxy, for Doubtfire, for Convoy and his family, and for all of the unspoken prayers on our hearts and minds.  Prayers for the courage in each of us to step up in F3, in our families, and in our communities.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
June 12th – Convergence at Big Ball followed by a work day at Wesley House

July 24th – CSAUP at Dog Pound (was last year’s CSAUP not enough?)

Adapt to Survive the Kraken

THE SCENE: Almost 50. Clear skies. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done and Done. 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x15

Little Baby Arm Circles forward/backward x15

Cherry Pickers x5

Tempo squats x10

THA-THANG:

Modified Kraken … What started out as a lap in between each location, turned into a single lap after the first location and a spirited mosey to the next one … The best leaders improvise … 

Do Round 1 exercise at each location, then do Round 2 exercise

  • Tennis Court
    • Round 1 
      • Lunge Lap (took approx. 38 mins)
    • Round 2 
      • 40 Monkey Humpers 
  • Playground
    • Round 1 
      • Pull-ups to fail
      • Hold Plank
    • Round 2 
      • Merkins to fail (try to get at least 40)
      • Hold Beast plank for 40 seconds
  • Flagpole
    • Round 1 
      • Squat Jumps 
    • Round 2 
      • 40 Dips & 40 Big Boys 
  • The Gateway
    • Round 1 
      • 40 Flutter Kicks (4 count)
    • Round 2 
      • 40 American Hammers (4 count)

The Next Thing:

  • Ring of Fire 
    • PAX in a circle holding plank
    • Q starts with 5 Merkins and then the next HIM does 5 all the way around the circle, then moves to four … three … two … one … If you want to add in a clap (or two) go right ahead. 

MARY:

Child’s pose stretch to help with the shoulders

15 V-ups IC 4 count

14? Hello Dollies IC 4 count

Downward dog stretch to help with … is it legs? … is it what? 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

9 HIMs … broke our streak of FNGs this week. Two out of Three ain’t bad. 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Fortitude, or courage. With Fortitude, we can overcome our fear & are willing to take risks as a follower of Jesus. With courage, a person is willing to stand up for what is right in the sight of God, even if that means accepting rejection, verbal abuse, or even physical harm & death. 

The Gift of Courage allows people the firmness of mind that is required both in doing good and enduring evil. 

Fortitude gives us strength to follow through on the actions suggested by the gift of Counsel (or Right Judgement). Fortitude is what allows martyrs to suffer death rather than renounce Jesus or their faith. Willing to endure danger if necessary, but does not seek out danger for danger’s sake. 

St. Paul, in his letter to Corinth, says, “3 times, I begged the Lord about this (affliction), that it might leave me, but He said to me, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, for the power is made perfect in weakness.’ St. Paul goes on to say, “I will rather boast most gladly my weakness, in order that the power of Christ may dwell with me. Therefore, I am content with the weakness, insults, hardships, persecutions, and constraints, for the sake of Christ; for when I am weak, then I am strong” (2nd Corinthians 12:8-10).

MOLESKIN:

I have now posted 44 times and this is my 4th Q. Words cannot express my love for this group of HIM. All of them, at all the other AOs. I have never experienced a group in my life that is so dedicated to one another. Who cares about each and every man that shows up. Even in the short time I have been participating, I am so lucky to be a part of this group. I just hate that it took me over a year to come out after first learning about F3. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

DogPound CSAUP: Off the Chain 2021 on Saturday, July 24th 0630-0930

Food, Coffeeteria, and a beatdown provided. Check Slack for the sign-up link.

Timed Rounds at the Splash Pad

THE SCENE: Fiftyish. Sprinklyish. Breezyish.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Choir Boy led us in a number of pleasantries, including 50 4-count side straddle hops.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the splash pad and do timed sets of various exercises—typically 30-40 secs.—with three rounds of each exercise & a lap or other method of locomotion (bear crawl, crab walk, bernie, etc.) every few rounds. Exercises included:

  • Dips
  • Big Boy Situps
  • Squats
  • Pull-ups
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Lunges
  • Incline Merkins
  • Flutter Kicks

 

MARY:
Freddie Mercurys. 0 LBCs.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 PAX including FNG Hans
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prov. 18:24, or some mutilation thereof.
MOLESKIN:
Great work from the PAX this morning. Good mumble chatter. And great to have Hans out.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Big Ball Convergence. Dog Pound CSAUP. And The Equalizer’s first shirt.